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friendowl
02-27-2006, 05:17 PM
first of all id like to say.
im a 29 year old man who aint no clown.
i like drugs.plain and simple.
ive done all drugs at one time or another.
pcp,heroin,rock,glass,acid,everything.
thru all the highs ive gotten fucked up but
always kept some sense of reality.
this weekend i was 100% gone .out of this world type shit.
i thought i could handle some crazy shit but had no idea what i
was in for.sat night and i just got out of the shower.
i was in my boxers about to smoke my usual get ready bowl.
earlier that day i had bought some salvia 21x from venice beach.
the guy said" its gonna make your arms fall off "
yeah yeah whatever.this shits legal cant be all that.
after my shower i said fuck it im gonna try a big ass bowl.
ive never done salvia so i didnt know what to expect.
i didnt expect shit.i lit it up and took a massive massive hit.
my lungs were burning cuz they were full.i held that shit in
i was still holding it when i felt me head expand sick like and i was like ten feet tall as i walked across the living room.when i let the hit out
i was transported to hell.
i forgot that i even smoked and i thought a nuclear bomb fell outside.
i was on the floor paralyzed.i felt like there was all kinds of people in the room with me.i could hear screaming and everything was being swept up
by the orange wave of death.i had to get away.like a nightmare when you cant run or fight i was trying with all my might to escape this wave.
i was on the floor yelling" get off get off'.
i made it to the door and the farther i ran from my house
the better i felt.by the time i came back to my senses
i was standing in my boxers 3 houses down.
i was grabbing my head and saying "oh shit oh shit what the fuck"
they were having a party at the house and i seen all kinds of fools
just laughing and saying that guy is gone.what is he on.
ten minutes later i was driving to the store.
SALVIA IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT EVER.

Az.
02-27-2006, 05:29 PM
Yea dude people completly underestimate the power of salvia...

I have heard countless times that it is one of the most powerful (natural) psychedelics know to man....

I have done it a couple if times....only tripped my balls off once....
but what I saw sounds no where near as intense as what you described.

lmao....I guess you wont be doing it again for a while :)

Nochowderforyou
02-27-2006, 05:34 PM
That sounds crazy man.

I still have some 10x salvia downstairs, but last time I did it, I saw images of old, passed away friends who I haven't thought about in years. I was laughing, at nothing, then all of a sudden a face image of my old buddy Dan who killed himself years ago. He didn't look happy and it kind of spooked me a bit.

I haven't smoked it in months and I don't know when I will again.:p The first time I encountered Dan through drugs, was with Ayahuasca almost a year ago.

Some drugs are just creepy and opens up certain parts of your brain that remain closed for most of the time. That's what I think anyways.

nuggetgirl
02-27-2006, 05:39 PM
I personally didn't like salvia..I tried it like twice and just didn't like the high it gave me..made me feel like I was almost outta control.
Scared the hell outta me.

friendowl
02-27-2006, 06:18 PM
scared me too.
ive never lost it till salvia.
ive given my homies hits and they freaked out.
salvia is HARDCORE.

dopesmoker
02-27-2006, 06:27 PM
sounds like a crazy trip. I want to try it sometime but it seems to be a hit or miss drug

Nochowderforyou
02-27-2006, 06:30 PM
Even if it is a hit or miss drug, the good thing is the trip lasts only about 10min or so, then you're all good.

highjinx
02-27-2006, 06:33 PM
yeah its pretty fucked up man!
the first time i done it i forgot i took it too, i think thats prob the worst thing that can happen coz you dont know why or what the fuck is goin on!

hihigh
02-27-2006, 06:38 PM
yeah my salvia experince was pretty crazy, too.


smoked some 40x without a butane lighter in my bubbler and didn't even hold it in to long.. All of a sudden i got EXTREMLY hot like sweating bullets. Then i felt this sort of weird gravity pulling me...during this whole time the television was on and i was like watching judge judy or something...it felt like the people on the t.v. were talking to me or pulling me in or something..for like a minute i lost all sense of reality and started saying random things....random in the way that, they made no sense at all...but made plenty of sense to me at the time (lol)

but yeah i managed to grasp reality soon after and realized what i had just done (i was basically standing up walking around my house talking to myself) and found it pretty funny..i was still sweating balls though.

soon after i drove to quiznos and got a sandwich lol.. was feeling kind of out of it for about an hour after but everything ended up alright..

When I tried the 20x it was more of a nice little trip that is hard to explain in itself, lol.. the 40x was more of a out of control i can't handle it sort of trip lol...


I still have like half a gram of the 40x...but don't really have much of a desire to use it, prolly try a little bit more when i get a bong or a butane lighter *shrug*

Powder Puff
02-27-2006, 06:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!:D:D

I would absolutely LOVE to see you running around, OUTSIDE in your underwear.. Just LOSING it!!:D

LOLLOLLOLLOL!:)

Later, tahtah

friendowl
02-27-2006, 06:51 PM
that gravity thing is truly amazing.
what the hell is that.
freaky shit let me tell you

D.Boone
02-27-2006, 07:57 PM
yea they sell that shit at a shop uptown i never smoked it but i watched to of my friend go from completely sane individuals to being completely incoherent after only one hit. crazy shit man

Harvesthetic
02-27-2006, 08:10 PM
Hehe friendowl, you met Sally D in all her glory ;)

I'm noticing a pattern though. I've done it countless times, seen it done countless times. And it seems that when you cross a certain threshold, you're in hell...

You're ok dude :thumbsup: and those people must have laughed their ass off. I went overboard once too on the 30X. I was in the Ardennes, and I imagined WW2, which was fought in these forests. We tripped with about 5 pple and I was lost for half a day. They found me on top of a rock, meditating. I could only remember the deep fear that engulfed me. The trip itself was gone.

RastaKaze
02-27-2006, 08:13 PM
Haha, classic first timer salvia story man, that shit is way heavier then people make it out to be! IMO the comparison is... 100x as intense as LSD and 1/10th as long :thumbsup:

SensiRide
02-27-2006, 08:15 PM
I have a vial of x15 sitting tucked away in my drawer, and every time I read a story like this, it makes the likelyhood of me trying it, fade right away
I've watched my boyfriend freak out BIGTIME on that shit, and I'm just far too scared to try it. When I get over my fear, I may take a little toot, but until then, its staying in that drawer

Damn, it even smells creepy.........

RastaKaze
02-27-2006, 08:17 PM
scared me too.
ive never lost it till salvia.
ive given my homies hits and they freaked out.
salvia is HARDCORE.

Haha, me too, it's hilarious because everyones so confident that they'll be able to handle a legal substance, then, they are totally de-ego-ized (my own word :D ) rolling on the floor, laughing uncontrollably, even drooling etc it can make the hardest motherfucker look like a pansy retard

orangeman
02-27-2006, 08:17 PM
And this is exactly why I choose not to fuck with that shit lol.

Harvesthetic
02-27-2006, 08:19 PM
I have a vial of x15 sitting tucked away in my drawer, and every time I read a story like this, it makes the likelyhood of me trying it, fade right away
I've watched my boyfriend freak out BIGTIME on that shit, and I'm just far too scared to try it. When I get over my fear, I may take a little toot, but until then, its staying in that drawer

Damn, it even smells creepy.........
don't feel obliged to do it. peer pressure is a bitch. I had a mate who was scared shitless to do it, but did it anyway. He rolled himself up on the couch and looked straight at us, straight through us. I had to talk to him for a few hours because he hadn't tripped before. He was fine, but regretted the trip like nothing else.
Salvia really chooses its indulgeants, you like it, or you don't. Probably because you have very high serotonin levels. So keep it in that drawer, unless you feel comfortable enough to take a little hit. ;)

RastaKaze
02-27-2006, 08:19 PM
Sensi, you should go all the way and break through with salvia. You will thank it. The main thing to remember with salvia or any concious changing tool for that matter is that the effects are short lived, it will all be over at some point, and if your not just "ok" after the experience you'll come out of it with a life realization or something to that extent.

Harvesthetic
02-27-2006, 08:21 PM
Haha, me too, it's hilarious because everyones so confident that they'll be able to handle a legal substance, then, they are totally de-ego-ized (my own word :D ) rolling on the floor, laughing uncontrollably, even drooling etc it can make the hardest motherfucker look like a pansy retard
That's what i love about it :D that great feeling when your ego dissolves into your surroundings... Damn you made me feel like tripping :D And I need to extract that sh*t first.

We grew it ourselves, and chewed some leaves. Takes longer to kick in, but also lasts longer. Smoking it is like making love to a 2 ton elephant. lol

orangeman
02-27-2006, 08:22 PM
Wait...if it's legal then..oh ho ho ho lol I think I'm gonna mix some of this in my weed that I sell and freak people out xD they'll love it!

Btw can you smoke it in a blunt?

RastaKaze
02-27-2006, 08:24 PM
That's what i love about it :D that great feeling when your ego dissolves into your surroundings... Damn you made me feel like tripping :D And I need to extract that sh*t first.

We grew it ourselves, and chewed some leaves. Takes longer to kick in, but also lasts longer. Smoking it is like making love to a 2 ton elephant. lol

Yeah the shaman method will always be the best. The whole experience is different for me when either smoked/eaten/ taken as a bitter ass tea. I think I'm gonna go fool around with my 20x :D God, lmao what does it mean when you look foward to salvia? :D ;)

Looker
02-27-2006, 08:26 PM
I was looking for a good picture of a really fat guy in an orange suit, but it just aint happenin....

SensiRide
02-27-2006, 08:26 PM
Wait...if it's legal then..oh ho ho ho lol I think I'm gonna mix some of this in my weed that I sell and freak people out xD they'll love it!

Btw can you smoke it in a blunt?

Nah its not like weed- you cant just crumble it into a joint or anything, it has to be burned real hot, hotter than it would burn in a joint/blunt and the flame has to be kept on it while you suck it right in.
I have tried it twice, the 2nd time I just got severe giggles, I think I'm just a bit afraid to let go and succumb to a proper trip, but no wonder after all these crazy stories. I spent too much time reading trip reports on Erowid :(

BabyFacedAbortion
02-27-2006, 08:33 PM
My ex from a few years ago when I was just getting into pot was trying to get me to smoke 'legal weed' he's was gonna give me three baggies, a pink one, a green one, a blue one; the pink one was 10x, the green was 20x the blue was either 30x or 40x. I didn't end up taking it 'cause he freaked me out, this 6'2 170lb kid was sitting on a swing set literally DROOLING after smoking it. Maybe I'll call him up and see what I can get lol.

orangeman
02-27-2006, 08:35 PM
Nah its not like weed- you cant just crumble it into a joint or anything, it has to be burned real hot, hotter than it would burn in a joint/blunt and the flame has to be kept on it while you suck it right in.
I have tried it twice, the 2nd time I just got severe giggles, I think I'm just a bit afraid to let go and succumb to a proper trip, but no wonder after all these crazy stories. I spent too much time reading trip reports on Erowid :(

Damn that sucks lol.

Garden Knowm
02-27-2006, 08:36 PM
I have a vial of x15 sitting tucked away in my drawer, and every time I read a story like this, it makes the likelyhood of me trying it, fade right away
I've watched my boyfriend freak out BIGTIME on that shit, and I'm just far too scared to try it. When I get over my fear, I may take a little toot, but until then, its staying in that drawer

Damn, it even smells creepy.........


YOUR BOYFRIEND?????????

WTF

love

Garden Knowm
02-27-2006, 08:37 PM
PRINCESS!!!!!!

come to chat

SensiRide
02-27-2006, 08:38 PM
Who is princess :confused:

friendowl
02-27-2006, 08:49 PM
i love seeing my homies smoke this shit.
one fool i smoked out last night just got home from iraq.
he hit the salvia and started swinging his arms then he did a faceplant.
the next fool that hit it also did a faceplant.
what the fuck is up with people falling to the floor.
looks funny as fuck to see but i know the horrors they are seeing and feeling.
this shit is fun.to see a hardcore muthafucking gangsta hugging the fan cuz they cant breath makes me laugh like crazy.salvia's the shit

RastaKaze
02-27-2006, 09:07 PM
this shit is fun.to see a hardcore muthafucking gangsta hugging the fan cuz they cant breath makes me laugh like crazy.salvia's the shit

hahahahaahahahaha i know exactly wut u mean

Caruso329
02-27-2006, 09:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! at original post

w4terb0ng
02-27-2006, 09:53 PM
first time i smoked plain leaf. still got quite a little show out of it. i was in a cave, surrounded by torches hanging on the walls and indians standing around me everywhere. like i was part of some ritual. CRAZY SHIT.

second time, i was sitting in the chair in my living room. nobody else at home. i stood up out of the chair because i could hear (in my head) someone saying over and over "come on, we have to go" "lets go" "come on!" and i found myself standing in my kitchen saying "Hold the fuck on! I'm coming!" and then i snapped out of it wondering who the hell i was talking to.

the "gravity thing" fucking rocks, huh?? :D

friendowl
02-27-2006, 09:58 PM
im telling you that gravity shit is what freaked me out.
i was sucked up by the floor
fucking crazy shit.
anybody who can hang a salvia trip
without bitching about it is ok in my book.
IM STILL IN SHOCK THAT MY MIND COULDNT HANDLES.

Az.
02-27-2006, 10:02 PM
All of a sudden i got EXTREMLY hot like sweating bullets. Then i felt this sort of weird gravity pulling me...during this whole time the television was on and i was like watching judge judy or something...it felt like the people on the t.v. were talking to me or pulling me in or something..for like a minute i lost all sense of reality and started saying random things....random in the way that, they made no sense at all...but made plenty of sense to me at the time

DUDE that is pretty much EXACTLY what happened to me....i was sitting up and it felt like I was being pulled backwards....so I had no choice but to lay down and just stared at the tv...watching some crazy anime and I honestly thought they were talking to me....the black box rim bit of the tv kinda dissapeared and it was just a chick talking to me.

other shit happened but im not in the mood to type a long post....but yea.....weird shit!

RastaKaze
02-27-2006, 10:02 PM
Check it, friendowl, this is my report of a full blown salvia trip http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=43864&highlight=Salvia%3A+Experential+Report

w4terb0ng
02-27-2006, 10:03 PM
hahahaha. i love that gravity thing. first time freaked me out a bit. but after that... i look forward to it. it's like a giant magnet just sucking your face right into the floor. WHAM! then all hell breaks loose. lol. good times.

friendowl
02-27-2006, 10:29 PM
today im in awe of this shit.
im gonna go home and trip some more.
what else is in there.
who is this pastora really

growitandsmokeit
02-27-2006, 11:28 PM
Man I used to grow Salvia and have smoked it on and off a few times. Got some 20X to behonest I have never had the full experience. I just don't want to let go to be honest. Also it fucks me off that if I build up to trip then don't it is a waste of time. I like mushrooms much better.

friendowl
02-27-2006, 11:43 PM
if you havnt experienced this shit you must.manditory
your brain will thank you after its over.
horrible horrible visions but very interesting.
by far the most powerful plant iv come across.
makes me wonder about datura.

w4terb0ng
02-28-2006, 12:08 AM
friendowl...i would NOT.. and i stress WOULD NOT fuck with Datura. i've heard nothing but bad shit about it. like permanent brain fuck. it sounds VERY interesting... but the long term side effects aren't worth it. i mean, you can do what ya want.. but i wouldn't fuck with it. that is some MAJOR shit right there. i think some plants are best left untouched. good luck with whatever decision you make on that though. PEACE.:stoned:

friendowl
02-28-2006, 12:14 AM
good looking out waterbong,
yeah im not in a great hurry to try it
but one day i will.when im ready.
right know im having fun watch all the homies
do faceplants.im gonna pretend its weed and get some more fools high tonight.i love to see peoples faces when their head just explodes
and the trip hasnt even begun.they look at me like they just shit
in their drawers.salvia is my new torture payback shit for all the lil dumdfucks who run they mouth

brains
02-28-2006, 12:34 AM
iv done it a few times.. yeah...
the first was amazing.. i had some crazy hallucinations that i enjoyed
the others were more weird... i thought i was on a WW2 battlefield too, but i had a gun and i was killing a ton of people. then somebody gutted me with a bayonett and i was holding my guts in. when i came back, i was rolling around on my carpet holding my stomach!
iv made a point not to mess with it anymore...

puffpuffand away
02-28-2006, 03:47 AM
Wait...if it's legal then..oh ho ho ho lol I think I'm gonna mix some of this in my weed that I sell and freak people out xD they'll love it!

Btw can you smoke it in a blunt?

thaz fucked up..if that shit iz az bad az they say, why freak some 1 out...u did that 2 me and id kick ur azz big time...dont b stupid...