Any rules you enforce when smokin with friends?

[Fabolous]

I was just woundering on. if any one on this board sit's there and enforceing some type of rule or rules when smoking with friends or maybe family members....

Like Example: 2 hit's then pass

In my big groupe of friends there isn't many rules to follow, just don't hog the joint or bowl, uselly we let the person with the joint in hand keep puffing intell he or she is happy with it, Then they deside who to pass it to...

[Reefer Rogue]

I have two sets of rules:

For males: Don't try and have sex with me.

For females: If you're attractive, have sex with me.

That is all.

[psychopixi]

No rules. What's the point, people just get petty over them. If there's enough to go around then it really doesn't matter in the least to me whether someone has three, or four, or a dozen tokes before passing it along. People I used to smoke with had a three-toke-then-pass thing going on... All that happens then is that people get pissy if they think the person before them had an extra drag or something.

[Reefer Rogue]

I was just woundering on. if any one on this board sit's there and enforceing some type of rule or rules when smoking with friends or maybe family members....

Like Example: 2 hit's then pass

In my big groupe of friends there isn't many rules to follow, just don't hog the joint or bowl, uselly we let the person with the joint in hand keep puffing intell he or she is happy with it, Then they deside who to pass it to...

Yea, in America, with joints it's usually 1 toke pass but in England it can be up to 5 tokes n pass. Euro style :D I prefer bowls tho. Me and my friends uaually call Mondays (tuesdays, wednesdays) for the first hit of green etc in the bowl. That's only England speak though, in america i'd say cypher.

[daima]

Rule #1. Do NOT touch Guitars.
Rule #2 Do NOT Touch Fiddles
Rule #3 Dont Bother asking if you can

dai*ma :D

[pogmoasal1]

1 rule for us

but i forgot what it is

[Bender]

just 1 rule.. NO Smoking of any kind in my house.. you can smoke in the garage..but that's not that bad. we have tables and chairs,tv,stereo, and other cool stuff out there..:rasta:

[BobBong]

Don't Blow into the Bong!!

[growitandsmokeit]

no not really. It's considered pretty uncool to hastle for a guy to give you a joint before they have finished with it though.

[Jim E Fresh]

"Pass the Doochie Pon the Lefthand Side" is my carnal rule. The right is just wrong.

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

when the joint or blunt is getting small we do "chicano" which is, take a hit and hold it in till it comes back to ya

[GreenKing11]

1 Rule.. Don't do anything that might attract cops.

[His Dudeness]

The only rules my friends and I have are that whoever rolls a joint/blunt gets the first hit regardless of who's bud it is. We usually do the two hit pass as well.

[FeastonThisSHITT]

Only rule I have is everyone in the circle gets some, don't skip people.

[orangeman]

I really dont have any rules because usually I would be smokin with them lol I never have anyone smoke over my house and if I go over my friends house to smoke usually I have my own blunt and they can smoke theirs. But I hear (and saw) in California if you fuck up the rotation you get punched in your face. I didnt see it up close but I seen it on "Ghetto Brawls", lol the guy took like 5 hits and got punched in the face.

[zephyrinne]

There are no rules in my smoking circle.. except don't slobber on the pipe/joint/blunt/whatever. And whoever packs the bowl or rolls the blunt... you get first hit. Unless the bowl ran out on someone else, if I'm packing, then I always give the bowl to them first. I guess I'm just a nice girl. :rasta:

[Fengzi]

. And whoever packs the bowl or rolls the blunt... you get first hit. Unless the bowl ran out on someone else, if I'm packing, then I always give the bowl to them first. I guess I'm just a nice girl. :rasta:

That's pretty cool zephyrinne. It would really suck to be the guy who never got a fresh hit. I agree, you are a nice girl:smokin:

Other than some of the obvious rules already mentioned, the one me and my friends always had was that the person who has the weed decides when to smoke it. We came up with that after being pestered with way too many "I hear you just got an 1/8th, lets go smoke a bowl" requests. Especially from people who never seemed to have their own weed. I mean shit, it's my weed. I don't mind sharing with you if I'm smoking but stop pestering me to get you high.

[Dr. Dro]

I don't like double-tokin' ...take your hit and pass the motherfucker!
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If we are smokin' a bong or bowl, don't pass a cashed bowl/bong, give it
back to the person who is in charge of packin' it.
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I REALLY hate when someone rolls a joint and doesn't get all of the seeds
and stems out.
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No parkin' on the grass! I don't like it when someone sits there and runs
their mouth while they are holding the joint/bowl/bong.
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Don't get up and leave the circle and then bitch when you get skipped ...
what are we ALL supposed to just stop smokin' b/c YOU are dumbass?
I don't think so skippy.

[Oneironaut]

One rule - don't be a dick.

[friendowl]

if anyone spills bong water on breaks my bong or bowl or drops the cherry on my couch they will catch a seriuos beatdown.
this one fool was smoking rock in my restroom during a party.i caught him after telling him not to and i broke his jaw and was trying to choke the life from him but i was restrained.
my rule is dont be a dumbfuck

[Microsoft Certified]

person who rolls the blunt gets to spark it. then person whos weed it is gets 2s then person who got the swishers is 3rd then fours for the person who ........then it goes by seniority whos been around longer not by age!? but by grouping shit peacing and whos benn inthe group longest age ppl tend to get pissy too

[yoda]

- 2 hits on a j, then pass / 3 hits on a blunt then pass
- whoever rolls, sparks
- if its 3 ppl smoking, atleast 3 bowls will be packed to ensure everyone gets greens, rotation stays same

[chisme]

like reefer rougue i smoke a couple hits like a quart the joint then pass they smoke a quart then pass back and so on.

where i live most of us smoke so we normaly have lots more then an 8th each so we normaly have one rolled up b the other person anyway,

its not like we sit down and smoke a joint between us. we sit down and smoke a joint each lol

call me unsociable but i dont like smoking other people shit they never roll the joint well enoutgh and it never taste the same. if i share a joint with someone i have to roll another just for me after wards or i just dont feel it.


doesnt matter who it is when i smoke someone else joints....2mins later im allways like ''ok lets roll a proper jont now'' anyone else get that?

[ghandi]

Don't Blow into the Bong!!
Aye same here mate :thumbsup:

[chisme]

if anyone spills bong water on breaks my bong or bowl or drops the cherry on my couch they will catch a seriuos beatdown.
this one fool was smoking rock in my restroom during a party.i caught him after telling him not to and i broke his jaw and was trying to choke the life from him but i was restrained.
my rule is dont be a dumbfuck

yeah that is 100% right i hate that i told a fucking idiot not to sniff in my room the i went downstairs and came back up to find him using my sub speaker as a desk to sniff it from. i threw him out the cunt.

if someone told me not to smoke weed/ciggerettes in their house i wouldnt.:mad:

[beachguy in thongs]

Don't burn up the Weed (with the lighter).

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

if anyone spills bong water on breaks my bong or bowl or drops the cherry on my couch they will catch a seriuos beatdown.
this one fool was smoking rock in my restroom during a party.i caught him after telling him not to and i broke his jaw and was trying to choke the life from him but i was restrained.
my rule is dont be a dumbfuck

I agree! I hate it when people act like they're fucking stupid. That's like my rule well I have 2 rules...

Rule number one can't be broken and I have no tolerance for this, doing drugs around my son. Like one time a group of my roommates friends came over to snort a line. Hey you know I do it once in a great while in the privacy of my own bedroom, Well my son who is starting to learn to walk and play was sitting right there, They started snorting and got into it over who'd get the last line..I walked in and fucking punched my roommate in the nose (i'm a 5'5 chick mind you, he is 6'5 and huge!) He said what was that for, I said for breaking my only RULE that I have around my son. (my roommate his also my sons father)He was like what was the big deal, my son was sitting there watching them fight over who'd get the last snort, blowing dust everywhere...So then I punched him in the stomach for bringing in idiot friends who wasted there dust anyway.Not much of a snoter, but Come on dude this is my kid we are talkin' about here!

Rule number 2, is more of a Joke, my friends call me peaceful Chong cause I'm always so mellow and peaceful when it comes to fights and such. We'll once I was at a party, and my friend who is a large guy always turns into an asshole, everyone tells him to shut the hell up but he only listens to me, because we're so close. Well we went into the party, he turned into an idiot,and I was in a different room enjoying my buzz, when someone came over and said "you gotta get him, he is gonna piss people off" At first I was like who cares and then i figured why should I have to be the one to deal with this all the time, So i walked in to the room, punched him in the mouth,and said "Shut the fuck up"He looked up at me and was like OMG i can't believe you just did that....his mouth was wide open. He said "Why'd you do that' and i was like you didn't follow my rule, when you come around a party enjoy yourself, but don't make time miserable for everyone else....So now they call me combact chong lol....

I don't like rules, i don't want to be the bitch who has to make em, but at the same time people who come in that you don't know you have to set a limit, and for people who do no, should get there ass kicked for not informing the stupid outsiders of the guidelines...

well that's all folks!!:rasta:

[Skink]

I smoke alone,with nobody else!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

So do I, 99.99% of the time.

[KronicKilla]

the only real rule i have is that if i sell ya weed than you smoke me up

[zephyrinne]

That's pretty cool zephyrinne. It would really suck to be the guy who never got a fresh hit. I agree, you are a nice girl:smokin:

Other than some of the obvious rules already mentioned, the one me and my friends always had was that the person who has the weed decides when to smoke it. We came up with that after being pestered with way too many "I hear you just got an 1/8th, lets go smoke a bowl" requests. Especially from people who never seemed to have their own weed. I mean shit, it's my weed. I don't mind sharing with you if I'm smoking but stop pestering me to get you high.


I know what you mean about the pestering to get high part. I can't stand when people are like 'hey, let's smoke a bowl,' knowing full and well I'm the only one with weed.

Another thing I hate is when I'm throwing down my weed, and there's a large group, and people that I KNOW for a fact have weed don't throw down any. That's damn annoying. Happens sometimes. I don't mind sharing, but you better at least throw down something.. if not that night, then you smoke up me up the next. :)

[zephyrinne]

Also, whenever smoking from a bowl, I hate when people light the 'whole' bowl. You know, 2-3 people can get green hits off a freshly packed bowl if they use the lighter correctly. I hate when people just light all the weed... people need to learn how to corner it.

[chisme]

I agree! I hate it when people act like they're fucking stupid. That's like my rule well I have 2 rules...

Rule number one can't be broken and I have no tolerance for this, doing drugs around my son. Like one time a group of my roommates friends came over to snort a line. Hey you know I do it once in a great while in the privacy of my own bedroom, Well my son who is starting to learn to walk and play was sitting right there, They started snorting and got into it over who'd get the last line..I walked in and fucking punched my roommate in the nose (i'm a 5'5 chick mind you, he is 6'5 and huge!) He said what was that for, I said for breaking my only RULE that I have around my son. (my roommate his also my sons father)He was like what was the big deal, my son was sitting there watching them fight over who'd get the last snort, blowing dust everywhere...So then I punched him in the stomach for bringing in idiot friends who wasted there dust anyway.Not much of a snoter, but Come on dude this is my kid we are talkin' about here!

Rule number 2, is more of a Joke, my friends call me peaceful Chong cause I'm always so mellow and peaceful when it comes to fights and such. We'll once I was at a party, and my friend who is a large guy always turns into an asshole, everyone tells him to shut the hell up but he only listens to me, because we're so close. Well we went into the party, he turned into an idiot,and I was in a different room enjoying my buzz, when someone came over and said "you gotta get him, he is gonna piss people off" At first I was like who cares and then i figured why should I have to be the one to deal with this all the time, So i walked in to the room, punched him in the mouth,and said "Shut the fuck up"He looked up at me and was like OMG i can't believe you just did that....his mouth was wide open. He said "Why'd you do that' and i was like you didn't follow my rule, when you come around a party enjoy yourself, but don't make time miserable for everyone else....So now they call me combact chong lol....

I don't like rules, i don't want to be the bitch who has to make em, but at the same time people who come in that you don't know you have to set a limit, and for people who do no, should get there ass kicked for not informing the stupid outsiders of the guidelines...

well that's all folks!!:rasta:



ok the first rule is totaly the right thing to do thats just wrong doing it infront of little kids. but rule no.2 sucked ...your friend was gonna have a fight so u walked in the room punched him in the face? because he didnt follow YOUR rule? so everytime u see someone doin sumthing u dnt like u ounch them in the face? i mean yeah it may have been at a party and sum asshole allways has to start a fight but i mean u didnt know what the argument was about u obviously know he's not gonna hit you back. dont u think about how embarrassed he must have been to have a chick ounch him in the face because he's not following your rules?

ok im trying to have a dig at u or nothing but its just.......well like sumthing paris hilton would do u know like ''I CANT HAVE MY CAPPACHIN DOUBLE CREME LATTE WITH SPRINKLES.......IM GONNA BEAT YOU''


like did u punch him because then you would look cool? if u thought to yourself why do u allways have to sort him out then why did u? instead of being angry at him because other people allways call you to come stop him. tell them its not your problem but just walking up to someone in a public place and pucnhing them because u knwo they wont hit you back is just not right .


like if i was chilling with people and sumone hit me because i broke one of THEIR rules i would go nutz....


who says this guy had to follow your rules? why dont u follow his rules or the next guys rules?

[Microsoft Certified]

i hit the smoke from the bowl just after i take the lighter off it .

[drinksmokesleep]

BRING YOUR OWN

thats all

[Microsoft Certified]

im bringing my own right now

[Skink]

I might break my rule of smokin alone with you... Your smoke looks tasty,are you as tasty as your Avatar???

[zephyrinne]

I might break my rule of smokin alone with you... Your smoke looks tasty,are you as tasty as your Avatar???


Ooh, I always like meeting new potential smoke buddies! ;) And just curious, why do you always smoke alone?

I could post a picture of myself, if you want.. then you can decide? :confused: :)

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

"Pass the Doochie Pon the Lefthand Side" is my carnal rule. The right is just wrong.

i consider it proper etiquette and always insist on passing it "to the left motherfuckers" as cypress hill so rappedly said. . :stoned:

[Skink]

Ooh, I always like meeting new potential smoke buddies! ;) And just curious, why do you always smoke alone?

I could post a picture of myself, if you want.. then you can decide? :confused: :)
I am a loner in general,smoke intensifies this tendency of mine...

I like picies,Please do...

[beachguy in thongs]

In the Southern Hempisphere, blunts pass to the right, I bet. Just like the toilet.

[benagain]

me and my friends used to have the ten commandments for pot smoking tacked up on the wall and we followed them. I can't remember them all, but some we still go by is HE WHO PACKS IT HITS IT FIRST, WIPE THE MOUTH OF THE BONG OFF BEFORE PASSING, NEVER SCRAPE SOMEONE ELSES PIPE WITHOUT THIER PERMISSION and so on.

[zephyrinne]

I am a loner in general,smoke intensifies this tendency of mine...

I like picies,Please do...

Here's one.. not really a good one though. I was a little high.. :)

[Skink]

Here's one.. not really a good one though. I was a little high.. :)
You look so much like my X-sister inlaw that it is scary!!!

I would smoke with you in a heartbeat,but i would be labeled a Pedo fur Sure... Age Missy????

BTW: you are deff wasted,but you look cute while your wasted...

[zephyrinne]

You look so much like my X-sister inlaw that it is scary!!!

I would smoke with you in a heartbeat,but i would be labeled a Pedo fur Sure... Age Missy????

BTW: you are deff wasted,but you look cute while your wasted...


Aww... well thanks! lol. You wouldn't be labeled a Pedo at all... I'll be 22 this month. :) I guess I do look young though, heck.. maybe 22 is young to some. But sometimes people think I'm 17. :mad: :p

[Fabolous]

i for got to add this, who ever has the bag of Pot get's to light it up.. even if he didn't roll it or fill it.... but from that who ever rolled or filled it gets 2nd hit.
or if you can over power the guy who has the bag(by i mean kick his ass) he can get the frist hit LoL. (in my groupe i can uselly get frist hit(but there are a cuple i would hesitate to fight with LoL))


no nigger lipping!!!....they still do it
Yep, i too hate when they sit there and lip that fuck outta a joint or hell even a bowl in that matter

when one of my friends began to smoke he would fucking nigger lip like hafe of a Avg size bowl some how.........

[NightProwler]

what the fuck. remove my post cuz i said NIGGER? its just a fucking word. im not racest. only racest people would have a problem with it.

[Skink]

Aww... well thanks! lol. You wouldn't be labeled a Pedo at all... I'll be 22 this month. :) I guess I do look young though, heck.. maybe 22 is young to some. But sometimes people think I'm 17. :mad: :p Yes you do look younger than your age.... Can you give a more specific local,east coast is pretty big????


Me (http://themoddepot.com/stuff/me-102.png)

[Strikerrr]

roller/packer get's first hit 2 or 3 hits just don't do ne more. pass to the left cause the right way is wrong. peace out of my house by 5.

[NightProwler]

ok heres my rules:
no fish lipping,
no skipping or changing the order of passing,
whoever's weed gets first hit,
one hit per person,
pass it fast, especially when cherried

[Fabolous]

ok heres my rules:
no fish lipping,
no skipping or changing the order of passing,
whoever's weed gets first hit,
one hit per person,
pass it fast, especially when cherried
wow 1 hit then pass, i would die i would never get the right amount of smoke in me.

[zephyrinne]

Yes you do look younger than your age.... Can you give a more specific local,east coast is pretty big????


Me (http://themoddepot.com/stuff/me-102.png)

Oh my god... you look exactly like my dad. lol. Not trying to make you sound old or anything, but WOW! :)

And I'm in West Virginia! :thumbsup:

[Skink]

Oh my god... you look exactly like my dad. lol. Not trying to make you sound old or anything, but WOW! :)

And I'm in West Virginia! :thumbsup:
Gee thanks that's a real ego booster... I am 49 and deff old enough to be yur dad...

West V is a day trip fur sure cause I live in central jersey... But it would be a trip smokin wit yur Dad eh?

[smanrocks]

roller's rights
how it goes

[cameron123240]

a couple of rules.

1. Respect your surroundings
2. No smoking in the house
3. Take off your shoes when coming in
4. Don't assume you can do anything you want to
5. Don't take any weed from the jar, unless you are told it's okay.

these are the basics, that regular human manners should be, and should be known by everyone, but not many know these. sad. i think cannabis users are going to get a break in the near future from the governments. i think, that being legal with cannabis, could be say, with under 5 ounces on you. i think thats fair dont you?:dance:

[Skink]

Gee thanks that's a real ego booster... I am 49 and deff old enough to be yur dad...

West V is a day trip fur sure cause I live in central jersey... But it would be a trip smokin wit yur Dad eh?
Just to let you know,this was all in fun... I don't think you are 22 and I would never drive 300 miles to smoke out with someone...

So Peeps put yur Pedo Periscopes down...LOLz

[da haze meister]

1. puff puff pass
1a. except if its my weed. then i can do puff puff puff puff HOLD puff puff pass
2. DONT FUCKING DROP THE BLUNT OR I WILL KILL YOU
3. Break any rules, and you are skipped for one rotation, banned, or pimp smacked with baby powder
4. dont yell or be a buzz killer
5. no smoking in my house.
6. dont fucking slobber on the blunt or bowl.

[bettybarbra]

DONT BREAK THE CIRCLE...thats it, if you youre stepping in after the circulation has been started, you must wait until it gets to the end and you may get in after the last person.

[sweetnhighz]

no double hitting/toking and this is just the term these damn rednecks use which i never heard anyone call it this until i smoked with some stupid rednecks but no nigga lipping/fish lipping!!!!!

nothing worse than fukers that jus hold and hit a joint and never passes plus when you hit a joint its just wet as hell from the last person sucking its spit all over it! nastyyyyy!!!!

[CocaCola]

Share. That's my only rule... I share with you and you share with me. I dont' care who takes the first pull or what order who goes in... just make sure everyone gets some equally. Drop a joint and die? Unless you did it, right? Some of these rules are gay, but it's your rules.

[zephyrinne]

Just to let you know,this was all in fun... I don't think you are 22 and I would never drive 300 miles to smoke out with someone...

So Peeps put yur Pedo Periscopes down...LOLz


Understandable, there's no way in hell I'd drive and meet up with a stranger...lol. But now tell me, what reason do I have to lie about my age? Birthday is March 24, 1984. That makes me almost 22. I'm a friggin' senior in college.. :confused:

[Skink]

Understandable, there's no way in hell I'd drive and meet up with a stranger...lol. But now tell me, what reason do I have to lie about my age? Birthday is March 24, 1984. That makes me almost 22. I'm a friggin' senior in college.. :confused:
OK,,, I believe you,,,Sorry!!!

Edit:Your pic looks younger...

[zephyrinne]

OK,,, I believe you,,,Sorry!!!

:) Just letting you know..

It's all good. :rasta:

[Skink]

Cool :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

[420Toaker]

Same as nightprowler but i will add PASS TO THE LEFT and no nigga lippin

And sweetandhighz yes we also call it nigga lippin i and yep you got it where i live its a country famrming based redneck town so i guess only rednecks call it that. We dont say it meaning to be racist if some one is thinking that in their head its just thats all anybody weve ever heard call it. Its just the truth black people have big lips!lol:D

[DemoCommando]

Just some simple rules as courtesy to not ruin the high and stuff.

1. Don't be a bastard, we are here to get high and enjoy ourselves, not to be bastards.
2. When on a bowl or bong, clear it before you pass it, no one wants a stale hit.
3. If you finish the bowl, pack a new one.
4. Whoever packs the new bowl or rolls the new joint, gets first hit(s).

[thebeancounter41]

My only rule is:
It's MY weed dude,so it's MY rules:D
My friends only have access to local shwag,so when I smoke with them,it is gonna be MY weed.Though I'm pretty easy.Don't bogart my 400 an oz bud.And don't slobber up my doob.