im screwed

[acrca]

hello every 1 i get high every day, all day for about 5 years now. i didnt smoke at all 2day. ya know why because 2 maro i have a physical exam, and they will pee test me. im freakin out. my buddy told me from personal experience that chuggin vinegar passes the test. i already had 4 shots and dam thats horrible tasting. i just need some advise on wat i should do. :confused:

[acrca]

oh ya i forgot 2 ask how 2 get a pic next 2 ur name?

[stangle12]

the pic next to your name is your avatar. go to USER CP (top left corner).

[acrca]

thx dude

[RastaKaze]

listen to me, aight

you wanna pass that test tommorow?

drink 3 gallons of water between now and the test

it's all ya need :thumbsup:

[acrca]

ill try wateva

[HazeItUp]

yah hes right, the water will be so overwhelming ur body will tottaly forget about pissing out toxins and just piss out water llol. see 4 urself man.

[RastaKaze]

its the best, most natural way to clean your system

the idea is to get everything you dont want OUT by contsantly INtaking water. get it?

[acrca]

ya i heard they get suspicious if is really watery, so i heard vitamin b 12 makes it yellow, so im gona take one a those b4 the test

[acrca]

like my avatar?

[stangle12]

i like it

[acrca]

thx just typed marijuana cartoons in2 google

[turtle420]

Well, if the test will be done "traditionally", you can get the piss from somebody else... but it in a small bottle, wrap it in one of those heating pads, and when you're in the bathroom, take out the bottle and use that piss.

If the test is administered with somebody watching, either A- be very handy, or B- tell them to fuck off.

It's against the law to watch as you take the test if there isn't a SPECIFIC claim to have you watched. Don't be an asshole... know your rights.

[chisme]

hello every 1 i get high every day, all day for about 5 years now. i didnt smoke at all 2day. ya know why because 2 maro i have a physical exam, and they will pee test me. im freakin out. my buddy told me from personal experience that chuggin vinegar passes the test. i already had 4 shots and dam thats horrible tasting. i just need some advise on wat i should do. :confused:



drink water like rasta kaze says is all u can do im not sure about the vidgar thou that would make me sick first mouthfull........thi thing is if they take a hair sample there is fuck all u can do about it

[turtle420]

The problem with drinking a lot of water, is that MAYBE they'll do a "Dilution Test"... which is to see if your urine is, um, "diluted". If they find it IS diluted, they'll answer the test as "Inconclusive", and ask you to re-test at a later date.

You CAN get away with it, because there are labs/people/tests that DON'T test for dilution, so your piss will have the THC level below the acceptable treshold, and they won't care if it's diluted or not... so, hope for the best on that one.

The problem with VINEGAR::: Vinegar "masks" the THC in your piss by changing the pH level... so, you can imagine... they test for pH. If it's found outside the acceptable range, you'll be re-testing at a later date. Again, it's about luck: the lab you go may NOT test for pH... but that's just a lucky shot.

BTW: I prefer to be positive than to drink.. ughhh... vinegar...

[acrca]

man i usually go to sleep at like 11 or 12 o clock, but its like 4 am now. i think i am addicted cuz i cant even go 2 sleep without it. i have an eighth right in front of me u got no idea how much i want to smoke it. hey i read every bodys advise, and greatly appreciate it all. i know that vitamin b colors ur piss yellow, so wat im thinkin is to drink a shit load of water before, and take a vitamin b. oh im not on probation or anything, is just a physical, so there wont be any hair tests or anything.

[Irv]

if it's not too late start drinking cranberry juice-type products from now until the test, 2-4 cups herbal tea might not be bad to add on either, know where the restrooms are between your place and the exam. good luck!!:thumbsup: :pimp: :dance:

[Reefer Rogue]

Good luck buddy :rasta:

[Smokey Bear]

Why do you have a physical exam. Is it mandatory for a job, or....?

[acrca]

ya im in highschool, and my dads makin me take swim team

[Smokey Bear]

Ah so, haha. PLay sick for a few days, buy yourself some time to detox.

[acrca]

i wish it was that easy. i have to go today, and hopefully since i followed so much advise, that this will all be over. i will let you know the results when i get them.

[Nochowderforyou]

hello every 1 i get high every day, all day for about 5 years now. i didnt smoke at all 2day. ya know why because 2 maro i have a physical exam, and they will pee test me. im freakin out. my buddy told me from personal experience that chuggin vinegar passes the test. i already had 4 shots and dam thats horrible tasting. i just need some advise on wat i should do. :confused:

You're going to die. Just give up now.

[Smokey Bear]

You're going to die. Just give up now.
Hahaha.

[da haze meister]

DUDE... you might not get piss tested specifically for drugs. if the doctor finds THC in there, and you say not to tell your father, then he cant, by law.

[Nochowderforyou]

DUDE... you might not get piss tested specifically for drugs. if the doctor finds THC in there, and you say not to tell your father, then he cant, by law.

The doctor can tell his mother and father anything until he is 18 years of age. If he's under the age of 18, it is the doctors responsibility to inform the parents.

[Smokey Bear]

If fact he doesn't even have to be forewarned of what they found, they can go straight to his parents.

[acrca]

are u dead serious? i thought i could still get into trouble with the law? ur sayin if the doc does find it, i should just tell him not to tell my dad? or wat if he told my dad first?

[acrca]

Nm just got my answers

[Thehulkster321]

from personal experience drinking water just diluted the test and they made me retake it via blood. I suggest you have someone piss in a condom for you, tape it to your boxers/crotch area, keep a small razor blade handy. when you take the test just unzip your fly and pull out the condom, cut the tip and pee into the cup. this provides visuals incase you are being watched while taking the test.

[acrca]

the only friends i do have smoke weed anywayz

[Thehulkster321]

im not positive but i dont think doctors even check for thc in there piss tests unless specificly requested and if requested there is a charge. thats what my mom told me atleast becuase she made me pay for drug tests out of my own money and i fraked out and i was like i'll just get a physical at the doctors, tell them i need one to go to camp or something. she called them and thats what they told her and the charge was gunna be more then it would just to buy a d-test.

[acrca]

well, im off to get tested now. wish me luck

[BizzleLuvin]

haze may be right. usually physical exam urine tests are for health related disorders, they usually look for bacteria in the piss. every time i got to my gyno for a yearly check-up im usually a fucking THC machine but ive never had anything come up about it. and i dont think its legal for a primary care physician to take a drug test without some kind of second party consent, or without you knowing. basically i would webMD it, or read the waiver/insurance/release forms that are given to you

[acrca]

i drank 4 shots of vinegar, drank about 3 gallons of water, took vitamin b multi. today i took the piss test, and they didnt say anything about havin thc in it. YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! now its all over im smokin myself retarded. im soo stoked.

[skunksmoker006]

you could take some niacin.if you do it alot you can get it done in 2 days.they sell it at albertsons,walgreens,cvs,and other placeslike that.make sure you drink alot of water with it.dont take more than 500 millagramsat a time or your stomach will hurt.do it nonstop for 2 days and you will be fine,just make sure that you piss alot.aslo it will get you a little hot,sort of like a hot flash.

[skunksmoker006]

congrats on passing:thumbsup:

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

I've never heard of having to piss test for a drug test at a physical exam unless it was for a company, or something like that.....Hmm.......that's odd.

[tripsalot]

i just curious since when does water get rid of thc? I thought that was only for water soluble drugs.

[potheaduk]

this is what you need http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/

[Fabolous]

ya im in highschool, and my dads makin me take swim team
What kinda highschool Sport testes for marijuana? i do wrestling in highschool, they as well do a piss test, but usely when they do that shit it's only to test if you hydrated correctly.

ps. uselly they give you a heads up on the testes (Since they gotta do each year)i am quite surpise that you never heard of it intel now.. or if you did you haven't perparded....

[enthused]

I agree with the water thing. I had to take a piss test for work and I found out about it the day before I took it. I wasn't worried about it, cause it's just a job and I can find another one. So I drink a couple gallons of water that night and some in the morning before the test. Took the test. Smoked on the way home. They call me a few days later and say I am hired. Guess the water did the trick...and by the looks of it...my piss was ALL water lol.

[Nochowderforyou]

i just curious since when does water get rid of thc? I thought that was only for water soluble drugs.

What?

Water cleans out your system. The more you piss, the more chems. in yor system get flushed out of your urnine, but the problem with using water, is that the test sometimes doesn't work because the urine is too watered down.