Joke of the day, to cheer you up.

[beachguy in thongs]

-courtesy of comedy central-

The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

(I've decided to make it multiple choice)
c: One
b: Two
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

[yoda]

a, the person tries to avoid hitting the skunk