Best job ever?

[hihigh]

Right now i'm working as an RSR at my college which stands for uh, resident safety.... something. It's quite possibly the easiet job I have ever had. What my job entails is basically making sure that nobody who isn't supposed to be in a dorm complex gets in it. So pretty much i sit in a heated booth, watch t.v. and post on cannabis.com while people swipe into the building with their cards (it's all electronic so i don't have to do anything) in the rare case that their is a visitor to the building, i get their i.d. and swipe them in myself with an electronic card and record their name on a sheet.

best part is i'm working from 12am-8am so nobody ever comes in really at these hours and the shift pays 8 dollars an hour.:thumbsup:

if only i had some weed to blaze on lol

[3rdEyeVision]

so what your college security hahaha

[da haze meister]

lol thats so slick... speaking of heated booths i wanna hotbox this one at a mall nearby my house... but thats another story.

[Gumby]

I just make food all day, i think that's the best job ever... oh ya, i'm high too... that's probably why it's the best. Great when you can work high. I really do think people are more productive high as well... not stoned, but high.

[KronicKilla]

im a dealer..now thats the best job ever..except the hours suck got fuckin coke heads callin the house at all hours..ONLY 8BALLS AFTER 10 I tell them but do the listen nooo...

[Lily420]

lol being a vet

but nice chioces guyz.

[WeBB15]

im a dealer..now thats the best job ever..except the hours suck got fuckin coke heads callin the house at all hours..ONLY 8BALLS AFTER 10 I tell them but do the listen nooo...


Yes that is the best job, except the chance of you gettin caught and going to jail for a couple years kinda makes it the worst job ever.

[Jeff Spicoli]

best job = unemployed. hahaha

[PureEvil760]

damn thats a fuckin great job..my fav was bein a projectionist..just start the movies then watch the one i want to see the most.

[chisme]

im a dealer..now thats the best job ever..except the hours suck got fuckin coke heads callin the house at all hours..ONLY 8BALLS AFTER 10 I tell them but do the listen nooo...



lol welcome to my world would u like a membership card? lol yeah i get people knocking at my house at like fucking 2:00am its a joke. some people have no manners. i saiy to them dont ring my phone after 11:30am and dont ring b4 11:30am. yet i still get knob head phoning me at 2-3am asking for a shitty benz.:mad:

[benagain]

I'm a CSR (tech support). I work at home with a company phone watching tv, playing games and taking naps in between my calls. Not to mention smoking up whenever I feel I need it.

[highjinx]

a job......fuck, i was meant to get one of tyhose last week! lol

[Thehulkster321]

my dream job would to have m own headshop ... I would blow all my own glass pieces and just chill at the shop smoking bud. I would be a dealer to and I would hook my "preffered" customers up. I would have a little chill corner like in high's record store (that 70's show) were all my customers could listen to chill music and read high times and I would have lie an areain the back were I would let the preffered customers toke. That would be an insane job.

[thebathroom]

I'm a barrista and it's great.

[Nochowderforyou]

The best job for me I think would be a music reviewer. Companies send you free CD's, send you to free concerts, and I would have to do is do a small write up on it. I'd love to do that!

I worked as a security officer once as well. 12am-12pm shift. I quit after 2 nights because it was porbably the slowest 12hrs of my damn life.

Right now I work as a truss cutter. Basically construction work.

[AndrewLIKESbud]

Right now I'm going to school to become a pharmacist. But 2 weeks ago I started a new job as a Sushi Chef Apprentice. I have to admit, being able to eat sushi any time is a nice perk. GREAT JOB!!! Hopefully soon I finish training so i can get that raise, but tips keep the money coming in.

[LOVElife]

Im a Debt Collector. I dont exactly have great customer service skills, but I get paid lots and have a VERY eventful job. Everyday is different.

It's a laugh aswell!




FAO ANDREWLIKESBUD - how can you be a sushi chef, I thought it was raw fish??

[usedchemicals]

i've got the easiest job ever....

i'm a telemarketer. i get paid $9.75 an hour to call people on the phone. they give us free food in the break room, and i get paid vacation and sick days.

my manager is such a pothead too, he has dreadlocks down to his ass, and he went to 68 of Phish's shows back when they were together....

[Nikita123]

Best Job = Porn Star:thumbsup:

[Smokey McPot]

i own my own business maintaing yards. I cut grass, mulch, plant shrubs, trees and flowers, etc. Im thinking of goin to horticulture classes to get a degree and expand my business. Landscaping is great because its outdoors, keeps you in shape and you get a nice tan. Also if you are successful in owning a landscaping business you can make plenty of money.

[Smokey McPot]

man i give it up to all of us. Personally i thought most of you were pizza delivery guys or somthin stupid. You all have productive jobs and you all sound motivated. A lot of my stoner friends are losers and i kind of quit hanging out with them because they dont have real jobs and do nothing but smoke weed. No hobbies, just weed.

[pogmoasal1]

a job......fuck, i was meant to get one of tyhose last week! lol
make that like 3 weeks ago and im right with ya


and the best job ever would be to be rich off your ass so you can find something you really love to do and do that

[AndrewLIKESbud]

CHEF = a professional cook (look it up)

[infidel818]

im a recording engineer

[tripsalot]

id say the best job is definately porno and the worst job would be like cleaning shit off toilets

[JBlaze82]

um....the perfect job would be testing which kind of weed is the best :thumbsup: oh yea marijuana tester

[Psycho4Bud]

The best job I ever got was a blow job!:thumbsup: