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slipknotpsycho
03-04-2006, 05:15 PM
what intresting smart-assed comebacks can you think of to this line...

for example...
"do i look like your bitch"
"no all my bitches wear aprons, i'll go to walmart and get you one"

justinsane
03-04-2006, 05:26 PM
*jizzes on face*

NOW YOU DO!

MrFreeze
03-04-2006, 06:45 PM
Now THAT's FUNNY, I don't care who you are!!!

KronicKilla
03-04-2006, 07:02 PM
"suck my dick and ill tell you"

Euphoric
03-04-2006, 07:02 PM
edit. that retardo messed up my clever reply. :(

beachguy in thongs
03-05-2006, 01:35 AM
"When did you have puppies?"

PureEvil760
03-05-2006, 11:38 AM
"im trying to see things from your point of view but i cant get my head that far up my ass"

Nikita123
03-05-2006, 09:08 PM
*jizzes on face*

NOW YOU DO!

Ah, Very Nice.....Nothing like a money shot to show them who's boss.:thumbsup:

BabyFacedAbortion
03-05-2006, 11:36 PM
"Excuse me, did I say you could speak? I don't fucking think so ... get back on your motherfuggin knees where you belong; oh and while you're down there..kiss my fucking feet"

Hee-hee.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
03-06-2006, 02:24 AM
"Have you ever been bitch slapped?"

"No."

*bitch slaps the bitch across the face*

"WELL NOW YOU HAVE, BITCH!"

slipknotpsycho
03-06-2006, 06:00 AM
"Excuse me, did I say you could speak? I don't fucking think so ... get back on your motherfuggin knees where you belong; oh and while you're down there..kiss my fucking feet"

Hee-hee.
lol i think this is the best one yet... lmao...

Reefer Rogue
03-06-2006, 12:06 PM
Do i look like your bitch?

Yes.

Jillybo
03-11-2006, 04:16 AM
*Long pause*

"What the hell are you doing out the kitchen?!!"

exoticnoise
03-11-2006, 04:39 AM
"No. I like chix with no dicks."
or
"No. But how far along are you?"

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
03-11-2006, 07:04 AM
"Yes you do. Now bend over."

imagoober
03-11-2006, 09:07 AM
Ill tell you if youll get my cock out of your mouth, swallow, and wipe you chin off!

PureEvil760
03-11-2006, 03:59 PM
no, do you wanna be?

HiddenBeauty
03-11-2006, 08:27 PM
With a face like that you would be lucky to be Ron Jeremy's bitch