anyone live with their parents and grow?

[HazeItUp]

guys, im 15 and still live with my parents and i was thinking about growing some buds. i dont need advice of what to grow. i just need some advice from people like me on how to cover it up.. wheres a good place to grow it indoors and if grow outdoors whats the fastest gorwn weed. basically i want to grow one plant as quickly as possible inddors or outdoors and i need this advice from somebody who still lives with their parents.

[VoidLivesOn]

try your closet

[Baker420]

do it if you have no love for your parents and dont care if they go to jail

[AcidFreak]

do it if you have no love for your parents and dont care if they go to jail

Yeah right, think realistically. Realistically, this 15 year old kid isn't gonna get busted by 5-0, he's talking about his parents busting HIM.

[HazeItUp]

baker who can find out other than my parents lol? and not my closet cause my mom sometimes goes into my room...... i mean like what is the fastest growing weed. and btw im moving down to florida hopefully i get a house on some land and i will grow a a few plants in the woods where nobody goes...

[Baker420]

go with lowrider, or some other auto flowering plant.... and Acidfreak, your saying that you kno for a fact that he might slip up and tell one of his friends, who then tells others....im just saying, if you do get caught, there are severe consecquences(sp?). oh well, i tried it when i was 15 and i felt guilty so i took it down.( dont worry, it didnt even sprout yet)

[bonsaiguy]

Baker has a point. If the meter reader or the plumber or electrician or cleaning lady get wind of this grow and notify the law, it's the parents whose asses are on the line, not juniors. Find a nice place outdoors and grow your lowrider. Have some respect for your parents rules. They pay the bills, they make the rules...you lose. If they catch you, and they probably will, they might just send your fanny off to boot camp.

[HazeItUp]

aiight guys thanks for the tips. one more thing, when do i cut off the buds? once they grow hairs and what not, or once the 8 or 9 weeks is up. and how dio tell the difference between males and females?

[RastaKaze]

ahahaha oh man I thought you were another kid like me that had talked to there parents and gotten the ok to grow inside... anyway you suck if you do that shit behind there back, it's not right :rasta: :rasta: :thumbsup:

[HazeItUp]

i will ask my mom lol and i bet she will be like, steve ur crazy but if u do u have to pay for all the hydroponics and whatnot lol

[RastaKaze]

you just gotta get creative. well actually its more real then creative; this is what i came up with:

it's safer- no shady characters to deal with and no chance of getting jacked for your money etc

it's cheaper-- weed today is just rediculously expensive

it's the only way-- wouldn't you rather me have to cultivate and care for the fruit of my labor before smoking it then getting $20 from you to buy food with and really goin' spend it on weed?

there's alot more, im sure you can come up with some shit

[Nochowderforyou]

When I lived with my folks I grew. :p They didn't have a clue about it either. It was 100% stealth and I did it for 2yrs until I moved out. They never knew.

What I had, was a room in the basemeent. I had this walk-in closet, and inside the walk-in closet, was a crawl space door that was under the stairs. I made a very small cab., only about 2ft in height, rigged my lights in there, and hid all of the wires.

[Phife]

How often do you have access to just buying it? Is your situation good with that or would you rather go thru months of "work" to reap the benefits? If you can buy it relatively easy, then just spend money doing that. At least until you move out to a safe location. It's gonna cost cash to get started (indoors or outdoors). Weigh the pros and cons of spending money, risks involved, etc. No matter what the answer is, if you are living at home you probably want to grow outside. Otherwise you need to have some cool parents, lol.

Try to find a spot within a mile or two of your home, but, far enough away from your parent's house. Pick up jogging or riding your bike (lol, I know adults who still ride bikes) and start trying to hunt for good spots just off the beaten path. Look for a spot that gets good sunlight but has natural surrounds to block view from others. Maybe it has a stream nearby. Stuff like that. I live in an area that this is possible. If you live in the city, you may want to consider going on weekend trips to nearby nature preserves and scouting those for reasonable places.

Look for decent seeds. Try to get solid strain that fits your needs. For instance you might pick a strain that is bushy and resistant to cold. Pick out a strain that is good for what you want it to do. Figure that 1/2 of your seeds are gonna be male and cut those out ASAP.

Do your homework. Read guides on outdoor growing.

Finally, if you do farm... never tell a soul!

[D.Boone]

lol i did that shit when i was youre age i tried growing in the woods near my house but each time it failed. the first year they just dried up and died on me. the second year i tried it some old fogey cut em down b4 they were ready. i bet he smoked em.

my advice grow outdoors cause your parents will definately smell it if u grow indoors you wont be able to mask that odor.

[orangeman]

I wouldnt dare grow under my parents roof. I was thinkin about growin some bubblegum in the attic but it's sealed off >:(

[HazeItUp]

omg guys i know i made a toppic about new weed because the shit i have was cutting it. i will never say that ever again..... i am so high right now and i tottaly forget what i type ajd stufyu. thatnks for the tips and stuff but i have to go now becaue i am so friken high , omg its rlly kicking in i have to write a story about it later.

[Toffee]

does really weed make a lot of odors when you grow it? my aunts have an abandoned garage which i have access to, all this garage has is an old rusting vehicle and lots of old (yet extremely interesting) stuff from the 70s

i was thinking once of growing there but the place has no electricity and no windows, just a big garage door

Advantages: mediterranean climate, far from home, in a private road, i can (and will) change the locks since the current one is rusting,

Disadvantages: no electricity, no natural light, neighbour is a mechanic and uses the garage frequently, no idea where to get light, generator is noisy expensive to maintain, solar power very expensive, Malta not very windy for wind power.

any ideas or help or tips??

[RastaKaze]

does really weed make a lot of odors when you grow it? my aunts have an abandoned garage which i have access to, all this garage has is an old rusting vehicle and lots of old (yet extremely interesting) stuff from the 70s

i was thinking once of growing there but the place has no electricity and no windows, just a big garage door

Advantages: mediterranean climate, far from home, in a private road, i can (and will) change the locks since the current one is rusting,

Disadvantages: no electricity, no natural light, neighbour is a mechanic and uses the garage frequently, no idea where to get light, generator is noisy expensive to maintain, solar power very expensive, Malta not very windy for wind power.

any ideas or help or tips??

dont think of even plantin a seek till u got the ok to grow in there from ur aunt. otherwise im sorry but your a major asshole

[Thehulkster321]

ive grown outdoors in a little clearing in the woods in my backyard, i ahd no idea what i was doing then and the plant did ended up flowering but the yield was so low it wasnt even worth it, im thinking of growing some white widow scrog style in a crawl space above my room (acsess through a removable vent in my closet) ... i live with my dad and i probably could grow in my closet becuase ive lived here 4 months and he hasnt ever opened it up but its not worth it

i suggest you look for an attic space/crawl space or if your realy handy and slender you can remove vents and just slide the duct work over to gain access to your attic space/crawl space (if you dont have access via a pull down door)

[drinksmokesleep]

Yes but im a medi grower and both me dad and me have arthritis so i suppose it doesn't count.......so yes i do

[stonerneedsrealweed]

hey the house i live in has hardly closets...except my rom so i have to share my closet with my parents...not could i make a micro grom room out of my lockable filing cabinet??? or would i ned bigger just need a little to claze the noob here and give (sell) my friend a little/................think i should risk it??

[acrca]

im 15 too, and i grew a plant right in my room. all you gotta do is keep your room locked, if your parents go in your room regularly, then forget about that. i personally dont like growing outside, because i live in the forest, and it is hard to find light. one time i did grow outside, and the fucking deer ate 99% of it. i was very pissed. from that day forward, whenever i see a deer, i huck a rock at it.

[stonerneedsrealweed]

ok so is the smell of growing pot real strong or something??? i mean my parents go in my room all the time but i have a filing cab.....but what all would i need to start a grow room?.........................:rasta:

[Jeff Spicoli]

you are RETARDED!

[bonghits4me]

do u even uderstand what it takes to grow completly discreatly. in my opionion alot. fans blowers carbon filters lights reflective matiriel, nutrients. I would suggest not to even try , just enjoy ur allowance and keep smokin a secret and when u move out then consider it.

[Nochowderforyou]

Advantages: mediterranean climate, far from home, in a private road, i can (and will) change the locks since the current one is rusting,

Disadvantages: no electricity, no natural light, neighbour is a mechanic and uses the garage frequently, no idea where to get light, generator is noisy expensive to maintain, solar power very expensive, Malta not very windy for wind power.

any ideas or help or tips??

Yeah, find a place with electricity and natural light.

[CoyoteGrass]

well my dad found my shit 2 weeks into flowering during our new years party and told me to get rid of it bu the next day.....a month later he asked if i did and i said no.....he laughed and said dont tell anyone and if im sellin it, he wants half the cash.....well those good ole days are gone cuz for sum reason, my dad went insane and they locked his ass up in a mental institution....i cant see him cuz im 16 and need to be 18 so the only relationship is by phone......he fucked up his life and mine cuz i had to move down to fl to live with my mom.....on 20 acres......3 miles from civilization.....in a hick town........surrounded by on-going fields and pine/cedar forests.....o and she is a nightshift nurse(actual nurse not the pornstar) and she sleeps all day and works all night....i see my step dad about 1 week every 3 months....he works outa state.....for indoors.....if your a reptile fanatic like me, just buy a bunch of fake plants and put yer weed behind them......the shit smell and weed smell kinda mix and isnt really noticable......ive grown indoors and outdoors at the same time and i was happy.....idoors, id use a closet.....if u have those small attics that u have to go in through the ceiling, grow in there(put plant between 2 roof planks and trai it to grow up along the roof(turn the light to the side)) but outdoors is best.......and u dont need to do lowrider......i started like 50 plants and once the second or 3rd set of growth came in on them, i pinched it all off on half my shits....and then let it heal,branch, and grow sum then repeat the process(this causes tons of branches) also, since sprouts are easy to move and shit, once it sprouts, take it out of the ground carefully....just dig an inch around the plant......and then plant it in the ground at an angle and tie it so it stays there.....the new growth will come out and grow sum when that gets older, tie it down too....growing along the ground is nice cuz it spreads yer shit out(if the cops see it from the sky, its harder to relaize pot growing along the ground rather then pot growing up like a tree....do it outdoors and respect yer folks...and do it in the woods or a huge field

[stonerneedsrealweed]

well i have some home made sht like pipsnbongs and they never have found that cmonman im only gonna grow one plant just a desk lamp florencent light a small fan water and fert.......maby a car rear view mirror hanging thingy air freshner

and a f-n-ing closet