Hello Everone, Please Read This Post

[purplehazemaster]

Hi guys, some of you may remember me from being on here a long time ago, but I have been recently without a computer and I see a lot of new people on here than there were last time. Anyway to cut to the chase, I am a 17 year ol' male, white, nice build ish, fair lookin', nice n' tall, (round 6 foot) and I could be your new boy friend if u fit deez parameters {ages, 16+ but not over 25, female, height 5'0" - 5'6", weight: 90-129lbs., nice lookin, white, blonde or brunette (no red heads please) nice skin tone, not to pale like white white, like a nice tan u no sun exposure, and someone thats caring and like to talk an all that good stuff, so please post an lemme no wutcha think, im a great guy and so, ill be talkin to ya guys later. peace out.

-PuRpLe

:rasta:

[187]

hahahhahahaha

[purplehazemaster]

aight mr. marlborrow ciagarettes, i know its sounds mad corny but i on't care, i ain't even worried bout it, i on' give a fuck, u not listenin, so anyway u guys peace

[bedake]

clean up the way you speak man, you sound not only pathetic but also like a 10 year old that dropped out of the 3rd grade. ugh this is hard to laugh at its just way to pathetic

[Powder Puff]

clean up the way you speak man, you sound not only pathetic but also like a 10 year old that dropped out of the 3rd grade. ugh this is hard to laugh at its just way to pathetic
SECOND!!^^:)

[187]

aight mr. marlborrow ciagarettes, i know its sounds mad corny but i on't care, i ain't even worried bout it, i on' give a fuck, u not listenin, so anyway u guys peace
notice the box says marijuana not marlboro

[purplehazemaster]

I see all you punk rockin ' people havin a good time makin fun of me and the way i talk but u should try gettin a life cuz u nuts and your Imaginary Rock Punk Band on myspace will never sell 2 records not even if you released a double album! so please leave me alone, thanks,

***side note, and hot bitches in hear, wanna talk to me post a thread that says " i want to talk to PRPLEHZMSTR" and i will reply, aight ? thanks, show love and respect, or nothin at all.

-PRPLE

[SensiRide]

Um, I think you're on the wrong website, it's not a dating site! If you make personal ad, you're going to get mocked.....its cool you're trying to find a girl, but its just not the right place, plus there are hardly any girls on this site, and the chances of any of them being near you are ultra slim!

[Nochowderforyou]

Hmmm, neat thread. Like Sensi said, this isn't really a dating forum. Yes, it's about sexuality, but that is different from looking for a lover/partner.

If you are interested in finding someone, why don't you try a internet dating forum? I'm sure there are plenty out there. Just try Google.com.

Good luck.

[justinsane]

Hi guys, some of you may remember me from being on here a long time ago,

-PuRpLe

:rasta:

greennoobie is that you?!>:dance:

[purplehazemaster]

maybe, maybe not, how come? was greenoobe a good dude? or naw?

[187]

maybe, maybe not, how come? was greenoobe a good dude? or naw?
what the fuck kind of question is that

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

Whats a nice way to tell someone to fck off? :confused:

[speeds207]

hahahaha your a fucking idiot. stop trying to lose your virginity on the internet you creep. and maybe you should see a shrink.

[Strikerrr]

hahahahahah taht's fucking nuts. you suck kid.

[beachguy in thongs]

notice the box says marijuana not marlboro
Thanks. :smokin: I'm blind.

[Wesley Pipes]

Thanks. :smokin: I'm blind.
lol, apparently so is purplehazemaster as he cant see what numbers he types, first he's 23 then 28 then 17 lol

[tokinggreg]

lol, apparently so is purplehazemaster as he cant see what numbers he types, first he's 23 then 28 then 17 lol

Well.. he knew how old he was until he ran out of fingers.. so he's a little confused right now. I think we can safely say he is 20 +/- 20.

[LIP]

lol... He's obviously a little kid saying hes 23/28/17.

He's a 10 year old sitting at his computer waiting for a fit girl to talk to him so he can have a wank.

[HiddenBeauty]

No goddamn redheads???? You couldnt fucking handle a redhead you immature little pratt.Funny thread though lol

[officerleeroy]

I guess he just doesn't like gingers...:confused:

[CaptainDankNuggets]

hahha you freak

[geonagual]

lol... He's obviously a little kid saying hes 23/28/17.

He's a 10 year old sitting at his computer waiting for a fit girl to talk to him so he can have a wank.

Home Alone IV

[Pack a bong]

***side note, and hot bitches in hear, wanna talk to me post a thread that says " i want to talk to PRPLEHZMSTR" and i will reply, aight ? thanks, show love and respect, or nothin at all.

-PRPLE[/QUOTE]

It's Ali G fucking with everyone
My first post and now I can't type because the tears are making me blind :)

[Kryzco]

I see all you punk rockin ' people havin a good time makin fun of me and the way i talk but u should try gettin a life cuz u nuts and your Imaginary Rock Punk Band on myspace will never sell 2 records not even if you released a double album! so please leave me alone, thanks,

***side note, and hot bitches in hear, wanna talk to me post a thread that says " i want to talk to PRPLEHZMSTR" and i will reply, aight ? thanks, show love and respect, or nothin at all.

-PRPLE

yeah you wanna talk about people getting a life, but then your the one looking for a gf online...

somethings not adding up here

well anyways like everyone said, this isn't a dating site, the only kind of hooking up people are doing is here, is weed hook-ups

yeah I'm not trying to start anything... just my 2 cents