What is the condition of your Vagina right now?

[WhiskeyGirl]

Pink and waiting for the Big Submarine.:rasta: :thumbsup: :dance: ;) :stoned:

[justinsane]

we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine

[friendowl]

the meat curtains are calling

[Toking with Jesus]

Oh god....vagina?
You mean that area of a girl's private where it smells like tuna fish, it's got a stinky, sticky, and red hole of flesh? Wow....
Okay...
A pussy reminds me of Penis Marijuana for several reasons
1. Its sticky, icky, and skunky
2. Smoking it gets the dick high (My dick gets the munchies a lot...always needs pussy!)
3. Most importantely, its got a whole shitload of sparkly, white crystals all inside the pussy that gets you sky high if you swallow enough of the crystal malt.
I always had a preference of talking to the pussy, even dressing it up, before becoming "anally inclined" so to speak (rubbing my asshole against her pussy, with a dildo stick between us) fucking great sex! FUCKING GREAT SEX!
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[notrightquite]

Jesus scares me.

[justinsane]

the best movie to picture in my head is

the neverending story, when hes flying on falcore (spelling) the dragon, while listening to new age ambience music

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Jesus scares me.
*dies*

[BabyFacedAbortion]

My vagina is back in the box it came in.

[KronicKilla]

My vagina is back in the box it came in.

so your box is inside of a box?

hope you sealed it for freshness

[beachguy in thongs]

I love pink, but sorry that my submarine's not yellow.
I love yellow, and it's not pink, either.

[lizka4200]

sore....

[Skink]

Personally I'll take a hummer over a hole... What is the condition of your mouth???

[lizka4200]

Well it can fit all of your ten inches....hahaha

[lizka4200]

really it all depends on the girls gag reflexes

[friendowl]

my vagina is at work making me some money
it bought me lunch this afternoon.
my vagina makes me proud

[Trichocereus Panza]

Sometimes I wish I had a vagina...

Does anybody else wish they could experience sex/orgasm from the point of view of the other gender? Just for like a day or somethin, to see what it's like.

I bet it would be really exciting

[lizka4200]

man id love to see what its like to have a dick....you get to shoot it out if you want for me to do that i gotta like push my whole insides...or my husband is really nailing me to hard haha..
wel its never to hard! the hrader the better

[gangagirl]

I'd rather tell u what my clit looks like, pink and peaking out of the dark , warm lips just a little to say hello and invite you in for a taste!

[bud bone]

that guy wants a pussy

[bentleygtgirl]

clean:D

[DannyMan]

If I had one it would certainly be in love with my hands. :cool:

[YouD0nt]

Yah I always wondered what a woman feels while orgasaming.. is it different than a mans?

Confounding.

[crudemood]

Sometimes I wish I had a vagina...

Does anybody else wish they could experience sex/orgasm from the point of view of the other gender? Just for like a day or somethin, to see what it's like.

I bet it would be really exciting

Yes, I totally just thought the exact thing today.
Maybe sex is better for the guys?

[halosin8r]

Never had one.. but if I did, probally slightly moist and lacking attention.

I personally think a good majority of people are or have been curious of the other sex's experience.
I was once.. twice... and I still wouldn't mind to find out either. ;) lol

[baisez le monde.]

My vagina's doing pretty well, thanks for asking. It's had a rather good day I might add.

[Mista Sippi]

i keep my vaginas in jars in the basement. i have a collection of 8 vagii, pickling for thanksgiving dinner.:eat:

[EmoRebellion]

My vagina is doing very well.. She seemed very happy when she left for work this morning.

[phoenix]

i keep my vaginas in jars in the basement. i have a collection of 8 vagii, pickling for thanksgiving dinner.:eat:

Nice, what spices do you use?

I like to add a little rosemary to mine. Some thyme as well.

[EmoRebellion]

Rosemary on fish? Hmm..

[LIP]

Shusi is the way to go. Shit, i got milk in the freezer, gotta go

[ghettoBlunt]

i dont have one:( ...but my girlfriend's is doing great:)

[YahtzeeG]

yeah I wish I had one... my penis gets in the way so often... like sitting down and stuff... poping boners in public or during foreplay

[LIP]

ONce you get a bit older getting hard in public isnt a problem, damn, you'll be lucky to get hard in the bedroom in a few years LOL.

I know what it's like with it getting in the way... im always sitting down fast and catching my balls... damn, now THAT's painful... your full body weight on your balls.

[smokster]

In the words of Ford Fairlane.....what's a pussy..The box a penis cums in!!!

[GrantFuhr]

not sure, they dont take checks. i spent the rest of my cash on the hotel room

[TheGreenFog]

So...smokster. You have 4 posts...and you used one to bring this thread back from the dead. What'd you do...run a search for the word "vagina"?

Welcome to the boards. Be cool.

:rastasmoke:

TGF

[GanjaSmugler]

Man i hate when that happens. I layed down on my couch last night to hard and mashed my balls in between my thighs somehow. like i landed on my left thigh and my right thigh slammed while my left ball was chillin there,( bad stomach pains) that is one thing girls should not ever wish they had( the pain of pressure on your testicles)

[LIP]

Man i hate when that happens. I layed down on my couch last night to hard and mashed my balls in between my thighs somehow. like i landed on my left thigh and my right thigh slammed while my left ball was chillin there,( bad stomach pains) that is one thing girls should not ever wish they had( the pain of pressure on your testicles)

And thats why girls should NEVER kick a guy in the nuts... it's so painful it drives grown men to cry... and my fuck, shortens the breath.... it's so painful.... Damn, i've been kicked in the nuts too many times :(

[MastaChronic]

i hate sitting on my balls