How long does it take to hang oneself?

[Openmind559]

How long does it take to hang oneself?
> Is it painful for long?

[d00d989]

better question...why are you asking this bro?

[Swizzy89304]

This is a weed site. Not a fuckin suicide site.

Now go to Myspace!

[jonny]

Not gonna tell you how to do it, but a warning if you are going to anyway.

Most people make the mistakes of just hanging themselves and being strangled to death.

THis is the most unpleasant way to die possible, You will shit and piss your pants as a reflex, aswell as gain an erection and ejaculate...Nice.

the PROPER way to be hung is so that your back/neck breaks INSTANTLY when the rope goes taught.

Most people dont realize this and just drop off a stool or something. REALLY stupid.

I can think of much less painfull ways to die.
((If you're that intent on doing it, but suicidal feelings dont last forever.)

[Strikerrr]

you suck.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Not gonna tell you how to do it, but a warning if you are going to anyway.

Most people make the mistakes of just hanging themselves and being strangled to death.

THis is the most unpleasant way to die possible, You will shit and piss your pants as a reflex, aswell as gain an erection and ejaculate...Nice.

the PROPER way to be hung is so that your back/neck breaks INSTANTLY when the rope goes taught.

Most people dont realize this and just drop off a stool or something. REALLY stupid.

I can think of much less painfull ways to die.
((If you're that intent on doing it, but suicidal feelings dont last forever.)

hahahah that's crazy, where did you hear that?

[yoda]

i know this is the experiences forum, but i dont think these are the experiences the mods had in mind. not to mention i dont think anyone with the experience will be alive to tell you.

[Nochowderforyou]

hahahah that's crazy, where did you hear that?

When your body dies, your body releases all of your inner body fluids. If anyone kills themselves, or you die, your body drains itself of fluids. Like your feces, your sperm, urine, etc...That's how you die man. Pleasant huh?

And how are we suppose to know what hanging ourselves feel like? You think some of us have killed ourselves and have come back here to help you? That's like asking someone if it hurts to get your brains blown out.

[pogmoasal1]

you dont get a boner and blow your load when you die. well unless your whacking it or something.

but the other stuff dose happen

[Wright]

Stop looking for attention. If you really were intent on killing yourself, you would have been dead by now.

[LIP]

Yeah, you seem to be attention seeking.
If you want to do it and not hurt, then slice your wrists, lay down, close your eyes and you will fall alseeep (And never wake up)

It's gruesome but doesnt hurt once you've made the cut.

But hey, if you stupid enough to do it make sure its not where someone who you love will find u... They'll have a nasty surprise.

Also have a phone in your hand. You can loose 3 pints of blood before you feel faint (As long as you dont mind the sight of blood) so you can call an ambulance if you change your mind half way though.

[Mingles]

hahahah that's crazy, where did you hear that?


My dad is a sheriff's deputy and he's come across enough hangingsto know this is true. He's never said anything about the erection and ejaculation, but the shitting and pissing thing is very true. Quite messy. Also, if no one finds you right away, your inside begin to turn jelly-like. There was one time where they found this guy who hung himself. When they cut him down and he hit the florr, he kind of "broke open" so to say and oozed out all over the floor. Major mess. Either way, call a suicide hotline rather than a cannibus forum if you really need help man.

[prplchknz]

how about you go and hang yourself then give us a review

[jonny]

The ejaculation thing is only when they've strangled to death as opposed to having the necks broken.

Maybe it isn't in ALL cases then, but it is definately documented to happen.

Centuries ago, sometimes the gallows where rigged by people who really hated the person about to be killed, so that the trapdoors wouldn't open properly so they would strangle and die slowly, and one of the times I heard the ejaculation thing mentioned was when on the subject of what I was just talking about then.

But I don't know from personal experience ;)

[jbuckets]

suicide threads :(

[TakeFlight]

hanging yourself is a stupid way to kill yourself, i dont like the idea of having impulses still sent through my brain after im dead

1. Write a note
2. Take ex-lax (unless you hate your family)
3. sit in a chair
4. put the dangerous end of a shotty in your mouth towards the top
5. secure it between your knees
6. Pull the trigger
7. Be prepared to get sent back because it wasnt your time to go(its easier to die then come back)

if that doesnt work and your desperate then go to a gun range/club and for 20 bucks you can do it

if someone is willing to go to these lengths to kill themselves then let them do it for christs sake

[Go.Ask.Alice]

Listen...before you make this decision...
please....consider a couple of things....
if you killed yourself how would it affect people you know?
why do you really want to kill yourself?
at least try to get help..
if lifes so bad...why dont you start over somewhere new?

Please.....i dont know you but....seriously....try and help yourself...

if notthing works i agree....slit your wrists....

[GratefulDead4ever]

this is a pretty emo post

[EbelEyes]

Fuck man, I tried killing myself no longer than 4 or so weeks ago. I drank half a bottle of Bacardi in ten minutes. The whole motivation for the night was "I never want to feel anything again".

I should be fucking dead. I've been thinking about the night a lot, and I thought to myself "How dare I try and pass all my pain onto my loved ones because I can't deal with it?".

I only needed to do that once to know that I never want that again. I'm even thinking quitting drinking, its no longer fun. I can never again say to myself "This is fun, I'm drunk!" No, now its "I almost killed myself with this, what am I doing??".

Suicide is not an answer to any problems, all its going to do is cause pain for anyone you care about.

[Citrons]

half bottle doesnt kill u ... lol

[chriscannabis]

Even If I wanted to die, I could never commit suicide just because I couldn't put my mom and dad and my little bro through that kind of shit.

Thsi htread is getting really depressing now :(


Though we'll never know, I doubt hanging is the shittiest way to die. I can think of many ridiculous and down right crappy ways, but I'd rather not, cuz frankly I'm better off not worrying about it.

[LittLeWinG]

half bottle doesnt kill u ... lol

LMFAO, i laughed at the half bottle thing

[iln2365]

hanging yourself the right way very likely does not hurt but don't do something stupid like that, some kid at my school commited suicide last month and even if it might be too painful to go no living, even if you think you'll never be happy don't. For one thing it's the easy way out (don't meen to sound like an ass), for another it's just a permanent solution to a temporary problem, don't half ass your life man you only get one (maybe) even if you think noone wil miss you someone will.

[beachguy in thongs]

Let's have an open mind, here.

Now, don't leave us!!! :smokin:

[hls420]

yes, openmind........please seek the appropriate help ASAP! ER, Counselor, Crisis line, etc.........My thoughts and prayers are with u! I know what it's like to feel that way, but I try to see the "hope" ahead, as much as I can, so I can stay alive and accomplish the things in life that I still haven't accomplished, like: going back to school, becoming a mother, etc.......Even tho' it's hard when you're so depressed, please try to see the light at the end of that dark tunnel!

[CaptainDankNuggets]

What the Fuck man get out of here with that suicide shit, wow I didnt think someone would get like that after smoking pot

[Swizzy89304]

Anyway to answer your question, it takes approximately 3.62865767391005127353269 nanoseconds.

But those 3.62865767391005127353269 nanoseconds are damn painful.

[PureEvil760]

ok if u want to kill urself by hanging urself..dont, i've heard that drowning is a very peacefull way to go so just swim down somewhere as far as u can and inhail the peace that shall consume you.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

This is a weed site. Not a fuckin suicide site.

Now go to Myspace!

dear god lmfao.

[HasheeshianKing]

this kid prolyl killed himself alrdy, his not responding back hahahawut an idiot

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

Pills are messy, convulsions, vomiting, delirium......... then unconciousness, maybe death, Hanging is messy, but as mentioned if u snap the neck wouldn't be that bad, jumpin from a high place would be interesting............Shotgun yeh, if you don't giv a shit that ure loved ones will find a block of mince meat sitting on ure shoulders when they come to greet ya in the mornin.........but all those things require will power, those ballsy decisive moments, if u can't summon the bollox to do any of that, and for the sake of ure family in the aftermath. Inhalation of an inert gas is noted by many sources to be the best method, get a cannister of inert gas like helium, nitrogen, argon etc.. an oxygen mask, hook it up and sit back, do what you do, and you'll be gone. ure brain only recognizes suffocation if the CO2 levels in the blood increase, this doesn't happen since the oxygen is displaced, effectively squeezing it from ure lungs, cell respiration stops, co2 production stops, in about 5-10minutes, u'll be subjected to drowsiness and unconciousness, u'll barely kno what hit u, still takes a lot of balls to commit suicide. Ultimate choice man, good luck with that. :thumbsup: :D :dance:

[mikeo14]

Hey, anybody ever watch that snuff, death video crap I satyed up all night one night and watch all the snuff videos on this one site the most disturbing one was probably the murders, this soldier had his foot on anothers head and slit his throat, you could hear the gagging and other sounds I can't imagine how bad that would be to be on ACID and have death videos going through your mind.

Get out of here with that death shit anyways I see cannabis.com as a fun site to learn how to grow, share some nice past times on weed and get information about weed in general if I wanted to hear about someone dying id go to rotten.com or http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/movies/ just look at how some people kill themselves, I don't feel any sadness when I see a video or pictures of someone killing themselve because I think its just stupid, Ive been there though and its not fun to have suicidal thoughts but ive came out stronger, but damn those murder videos and especially the one with people jumping out the world trade centers make me feel insane. I shouldnt even be talking about this trash on cannabis.com you see WTF you did you started a cycle and other ppl are gunna have suicidal thoughts because the only site they can go to that will bring a smile to thier face is encouraing suicide! stupid stupid!

HAppy thought happy thoughts...joanna krupa, adriana lima, germinating weed plant - has 2nd set of leaves already, rainbows, feeling when your right about to light the bowl, feeling when you get a new fat sack of weed, my dachshund named bailey............................................ .................................wooo............. .........................:) im ok guys

[cashripper14]

a lil weed and some friends would get that suicide shit off ur mind.

[420purplehaze420]

Dont be ridiculous man, youll make others feel like shit. is that what you want? well if your going to do it make sure you jump from somewhere high because if you just kinda lower yourself it more or less squeezes and strangles you as opposed to instantly killing yourself with the neck snapping.

[Swizzy89304]

I think the only 'right' reason to commit suicide is if youre either in Iraq/Afghanistan, taken hostage and about to have yer head lopped off... damn if I was there, Id take one of those bastards AK47s, shoot a few of em in the nads then turn the thing on myself if I couldnt escape.
Or if you were in the WTC when it was burning. Fuck burning to death, Id rather take the window option.

[orangeman]

Just set up the rope, exhale as much as you can and when you feel like you need to take a deep breath hang your self and it shouldnt take long for all the oxygen to leave your brain :P.

[shoi]

I wanted to hear about someone dying id go to rotten.com or http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/movies/ just look at how some people kill themselves


that made me feel bad... i couldnt bring myself to watch some but maybe sometime