Forgetting is, sometimes, a blessing in disguise-

[beachguy in thongs]

Ah, you know what I mean. Any examples?

[God v2.0]

That you have both a dick and a vato?

[thebathroom]

This one time, me and a few friends were checking out abandoned buildings and some security guard saw us and called the cops. They were going to let us go when the security guard suggested the cop should search us. :eek: The friend who was supposed to have the weed and pipe had forgotten it at home. And we were complaining just a few hours before how we didn't have any weed. How amazing is that? Very.

[beachguy in thongs]

Lol.

I couldn't find my cigarettes and I had an empty pack near me, even though I could've sworn I had some. So, after looking, I was going to the kitchen to get more, when I stopped to feed my cat. I have to figure out what she wants, so after I poured in the dry food, I forgot to go into the kitchen and started walking back towards the chair I was in, when I noticed a pack of cigarettes hanging alongside metal on the bottom of the chair (it's a swinging rocker, or whatever). So, I never needed to go into the kitchen, just had to feed my kitty.

[BigBlock]

A few months ago I had a big bottle of liquid hydrocodone. The bottle said take 1-3 teaspoons, so I decided I'd take 4-5. :D Since it was so much, I wanted to measure it out in a glass beaker I have with ML measurements. So, I went online to convert from teaspoons to mililiters. I accidently converted tablespoons instead of teaspoons.

Blissfully unaware of this fact, I went back into the kitchen to measure it out. At the last second I decided to take half and see what happens before I take the other half. By the time I went to take the other half, I forgot the measurement and went back online to find it again. That's when I found my mistake. I realized I had already overdosed at about 6 teaspoons and was going to take 6-8 more. That likely would have killed me, had I not forgotten the measurement...:eek:

[Swizzy89304]

One time I got pissed as a fart, dad picked me up, when we got back I (according to him) fell out the car, then when I eventually got in the house I told him I loved him and asked for a hug and kiss.
If I really did say that, then thank fuck I cant remember it!