how many times have you taken a sh*t?

[Powder Puff]

lol

[beachguy in thongs]

Come on, in one day? I'd say diarrhea must have stricken me once and caused a few trips to the bathroom, so I'm going for more than 3.




Come on, in one day? I'd say diarrhea must have stricken me once and caused a few trips to the bathroom, so I'm going for more than 3.

I just finished a thread and now I'm thinking of taking trips to "thebathroom"'s house.

[tokinggreg]

fast metabolism.. 3 times a day at least.

[DemoCommando]

I have never "taken" a shit. The most I've ever left, not from diarhea, is 3, that day is today. I left 3 full size shits. I have taken none.

Dan

[Jim Morrison]

i take a piss in the morning go all day without going again then at night i kill two birds at once and take a shit and piss at the same time so only one shit and two pisses a day

now you all know my bathroom habbits haha

[Skink]

Reminds me of a story about the 2 headed skink...

[Harvesthetic]

hahahahahha lol PPuff :D:D

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

I'd delete this thread if I were mod. I'd probably ban the creator from life itself as well.

[Powder Puff]

Oh haha.. Wanker

[friendowl]

man i havnt shit in fourteen weeks.
my skin is getting darker.
i fart out of my mouth
im swelling up
i m so full of shit im gonna pop
i can hear it coming run

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

Yeah i wasnt kidding about that. Phucking dorks

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[Skink]

Yeah i wasnt kidding about that. Phucking dorks

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Add me to your list wiener,because I see nothing wrong with a little perverted humor :dance: :dance: :dance:

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

Add me to your list wiener,because I see nothing wrong with a little perverted humor :dance: :dance: :dance:

:confused: Oh well, I dont agree with your perception of humor but im not going to ignore you skink :smokin:

[Nochowderforyou]

Lets see, I take at least one shit a day, I'm 23 and have been alive for 8395 days, so in my life, give or take a few shits, about 8400-9400 shits I have taken in my life. Which probably equals to about 8000lbs of turd. :D

Okay, seriously here, about once a day, at least. If a good day though, twice, maybe 3 times.

[Harvesthetic]

:confused: Oh well, I dont agree with your perception of humor but im not going to ignore you skink :smokin:
It was just a little joke from the "how many times did you have sex for" thread :(, read it near the end. IMO very funny practical prank. And I normally hate useless pants humor. :)
Maybe consider not ignoring friendowl, that guy is one of the realest people here. And I've grown accustomed to his face & words. He's got my respect. Powder Puff is a knight in the army to defend you, THC! We're all here for you, because we all love you to death!
Where's the love? :D group hug

[Skink]

Lets see, I take at least one shit a day, I'm 23 and have been alive for 8395 days, so in my life, give or take a few shits, about 8400-9400 shits I have taken in my life. Which probably equals to about 8000lbs of turd. :D

Okay, seriously here, about once a day, at least. If a good day though, twice, maybe 3 times.
I honestly don't know how you deduced poundage... Some days a loaf and others are just pebbles for me...

[Powder Puff]

It was just a little joke from the "how many times did you have sex for" thread :(, read it near the end. IMO very funny practical prank. And I normally hate useless pants humor. :)
Maybe consider not ignoring friendowl, that guy is one of the realest people here. And I've grown accustomed to his face & words. He's got my respect. Powder Puff is a knight in the army to defend you, THC! We're all here for you, because we all love you to death!
Where's the love? :D group hug
LOL!:)

He's prolly just some wanker:p

Put me on ignore!!!:D YAY!:)

I'm on an Ignore list!:p

Later, tahtah

[Kryzco]

am I the only that really wants to know why the hell is this in the sexuality forum?

[HiddenBeauty]

I'd delete this thread if I were mod. I'd probably ban the creator from life itself as well.


I agree with you about the thread and I think the creator needs a bit of a talking to from a mod.

[Its a Plant]

This IS cornfusing.

It might make more sense in the sex forum if he added "after anal sex" to the end, but even then it's just a little too gross.

[slipknotpsycho]

well shit i want on an ignore list too...

Powder Puff - more power to you, sometimes we need stupid threads to get us through the day...

to anyone who says he should be banned... you're on a public forum, dont' like the thread leave it... i used to be like yal "oh ban the idiot that made the idiot post" but... it's kind of pointless.. mods patrol the boards, if they want the thread deleted/user banned, they will do so... how would you like it if some stranger just walked up to you while your working and started handing out orders?

[Skink]

am I the only that really wants to know why the hell is this in the sexuality forum?
because every time you go a good one it's like anal intercourse...

[orangeman]

Do you mean just today or through my whole life? Lol, obviously today, well I only did it twice which is funny because I usually only do it once per day but when I happen to have to let it loose twice this thread is made :p.

[DazedNblazed]

I have a funny story i have this friend that he says he supposidley only takes a dump 1 a month im like dude your lying that cant be and im over at his house one day and hes like i gotta go shit so im like alright dudes in there for at least 30 minutes comes back up to his room and coming up behind him is his dad and hes pissed"how the hell did you clog the toilet", "its fucking overflowing down there." and his dad grabs him by the shoulders throws him into his wall which is dry wall and puts a human size whole in the wall. which he no covers with a beach towel.