Fakers...

[soxsuk6432]

Why do people act higher/drunker than they actually are. It really pisses me off. My friend came to school to day after 3 beers and he was acting so bad but it was obvious. I didn't say anything but I really wanted to. He was fake drooling, pretended to fall, etc. I knew it was fake because back when I used to drink, I would get drunk with him every weekend but he didn't do that after 6. He also fakes being higher than he is and makes me get wound up. Does anyone who know do this?

[mrdevious]

Never known anyone to fake that I can think of, but there's also the other end of the spectrum, when I was new to smoking and got really stoned and people thought I was faking. I never faked but some people are like "you can't get that high off weed, I know because I never did!" :rolleyes:

[420ultimatesmokage]

my question is to why someone would do this?

[w4terb0ng]

when i was like 16 or so, chicks the same age would do that shit all the time... like it made them look cool or something. it's one of the most annoying things in the world. some bitches deserve to be smacked.

[kevy cola2]

Young girls pretend to be super stoned all the time and it's fucking annoying, like just chill, ya know what I mean?

[Az.]

Yeah I guess its because they think it's cool to be drunk, or stoned.
Maybe they think it's mature?....but no I think its more the fact they think it is cool to get drunk....and if your not really that drunk you can pretend to be and people will be impressed...(especially if you still smell of alcohol)....maybe they are thinking they are more drunk than they actually are? like a placebo in a way....

Is acting drunk better than them actually being drunk though?

[orangeman]

Lol no, no one has to fake atleast not the people I know. Your either sober or yout not plain and simple.

[Dillmose]

yeah i got a freind who does it i think hes looking for attention or something but it bugs the shit out of me.

[acrca]

i hate those dooshes! ya they think that they are so cool that they are high or drunk, i do that stuff all the time, and im not that cool. i just act like my normal self when im high. some times if im really drunk, i act totally loopy, but thats if im really drunk (im talkin bout throwin up drunk)

[Synthesizer Man]

I've been guilty of over-exaggerating my highs. Some people just get like that when high. But I've always had a tolerance problem with weed, which meant that I can't get as high as my friends, and I didn't want to feel left out.

[BigBlock]

I have a friend that doesn't act high or drunk even when he's high or drunk. :D That's annoying too, there's no other side to him, he's just as dull as any sober person.

[Napoleon Blownapart]

I like to pretend I'm not that drunk or stoned but it never works

[Jeff Spicoli]

I could care less when the girls do it, because it just means they are even more slutier (sp)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I don't know, that just looks stupid; I don't like when people are fucked up in public and can't control themselves. If I'm non-sober it'll be in my house or someone else's and I'll be chillin'. I don't over-exaggerate only because the next day people WILL be talking shit. Plus it makes girls seem easy like Jeff said.

[Up In Smoke 420]

This girl I used to be friends with last summer started smoking weed and she called me told me lets smoke tomorrow she said she just got high earlier for the first time. So I was like yeah sure and we go there and she loads a the bowl and its like probally a 4th full of what I'd pack it and I was the 3rd to hit the bowl everytime and I would get it cashed.

So I finally got slightly high and this girl was like acting totally retarded like laying in the middle of the street and I was like aight enough of these stupid games stop and let's go and she was like oh I really cant move I'm to high blah blah balh and man we only smoked like 3 pen hitters of her stupid weed. Ah I'm high and keep going on and on sorry.

[dopesmoker]

i've noticed its mostly girls that do that...it pisses almost everyone off. like i've seen chicks drink one beer or smoke a quarter of a joint and act like they're fucked right up. It pisses me off alot.

[halo]

Shit this reminds me of a party I had for new years. This one girl was drinking and was acting so drunk she threw up and pretended to pass out. At first i thought she was totally wasted but less than 10 minutes later she was almost normal.

[GanjaSmugler]

"I could care less when the girls do it, because it just means they are even more slutier (sp)"
I love that, so true. I think that younger girls especially small ones have a really small tolerance. i saw this girl drink her first time. she drank one sparx, and like a beer and a half, and she was really drunk. i know she wasnt faking it, if she was shes a fucking great actor. but ive never seen people say theyre real fucked up from like nothing. but i have heard kids talk about how much they blaze, and it ends up theyve never seen it. i think it is the most retarted thing to lie about something you do like drugs to make someone think ur cool. people that lie about dumb shit like that piss me off .im babling now though i think, im hihgh

[briman]

tht is true i usewd to know a few girls and they came round to my house when i was still living with my father and and they asked for a cigarete so i gave them 1 and i was just sat there on my sofa making a spliff and they had a few tokes each i mean like 2-5 tokes each and theyw ere just sat on my sofa for hours and didnt give me ne room so i had to sit on the floor in my own house and they were just either fakin or just have realy shit tolerance but i think it was fakin

[KronicKilla]

ok i used to have thoses B40 (blunt and a 40) nights and one of my friends drank like 2 40's and some more beer and some weed and he was drunk..but this other guy had 1 40 and acted all drunk falling over and shit...but he is also the kind of guy who pukes everytime he drinks, and he doesnt even drink alot...its actually so funny its sad

[eddievanzant]

I did type something cool but I got a server busy message and my post was gone.

[KronicKilla]

I did type something cool but I got a server busy message and my post was gone.

yea it happened to me too, actually even while replyin to this..just keep hitting refresh until the page pops up than you wont lose ur post

[soxsuk6432]

I wanted to beat the shit out of him. Last time he did it I told him that a kid told the administrators that he was drunk. And he acted normal from then on. He said he was scared the whole day. Serves him right for faking it. Me and my friend are trying to think of something that will teach him to stop faking it.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

So at the begining of the year I was in this freshman class (yay for me being a total asshole and failing english 3 times) but anyway this kid, Jamal is acting totally out of it then gets called down to the principals office. When he gets back I go up to him and ask him wtf is up cause the class was sayin' he was high, then saying he smoked a j on the bus then saying he was drinkin' a 40 on the bus and blahblahblah. So I ask him and he says he drank all this vodka on the bus in the morning (Note: this was second blk class, so it was around 10..classes start at 7). Then after he tells me that he starts acting "wasted" and falling all over the place. I was like, "man go sit down I'll do your work if you shut the fuck up" lol, stupid ass 14 year olds.

[Freedumb]

yeah i drank once with my friend "T" and after a few beers he was all like "IM SOOO WASTED!!! ! !! ! ! OI OI OI! WASTEEED!:" baha! really lame but hey, thats his thing i guess, hes pretty scene.

[soxsuk6432]

Yeah, I wanted to punch him it was really annoying me and the wierd thing was 4 and a half hours later at lunch he was telling me he was still drunk. I never stay drunk that long usually only 2 hours.

[yoda]

i used to over-exaggerate my high a lil i think, i dont remember why. or maybe cause of my tolerance and inexperience then, i didnt know how to control it.

[soxsuk6432]

Yeah alot of people do. My first time I ddin't get high. But this kid always acts like he's way more stoned than he actually is and laughs to much but it isn't a real laugh it isn't how is laugh sounds it sounds kind of like he's grasping for air. And it usually makes me wind up which isn't good because I have to sit in class.

[Skink]

I try to fake that I am not high...

[Hektik]

I've known people like that. It's fucking retarded. it's mostly girls

[Nochowderforyou]

We have kids, or people who do that here as well. I guess they think it makes them look cooler and more into the adult things. Yes, I agree, very annoying, but hey, what can you do.

Or, tards like this:

wow ive been smoking this sweet sweet sweet purplae haze for the past 2 days and i just realized something,...... i am so high right now lol and more higher than the other three times i smoked this same shit lol. i am in a state that i cant move anything but my fingers as im typing lol... i am just so stoned that i cant remember what i type and i opalogize if this is hard to read lol.

:rolleyes:

[UnViaje]

had to chin check an idiot that got stupid that way, he had smoked for a while prior to blazin 1 with us n we had bunk that hit decently when he dropped by, was collected n quiet, then grew annoying taking his mental and physical paranoia too seriously as time passed. after he raised his voice for a while i warmed him to sit down n keep quiet till he chilled but he got all uppitty defending his nonsense, just layed one on the button n kicked him out my homies alley.
some fools r just dense

[snikitysnak]

it depends, different people do it for different reasons...

sounds like the original kid in this post doesn't have many friends and wants to get some attention. by acting like he's drunk or high he's trying to advertise that he's cool, that he likes to party, that if you're his friend you can feel like this to and have a good time. it all comes down to a cry for attention. maybe he doesn't have a great family life and is trying to compensate.

[acrca]

i used to over-exaggerate my high a lil i think, i dont remember why. or maybe cause of my tolerance and inexperience then, i didnt know how to control it.
the first time i got high, i was with a friend, the power was out, and i loved it. i wouldnt shut up, i was like dude i feel like im in a dream, but its like im not! i was a doosh that night. but the most fun experience ever

[soxsuk6432]

it depends, different people do it for different reasons...

sounds like the original kid in this post doesn't have many friends and wants to get some attention. by acting like he's drunk or high he's trying to advertise that he's cool, that he likes to party, that if you're his friend you can feel like this to and have a good time. it all comes down to a cry for attention. maybe he doesn't have a great family life and is trying to compensate.
That kind of makes sense because he's not relly popular and it does seem like he wishes he was but he's got more friends than me. I still don't know why he thinks drawing negative attention to himself would do any good. If he wanted to make friends wouldn't he try to act more sober than he is, because I like to chill with people who aren't going to wind me up. Not someone who is over there pretending to slober himself and fake stumbling all over the place. If I was with someone like that I would ask them to leave or stop. I lost alot of respect for him when he did that.

[sticktoit]

ppl who fake being high and or drunk are just too much of a pussy to actually get Crunked.....so i guess all i have to say is fukidol to all the faters...maybe their jus "wannabes!"

shit i know i cant fake being too high and or drunk...it goes like this. if i am than i am, and if not than i'm not! like right now i am straight...unfortuantely:( i wanna be :stoned:

[psychopixi]

Oh Gods yeah, one of my mates used to act waaay drunker than she was - all the time! It was SO obvious to me, cause if it was just the two of us she'd be acting a little tipsy, but nothing more. Then, if we were with people having had the same amount to drink, or less even (!) she'd be all over the place. I don't even know if she realised she was doing it, but I'm sure it was faked, subconsciously if not consciously.

And yeah, I think the only reason she did it was because she wanted to rebel and get drunk - like really drunk, cause it seemed "cool" and cause her parents would have killed her if they found out. I can't remember how many times her mum or dad would pick us up and give us a lift home at the end of a night out, and she'd have been falling all over herself five minutes earlier, but as the car pulled up she was fine again.

[eddievanzant]

People who fake just have some kind of problem, whether they're immature or insecure.

[benagain]

I knew a guy like that. Allways too fucked up to do anything unless you pissed him off, then he was sober all of a sudden.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

:D

Chicks are so lame!Heh, Nah I know what your talking about my sister has lungs of steel she can suck and hold forever, she isn't a pothead she's a new mother that feels guilty every time she is high, But anywho, she is a lightweight from hell and acts kind of foolish..I guess its just the newbies, I mean come on guys I bet there was once a time you did the same thing.

As for people faking it, I don't hang around a lot of people like that. I hang out with a lot of old stoners, and people that are basically just getting stoned to mellow them out. Thats what I do too...So maybe it's just the weed, the person, or maybe there just idiots..hmm guess well never know....

[JunkYard]

I'm personally a light weight, meaning I can take two-three hits of some dank and be out of my mind. I don't act stupid. I just get to where I try to maintain and can't. I stare into nothing, and I get real quiet; everything just seems like a dream and sh!t. Those that toke with me are carrying on conversations, and acting normal, but me . . .I'm just sitting there dazed out and staring into space, haha!

I like blazing alone. That way it doesn't matter how high I get, and I don't feel the need to "maintain".

Never had to fake being high . . .I'm a natural "lightweight"

[dkamthb]

i hate the people who act like smoking is the coolest thing since sliced bread "oh man, im soooooo fucking baked, look at me, i just smoked pot. im soooo cool"

no, no you are not. everyone you are talking to is just as high, we just dont suck at life as well. do potheads everywhere a favor and stop smoking. you embaress us

[dark0ne]

i had this friend that when we were drinking he would act all weird like stumbling arround and slurring his words. I have caught him pouring his drink down the drain many many times. I don't care, but why? why fake being drunk? it doesn't make you look any cooler. usualy the girls arn't faking when they act like that, and just are plain stupid.

[highjinx]

whats the fuckin point??? just drink yourself srupid then you dont have to act!
works for me! *drinks beer*:thumbsup:

[TakeFlight]

saw a bitch do a line of "coke" but it was really mydol, and saw a guy do a line of salt thinking it was coke, fuckin great

[Nochowderforyou]

saw a bitch do a line of "coke" but it was really mydol, and saw a guy do a line of salt thinking it was coke, fuckin great

I once watched a kid smoke an entire pocket lint joint and coomenting after about how great it was.

The same kid, I saw a few years later-I walked into the bathroom at a house party, and there he was, with 2 other crackheads, heating up bleach and such in a spoon to rock it up and smoke. :rolleyes: They had just finished doing a round of crack, so they were tweaking and needed more.

[TakeFlight]

ah now thats just fucking pathetic haha

[del...]

some girls do it because they've been brought up to be uptight and frigid around the opposite sex so by pretending to be drunk/high they have an excuse to be promiscuous and be able to say, "i don't remember a thing". boys do it for the misguided 'coolness factor'...just like some talk about "toked up a half oz last night" like it's just the coolest thing in the world.

[Swizzy89304]

I wanted to beat the shit out of him. Last time he did it I told him that a kid told the administrators that he was drunk. And he acted normal from then on. He said he was scared the whole day. Serves him right for faking it. Me and my friend are trying to think of something that will teach him to stop faking it.

Give him a joint of oregano and chilli powder.

[soxsuk6432]

Give him a joint of oregano and chilli powder.
No he smokes he'd tell the difference. We pretended to be talking about someone else who faked drunk and said exactly what he was doing. He got drunk this weekend and didn't fake it so I think it worked.

[highjinx]

No he smokes he'd tell the difference. We pretended to be talking about someone else who faked drunk and said exactly what he was doing. He got drunk this weekend and didn't fake it so I think it worked.

lol unconscious psychology!:stoned: