shit in your pants in public

[friendowl]

has this ever happened to you.
better,when was the last time you pissed or shit yourself and
you were away from home.i havnt had any accidents in a while
but i remember one time when i was a kid i was at dennys.
i had to go but some man was taking forever.i jumped up on the sink
and pulled my pants down and shit in the sink.right when i was gonna finish
some guys walk in andd see me up on the sink shitting.fucking embarassing.
i ran back to the block and my friends mom thought i got kidnapped.

[insanity]

dude WTF is wrong with you?

[ATHF]

hahahaha nice

[VoidLivesOn]

Haha.

What time when I was 9 I was like walking, home half trotting cause Ihad to shit SO bad.Then out of fucking no where this doberman starts jetting towards me, so I just fucking book it and while I'm running I shit and it made it all the way down my pants to the ankle.It was sick.

[friendowl]

just bored of the normal threads.
cmon dont be shy.

[Looker]

A friend of mine was taking a dump at McDonalds but there was no TP inthe stall so he wiped his ass with his T shirt and hung it over the stall when he left....

[if6was9]

hahahaahaha,
when i was in preschool i pissed myself in front of the whole class

[Powder Puff]

last time I shit my self..

Damn.. when I was OUT of diapers??

hmm.. I don't believe I have.. But, I bet I have.. I've just been to young to remember it:) lol

Nasty.. just nasty owl..:p:D

[Fengzi]

LOL, never, at least not since I got out of diapers. The funny thing is I really thought it might happen to me last week. A combination of spicy Thai food the night before and getting stuck in a traffic jam on the way to work resulted in a pretty dire situation for me. Luckily, I made it to a Carl's Jr. just in the nick of time.

[thebathroom]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

friendowl, you are a funny funny man and i hope you never change

[friendowl]

those time sensitive shits can really sneak up on you.
like your pulling your pants down at the same time the shit comes flying out.
one second too late and your gonna get muddy.

[Escher]

i am very skilled in the art of holding it

[dopesmoker]

hahahahaha

[friendowl]

escher you can run but you cant hide.
one day your gonna have an accident
and when you do let me hear about it

[Escher]

I will

[dopesmoker]

i've shit myself when i was in kindergarten or so....i had to walk from the bus stop to my house and i just couldnt make it....blam! all the way down to my ankles.
I had a close call when i was in grade 3 or so....realized i wouldnt make it to my house so in the middle of winter with 2 feet of snow on the ground i took a shit in my back yard....lemme tell ya that creates a lot of steam

[Skink]

I was on a cub scout jamboree and there was foul disgusting outhouse... I nearly puked when I opened the door to one of the outhouse's so I held it in... I tried to wander into the woods,but the scoutmaster stopped me... In the middle of the night I farted a big nasty wet one"fried donuts for dinner,BIG mistake"... I then went to the outhouse took off my underwear and threw it in the dumper... My pants were stained and wreaking,but i had to keep them on as I had no other... I had to ride home that day "80 miles" with like 6 kids in one car... No one said anything,but I knew I wreaked something awful... I will never forget this life experience,boy was I fuckin :o :o :o :o :o :o

[eddievanzant]

Excluding a few close calls, I've never shit myself. Is it normal?

[Skink]

Excluding a few close calls, I've never shit myself. Is it normal?
It would be normal if you were a alcoholic...

[AndrewLIKESbud]

One time when i was 9, I had to take a shit except we were in the car. I told my mom, who was driving, but she said we were gonna be home in 2 mins. Well the diarrea couldnt wait 2 mins. I pulled down my pants and shat into an old McDonalds bag in the back seat. Needless to say my aim wasnt great and we had to get new floor mats.

[Looker]

Did you throw your underwear out???

[bedake]

honestly, the last time i shit my pants i think was freshman year of highschool... IT WAS BECAUSE OF A SEVERE FEVER haha seriously though, i was really really sick, it was at my house though, i was playing a game on the computer and im like oh shit i need to run to the bath room now!! didnt make it needless to say, the next minute i was in the shower

[eddievanzant]

Haha this is almoast as disgusting as "Disgusting Thread."

[mrdevious]

Excluding a few close calls, I've never shit myself. Is it normal?

That means Jesus loves you more, you should feel very special about that....




seriously, it's in the bible.

[AndrewLIKESbud]

What a great thread! This one won't get deleted, IT'S FOR THE KIDS!!!

[mrdevious]

Well I might as well add my stories.

- In grade 1 we were watching Merry Poppins (or Sherry Bobbins if you preferre), and the teacher said we couldn't go to the bathroom once it starts. so I held, and held, and HELD, and finally at the end of the movie, and school day, I wet my pants and had to walk home with a soaked croch and kids laughing at me. ah the good 'ol days.

- in grade 5.... well I can't really explain this one, I have no idea why it happened. it was 20 minutes before the end of the school day and I just stood up for a second, and this gigantic solid log suddenly shoots into my pants:eek: . So while the teacher was talking I just stood there listening till the end of the day, feeling this weight in my pants, then the bell rang and I ran into the bathroom to clean up.

(and this ones actually pretty funny if you read to the end)

- when I was 10 me and my best friend, who always hung out together, both must have caught the same virus or bacteria or whatever it was, because we both got what we referred to as "molases". For a whole 2 weeks every so often some of this thick liquidy crap (sorry about the image:p ) would just suddenly seep out for no reason. the first time it happened to him, and he said "ah, it's like molases or something!". I hadn't actually heard of molases for some reason, and so I thought that was the name of thick liquid crap that comes out of your ass. Since my friend knew I was mistaken, he decided to play me and tell me that was the actual name. so one day we're in the kitchen with my mom and she's baking, and he asks her "oh, are you using molases in that?" and I was just thinking what the holy fuck is he talking about!?!?! then he starts asking questions like "how much molases do you put in?" "where do you keep it?" and my mom says "usually in jars" and I just fell to the floor laughing. she looked at me like I was crazy lol.

[officerleeroy]

This thread reminds me of the ryan's steakhouse story...

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

Enjoy :D

[Das Boot]

I've got a cousin who is 9 years old and that little bastard shits his pants like twice a day. He shits in his pants exclusivley never in the toilet. He smells like shit always. And when he walks around shit falls out of the leg of his pants because he insists on wearing boxers. I hate that kid.

[Skink]

When I was in the 4th grade,we were solving arithmetic on the black board... A girl named Sharon was fidgeting and raising her hand... The teacher picked her and told her to solve an equation... She went up and stood behind the piano... The teacher yelled at here and on the floor from under the piano there was a yellow river, turns out she was raising her hand to go to the bathroom...

[eddievanzant]

Hahaha this is so fucking crazy.

[MullManiac]

Haha this thread is great, can say it's ever happened to me but i remember at some family party a while ago all the kids were in the pool and some 4 or 5 year old was in there and they shat themselves and then someone screamed and everyone got out of there as quick as possible!

[officerleeroy]

Haha this thread is great, can say it's ever happened to me but i remember at some family party a while ago all the kids were in the pool and some 4 or 5 year old was in there and they shat themselves and then someone screamed and everyone got out of there as quick as possible!
hahaha a floating shitlog! :D

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

huh? no... that's just a snickers bar...

[w4terb0ng]

holy shit!! (pun intended)


this is by far the most amusing thread i've read in a LOOOOOOOOOONG time. congrats friendowl. hahahahahahahaha. i can't stop fucking laughing.
THIS IS GREAT!!!!

you should get a fucking award for this. :thumbsup:


matter of fact... here's your golden toilet award!! :D

[king kong bong]

happened to me a few times. it even happened to me in highschool. i tried to make it home but it was too late, i pinched a loaf in my drawers.

[king kong bong]

I've got a cousin who is 9 years old and that little bastard shits his pants like twice a day. He shits in his pants exclusivley never in the toilet. He smells like shit always. And when he walks around shit falls out of the leg of his pants because he insists on wearing boxers. I hate that kid.

hahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Swizzy89304]

Damn, I remember when I was on holiday in Cyprus. There was this bug going around about a week into our trip, and guess who had to catch it out of our family?
Me.
I just remember waking up about about 4 in the morning, desperately needing a shit (not the normal poo that you need when you go to a foreign country, this was uber-poo). I barfed at the same time in the sink aswell. It was so fucking bad, I lost sense of time thinking I was like that for days, when in fact I was only like it for a few hours until I went down the local hospital and had to be put on a drip cos of dehydration. Anything I ate or drank just came straight back up.
I was the same afterwards (poo wise) for days. There I was, happily reading my new Harry Potter book that my sis got me for my b-day, when all of a sudden Id be running down to the apartment for a mega-dump. This was the kinda poo that when you had to go, you had to go. One second too late and I woulda shat all over the sunlounger.
Wish Id shat in the kiddy pool now when they were all in it.

[chisme]

my mate jumped out my other mates front doro and tried to do a big fart and shit himself by accident and had to walk home like it.

if i shat myself just outside a friends house i would at keast try to clean up a little through pure embarrasment.


another friend didnt get to the toilet in time and had to stand in the middle of burger king shitting himself.

everyone knew because u could hear him fart and goin 'eeuugh'' pushing u know urgh i dont know that guy anymore because he said he stood in the public toilets washing his trousers in the sink.........imagine walking n a public toilet and sum guy is standing there half naked scrubbing his shitty trousers in the sink......thats why i dont know him no more

[king kong bong]

i just sharted.

[slipknotpsycho]

those time sensitive shits can really sneak up on you.
like your pulling your pants down at the same time the shit comes flying out.
one second too late and your gonna get muddy.
>.< it's a msg board so i dont' care, sides wasn't my fault.. fuckin greasy pizza they have did it... anyways.. i was at a skating rink... and i felt my stomach go 'get to the fuckin toilet now!' so i skate my ass off to the bathroom get in the stall start pulling my pants down and it all comes flying out

worst part about the day is two hot chicks we're right by the bathroom when i walked out (i managed to clean off what i could [i couldn't very well walk out of the place completely naked except skates on my feet]) but they smelled it looked directly at me and yea... most embarrasing day of my life...

[chisme]

I've got a cousin who is 9 years old and that little bastard shits his pants like twice a day. He shits in his pants exclusivley never in the toilet. He smells like shit always. And when he walks around shit falls out of the leg of his pants because he insists on wearing boxers. I hate that kid.



thats fucking disgusting id slap hi mif he came near me even if he was my cousin.

my mother used to be a child minder and this one little cunt came into MY house whent into the toilet yeah then shat his pants while standing infront of toilet and used it to paint the walls with.

yes i did give him a slap

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

one time in year 7, i was in a like, pitch area to play football and stuff, i was standing there, and i tried to fart so bad cuz i wanted to at the time.... that i shit myself a lil bit... LOL

[Swizzy89304]

This is the best thread ever.
I think the mods should share their experiences aswell.

[snikitysnak]

this guy i know was driving from nyc to jersey and he was stuck in traffic on the george washington bridge and he got the ol' warm stomach hershey squirt feeling, lol. once you're stuck on the bridge, there's no getting anywhere. so the sick bastard had an empty pizza box in his car...he opened it up, dumped in it, shut the box and put it in the back seat. the best part was that the people in traffic next to him watched him do the whole thing!!!!

[higher4hockey]

last time i pissed myself.....four budweiser forties were responsible

[JustSayNo]

I used to be a postman,

I was delivering mail in a large estate and had been holding my piss in for a while by now,

I thought I could hold it in till I got to the block on up the road with a lot of hedges and trees that I could release behind,

it turns out I couldn't and it wouldn't have been professional to whip it out on the street in full view so I had to walk along slowly with it dribbling down my legs, I was holding it making sure it didn't gush out or someone would have noticed,

I was wearing my navy uniform so you couldn't see the wet patch but I did end up with a rash and I was not so friendly that day to the public cause I didn't want to stop and talk as they may have smelt the stale urine.

[friendowl]

another shit moment
as a kid i went with the
county on a field trip.
to seaside lagoon.
saltwater swimming pool next to the beach.
i was in the middle swimming and i felt a terrible
pressure in my gut.i was alone and thought
fuck it ill shit it out and swim away.
i figured since it was a big titanic looking thing that it would sink.
fuck no that shit was like a life preserver.
when some one seen the brown shark
they took everone out of the water.
looked like the jaws movies cuz everyone was in a rush to get out.
"please get out of the water get out of the lagoon"over the loudspeaker
my shit did all this.no one knew and on the way home everyone was making jokes but they didnt know i did that.

[officerleeroy]

one time in year 7, i was in a like, pitch area to play football and stuff, i was standing there, and i tried to fart so bad cuz i wanted to at the time.... that i shit myself a lil bit... LOL
hahaha you sharted!:D this thread is the best!

[friendowl]

r.i.p.tokosan[poo]

[w4terb0ng]

my brother was at work once...in a church of all places. he couldn't find the bathroom fast enough, so he made due with the church's utility closet. THEN, the pastor of the church happened to be coming through to check in on the construction and found him in the closet.


talk about embarrassment. :D

[del...]

This is the best thread ever.
I think the mods should share their experiences aswell.


but mods don't shit...

[Swizzy89304]

but mods don't shit...

And if they do, it comes out smelling of roses.

[drinksmokesleep]

Never........apart from when i was in nappys i suppose..........or the time a very big bouncer tried to attack me, lucky i can run

[stonerneedsrealweed]

just bored of the normal threads.
cmon dont be shy.

one time i was taking a shortcut through a horse field.. well there was this horse i knew ( it ws our field and horses) and i was walking and he kicked me hitting my thumb then chest then neck i was ok but i blacked out and shit my self went took a shower then my parents made me go to E.R. just gave me some pills....i think .

[stonerneedsrealweed]

Well I might as well add my stories.


(and this ones actually pretty funny if you read to the end)

- when I was 10 me and my best friend, who always hung out together, both must have caught the same virus or bacteria or whatever it was, because we both got what we referred to as "molases". For a whole 2 weeks every so often some of this thick liquidy crap (sorry about the image:p ) would just suddenly seep out for no reason. the first time it happened to him, and he s.

thats what ya call anal seepage

[paperlunatic]

i shit my pants religeously , on sundays as my donation to god

[miraz]

Although it never happened to me (At least i ant remember :o ) But my friend in 6th grade chugged a bottle of tobasco sauce. ABout an hour later he was walking down the street during a parade and went to fart and shit his pants really bad, it was so sick and funny. lol

[eddievanzant]

Okay, now this is just getting disgusting...

[halo]

I was walking down the street with my friend and we were having a farting contest. Needless to say i tried to fart so bad i shit myself a little. And im like "CHARLIE WE HAVE TO GO BACK NOW!!" honestly it was so embarrassing but it was hilarious.

[halo]

Also i have this neighbor kid across the street. He would always hang out with his older brother and I and he was pretty annoying. Anyways he is like 11 now and still wears pull ups to bed incase he wets the bed. He also would pick his but and then sniff it! Gross as fuck!

[eddievanzant]

That gave me the shivers and gag at the same time.

[Toking with Jesus]

Damn...all of this talk about shit is giving me a M-A-S-S-I-V-E HARDON! Holy shit!
Anyways to be honest with you guys, I never shit in my pants, but I do have a sexual fetish with urine and shit so to speak, and if you can stick with me in my writing and read the whole fucking thing, you will end up laughing your ass off, or puking it off..depends on who you are! Read on!
It was a balmy summer afternoon, and I was at the Jersey Shore parking my car at the same time as the hot babe in the Jeep wrangler was parking her jeep. We ended up parking together (parallel) and she was the hottest fucking thang I ever saw in my life! Long beautiful blonde hair, soft bubbly firm looking butt, nice tits, and god knows what else...anyways, I glanced over at her inside my car as she packed up to go to the beach. She totally ignored my massively pimple face, long disheavled hair, and my stinky presence (I hadnt taken a shower in a week and a half). My bathing shorts were drenched in cum due to masturbation, and you could smeel a mixture of shit, cum, and piss a mile away from where I am :(
anyways she allready headed off to the beach and I was still in my car...next thing you know...I feel an extreme sudden urge to take a MASSIVE shit and piss, and felt very sexually aroused as well, as my cock throbbed with greatness! So I got out of my car, went over to her jeep wrangler (which was open without the cover) jumped into her seat, took down my cum drenched shorts, exposing my tiny cock, then
PFFFFFTTTTT PFFFFFTTTTTT Pow pow pow baam baam baam WHAAAAAMMM BAAAAAMMMM KA KA KA KA KA KA KA TA TA TA TA TA PA PA PA PA PA PO PO PO PO PU PU PU PU, massive streams of shit escaped my hole and ended up all over her seat, as my cock sprayed piss all over her dashboard. There was even a dirty tampon on the floor of the jeep! I ended up rubbing the tampon all over my small micro cock, and finished taking my shit and piss inside of her jeep feeling like a new man!
Oh yeah baby!
New man!

[mrdevious]

Damn...all of this talk about shit is giving me a M-A-S-S-I-V-E HARDON! Holy shit!
Anyways to be honest with you guys, I never shit in my pants, but I do have a sexual fetish with urine and shit so to speak, and if you can stick with me in my writing and read the whole fucking thing, you will end up laughing your ass off, or puking it off..depends on who you are! Read on!
It was a balmy summer afternoon, and I was at the Jersey Shore parking my car at the same time as the hot babe in the Jeep wrangler was parking her jeep. We ended up parking together (parallel) and she was the hottest fucking thang I ever saw in my life! Long beautiful blonde hair, soft bubbly firm looking butt, nice tits, and god knows what else...anyways, I glanced over at her inside my car as she packed up to go to the beach. She totally ignored my massively pimple face, long disheavled hair, and my stinky presence (I hadnt taken a shower in a week and a half). My bathing shorts were drenched in cum due to masturbation, and you could smeel a mixture of shit, cum, and piss a mile away from where I am :(
anyways she allready headed off to the beach and I was still in my car...next thing you know...I feel an extreme sudden urge to take a MASSIVE shit and piss, and felt very sexually aroused as well, as my cock throbbed with greatness! So I got out of my car, went over to her jeep wrangler (which was open without the cover) jumped into her seat, took down my cum drenched shorts, exposing my tiny cock, then
PFFFFFTTTTT PFFFFFTTTTTT Pow pow pow baam baam baam WHAAAAAMMM BAAAAAMMMM KA KA KA KA KA KA KA TA TA TA TA TA PA PA PA PA PA PO PO PO PO PU PU PU PU, massive streams of shit escaped my hole and ended up all over her seat, as my cock sprayed piss all over her dashboard. There was even a dirty tampon on the floor of the jeep! I ended up rubbing the tampon all over my small micro cock, and finished taking my shit and piss inside of her jeep feeling like a new man!
Oh yeah baby!
New man!

You're an idiot.

[Cheery Cherry]

Gross. I have never shit my pants. When I was little, I remember shitting out in the woods. I think I've pissed myself before...I was about 12.

[Hektik]

A friend of mine i know got drunk shit his pants on purpose and laid next to his girlfriend in bed. and she woke up was like WTF is that smell. U SMELL LIKE SHIT WHAT THE HELL MAN. it was funny shit. i wasn't there but he called me up and i heard everything lol. heard her leave too for the night :D

[altagid]

just bored of the normal threads.
cmon dont be shy.

normal threads? where do they put those? must be a special section I have overlooked - ;)

I dont think I will eat at Dennys anymore thankyouverymuch :D

Shitting your pants - something to look forward to as you get older. :(

[altagid]

Damn...all of this talk about shit is giving me a M-A-S-S-I-V-E So I got out of my car, went over to her jeep wrangler (which was open without the cover) jumped into her seat, took down my cum drenched shorts, exposing my tiny cock, then
PFFFFFTTTTT PFFFFFTTTTTT Pow pow pow baam baam baam WHAAAAAMMM BAAAAAMMMM KA KA KA KA KA KA KA TA TA TA TA TA PA PA PA PA PA PO PO PO PO PU PU PU PU, massive streams of shit escaped my hole and ended up all over her seat, as my cock sprayed piss all over her dashboard. There was even a dirty tampon on the floor of the jeep! I ended up rubbing the tampon all over my small micro cock, and finished taking my shit and piss inside of her jeep feeling like a new man!
Oh yeah baby!
New man!

Interesting - so did you two hookup or was this just like umm ... two shits passing in the night? ;)

It was interesting really! I have never seen into that side of sex before - its not for me but I can sorta see it now.

[Caruso329]

Wow Toking with Jesus... Wow. Whatever floats your boat.

Anyways, on to my shit stories. Once, in first grade I remember having to go very bad but I thought I could hold it cause I hated shitting in the school's bathrooms. Just a phobia. Well, it was only the beginning of the day. Needless to say, I couldn't hold myself too well and I ended up dropping a huge log in my pants in the middle of my class.
No one smelled it for awhile, and we went down to the playground across the street to play later for recess. I refused to play with anyone because I knew they'd smell it, or worse it would smear when I went down the slide. So, I stood behind a big tree crying and telling everyone to leave me alone. No one knew what was going on.
Later, when we got back to class, the teacher took me aside and I told her. She called my mom who came and picked me up from school, and I remember my first grade teacher and my mom talking, and my teacher said "I thought I was smelling something at some point." And I thought, 'You bitch, I'm still standing right here.'

The second time, and way too recent time, I was a senior in high school. Me and my girlfriend were in Blockbuster and I had to shit really bad, but I wasn't really having any troubles holding it. But then, I had to fart. Oh I can squeeze this one out, no problems. Not. So. Much. I ended up sharting my pants, and me and my gf were suppose to go hang out over at a friend of ours and watch movies. I sidled up to her as she was looking at movies, and very non-chalantly said "Damn. I just shat my pants." She gives me this look and starts laughing and making fun of me. I told her it's not funny and we had to go home so I could change boxers before we went over there. She made fun of me for the rest of the night... and several months after as well. Oh well, it was pretty funny.

[friendowl]

tokingwithjesus are you for real.
you might have to register as a sex offender.
if its true thats some crazy shit.
interesting i just cant see the positives
when it comes to shit piss and bloody tampons
i hope you never have kids.the apples dont fall far from the tree

[w4terb0ng]

lmao.

[Skink]

but mods don't shit...
lol... Mods shit,it's just that their shit don't stink...

[pogmoasal1]

like when i was 12 or 13 i guess
i was sitting on my skateboard in my drive way doin homework befor i forgot about it. well i farted and dident even know it came out. i stood up cause of the smell and was just like... awww shit (im sorry about that but it had to be done)
whent inside and got all clean and not smelly and whent back outside where there was 2 really good looking girls
who i the played basketball with and hung out with them for the rest of that day

[eddievanzant]

I think shitting your pants makes you an interesting person. I need to shit myself.

[friendowl]

the best thing to do is eat at the all you can eat buffet
then drink a bottle of super laxative and drive home in traffic
just welcome the shit into your drawers

[pogmoasal1]

^^ that might leave a nice pudle in your car

[eddievanzant]

I think shitting over a bridge would be exhilarating.

[Toking with Jesus]

Any of you guys ever take a shit in a beautiful girl's mouth and have her swallow? :D It is so fucking awesome man...I could swear that after taking a dump inside the prostitutes' syphilis, herpes invaded mouth, and she gulps down my bacteria laden shit (or Bin Laden shit) I always shoot a massive load in tems of excitation and fixation in front of the pee-pee hole, which out bursts a mixture of cum, blood, and piss. Fucking incredible cocktail La fiesta grande so to speak!
Im thinking about playing with my own shit right now as well...ever look at your shit after you take a shit and just whack off at the sie of your shit floating around in the toilet? Well this time, I think im going to take my hands inside of the toilet, grab out the shit, and smear it all over my dick, then perform auto-fellatio (self-sucking) on myself...
will let you guys know how it goes...and if u want..I can upload a picture of me eating my own shit in a few hours...wish me luck!

[eddievanzant]

I really don't believe you, but I also don't want you to prove that you are telling the truth.

[friendowl]

toking with jesus-cmon homie enough is enough
the shit shock factor has worn thin.
it was cool at first but know your killing it.
you dont have to lie to kick it

[halo]

also one time i was at my friends house and we were talking. He was telling us how next time one of us was bored he should go change into old underwear, go into the bathroom, and shit himslef. I dont know if he ever did it though.

[dopesmoker]

earlier today i took a shit(in the toilet) and i kept wiping my ass and wiping and wiping and wiping and it was like endless amount of toilet paper required to get it all. it was like it kept reproducing

[Toking with Jesus]

toking with jesus-cmon homie enough is enough
the shit shock factor has worn thin.
it was cool at first but know your killing it.
you dont have to lie to kick it


Allright Allright man! Im SORRY! Im so fucking high right now, its scary hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Will you still be my friend?:D

[Nikita123]

Any of you guys ever take a shit in a beautiful girl's mouth and have her swallow? :D It is so fucking awesome man...I could swear that after taking a dump inside the prostitutes' syphilis, herpes invaded mouth, and she gulps down my bacteria laden shit (or Bin Laden shit) I always shoot a massive load in tems of excitation and fixation in front of the pee-pee hole, which out bursts a mixture of cum, blood, and piss. Fucking incredible cocktail La fiesta grande so to speak!
Im thinking about playing with my own shit right now as well...ever look at your shit after you take a shit and just whack off at the sie of your shit floating around in the toilet? Well this time, I think im going to take my hands inside of the toilet, grab out the shit, and smear it all over my dick, then perform auto-fellatio (self-sucking) on myself...
will let you guys know how it goes...and if u want..I can upload a picture of me eating my own shit in a few hours...wish me luck!

That would be wonderful! Damn Dude, you've got some issues......at least you don't have any hang-ups:rasta:

[GHoSToKeR]

Luckily i've never shit myself either.. Well yeah, I have but not since I was fucking 2 or something.. But since we're all sharing shit stories then why not..

About a year ago I got invited out to a couple clubs with this chick and her friends, so of course I said fuck yeah.. Anyways this one chick, J, drank way more than anyone else and during the night we went outside to smoke a joint, since she didn't usually smoke she was way fucked up.. When we left the last club we were at we were walking back to one of our houses when J stumbled over to the side of the road saying she had to take a piss.. She was pretty hot, dressed really nice, and she was crouching on the side of the road pulling her skirt down to take a fucking piss! Jeez it was bad, but what was worse was that she was way too drunk to pull her skirt down properly and ended up just pissing all over it.. She didn't notice though 'cause she just pulled it back up and went to walk away.. None of us ever looked at her the same way again LOL

Kinda not what you expect to see when you're out with a group of hot girls haha :D

[pogmoasal1]

they had a service at the school i went to to pick up and ddo your old laundry for you. we were going to take a pair of underware and just have some one sht in them then send them threw the cleaners.
nver happend tho. i mean who really wants to shit themselfs

[eddievanzant]

Luckily i've never shit myself either.. Well yeah, I have but not since I was fucking 2 or something.. But since we're all sharing shit stories then why not..

About a year ago I got invited out to a couple clubs with this chick and her friends, so of course I said fuck yeah.. Anyways this one chick, J, drank way more than anyone else and during the night we went outside to smoke a joint, since she didn't usually smoke she was way fucked up.. When we left the last club we were at we were walking back to one of our houses when J stumbled over to the side of the road saying she had to take a piss.. She was pretty hot, dressed really nice, and she was crouching on the side of the road pulling her skirt down to take a fucking piss! Jeez it was bad, but what was worse was that she was way too drunk to pull her skirt down properly and ended up just pissing all over it.. She didn't notice though 'cause she just pulled it back up and went to walk away.. None of us ever looked at her the same way again LOL

Kinda not what you expect to see when you're out with a group of hot girls haha :D
It's always the hot girls because you already expect it from the bathless ones.

[friendowl]

i had the same shit happen with one of my homegirls
she peed on her underwear than took em off and threw em
and when they hit the wall they were so wet they stuck to the wall.
she was fine but after that no deals

[Clipse]

Not my story but I thought it fit the situation of the thread. This is from an IRC chat.


Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

[friendowl]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[eddievanzant]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
QFT

[mike45]

Well the last time i shit myself it was when i was a litttle kid. Maybe 6 or 7. I was in the basement watching tv. I sharted i guess u would call it and at that point i was like o wat the hell might as well just shit. So i shit and my dad had these gay pillows with ppl golfing on them. I wiped my ass on it lol. Later that week my parents got into a fight and my dad slept downstairs on the pillow! Thats one of the few things i remember as a kid and u can probably see why :(

[orangeman]

friendowl I have been reading some of your posts and you seem insane lol but no I have never shitted or pissed my pants in public (atleast not past the age of 8 :-\).

[NoosaHeads]

I once had a drunk throw shit at me in the street..:(

we were Kids and giving the drunk a hard time.
the drunk Got fed up with our harrasment and said If we didnt fuck off he was going to shit on us..

We didnt beleive him Untill he Shat his Pants then ever so casually reached in and started throwing handfulls of feices at us...
I have never run so fast in my life..

[JunkYard]

Never sh!t myself, but came close a few times. One time inparticular, I had eaten at white Castle earlier, and you you know when it's time to go after. I was driving at the time, and had absolutely nowhere to go, so I casually pulled over on the interstate, and droped my pants. It was either that, or filling my shorts with a load. Man, there where so many cars, people blowing there horns. I was like "fuck it", and blew it out properly. Wiped my ass with my underwear, and left them on the side of the road.

That was the closest I ever came to sh!ting myself as an adult, but when I look back back at that moment, I can't help but crack a smile, lol.

Funny frakin thread Mr. Owl . . .

[d00d989]

one time i was driving home from school and i had to shit REALLY bad. i was going about 100 miles an hour, and like half standing up while driving to keep the shit in my ass. i finally got home, sprinted into the bathroom, but the shit was already comin out before i even got my pants off :(

no fun

[jonny]

This complete stupid bastard ASSHOLE I have the misfortune of going to school with a few years back called TODD COURTNEY who lives in south east england (hehe)

He was at the Reading festival, DRank 3 TINY cidres, and woke up a few hours later in one of the porta-loos COVERERED in shit,an I mean COVERED, and his arm was in the toilet itself, he later claimed to his friends thats "some had leaked into his underwear"....YEEEAAH RIGHT!!!

Its SO funny because he is THE most arrogant cunt I've ever met, and hes never had ANYTHING to be arrogant about in the first place, and then stuff like this happens :D That should put him in his place, haha!

[LIP]

A great way to fuck up a hotel room service persons head is to get some marmite, put it on the sheets on the bed, call room service and when they open the door, start licking the marmite.

[cannabis campbell]

has this ever happened to you.
better,when was the last time you pissed or shit yourself and
you were away from home.i havnt had any accidents in a while
but i remember one time when i was a kid i was at dennys.
i had to go but some man was taking forever.i jumped up on the sink
and pulled my pants down and shit in the sink.right when i was gonna finish
some guys walk in andd see me up on the sink shitting.fucking embarassing.
i ran back to the block and my friends mom thought i got kidnapped.

when i was 1 year old?

[minnesota man]

It was 1994 when I last shit myself.
Riding my bike as a courier I had a stomache ache and had to open up the gates before I could make it to the next toilet so I crapped myself with all the other homeless on the street. I just had to toss my boxers in a trashcan. Weeeee.:stoned:

[Drolover]

Ones i was at my friends house sleeping over, and when i woke up he was still asleep i was going to play a prank and fart in his face, but fart would not come out so i pushed and pushed then BAM! poop came out all over his face.

[minnesota man]

lol