HELP....at home drug test within the hour..i will fail

[CoyoteGrass]

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!im getting drug tested at home by my mom with one of those lil kits......iu need to know how to pass it.....its coming within the hour and i need to pass or im going to military school.....please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TakeFlight]

how much do you smoke and how frequently

[CoyoteGrass]

umm i hadnt smoked for 2 months till 2-3 weeks ago when i smoked on friday of each week....3 bowls about.....this past weekend smoked friday saturday sunday monday and tuesday........clean for 3 days and drinking lots of water...its just a level reading test not a complex thing or ne thing......how can i sterilize it.....been drinking water....will bleach on a q tip or rubbing alcohol on a q tip work????

[TakeFlight]

you got any yellow dye?

[CoyoteGrass]

no......do u have aim or msn....cuz it wood b easier to tlk

[CoyoteGrass]

msn: [email protected]
aim: xburningoutcastx

[CoyoteGrass]

yea well dont worry everyone....my friend came over and my mom was in a good mood and put the test away....i said fuck it and told her i was smoking again and that ill start packing my bags for military school(guilt trick....lol) she said its ok and shes glad i told her the truth than lie to her and fail the drug test....she also said that she woodnt have sent me away but prob grounded me for a month and not let me get my cell turned back on for a while....everythings cool and shit seems ok...her last comment was its my life and not hers and im messing it up for me......i dunno....i have pretty chill parents but my mom is a lil stricter than my dad....thanx fer yer help guys.....420 forever

[Clipse]

Man, kids have it so good these days.

You know what would have happened to me in that situation? I'd of gotten the piss knocked out of me, and it wouldn't have been "off to boot camp", it would have been "you can't live here anymore".

You should thank your lucky stars man.

[CoyoteGrass]

thanx for the response clipse....well my parents are pretty chill....my mom was dissappointed and said please stop for my sake.....i would be off to boot camp or military school if i said i wasnt smokin and failed....the truth will set u free.....most of the time....play dumb with cops cuz u kno their nickname....there pigs

and krypto....thanx for yer support and help too....i saw yer profile and yer location and lemme just say im very close to u.....im me and leave me a message....or email me,,,,,we needa get together sumtime and discuss techniques and maybe just spark one up....hit me back.....peace

[CoyoteGrass]

oops thinkin of wrong post....krypto is supposed to be TakeFlight

[da5mikeY]

haha, that's what happened to me, I had this new shit that was real potent, and I just did it in my bathroom with the window open usually, but my mom could smell it and I have a test the 18th because I just told her I did it and didn't get grounded, anyone have any suggestions (just smoked on the 4th)

[partyguy420]

Man, kids have it so good these days.

You know what would have happened to me in that situation? I'd of gotten the piss knocked out of me, and it wouldn't have been "off to boot camp", it would have been "you can't live here anymore".

You should thank your lucky stars man.


if i was bron about 8 years earlyer, i would of had the shit kicked out of me just for cusssing at my mom, or cussing at the teacher, but ive gotten a lot of PTO, so you may as well say ive have been to boot camp, and my dads version of boot camp aint fun.