HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Ammie]

WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX

* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have and orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.

[Mole2k4]

"It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye."

sad but true, thats why i wear glasses :(

[Ammie]

lmfao omg mole u are awsome :D:D

[smokey]

hahahah all of its true

[Ammie]

haahahahah yeah masterbaitin is fun but i would reather have u baby ;)

[junglebellcat]

You're really a guy, aren't you.

[Ammie]

IS WHO A GUY??? IF U MEAN ME NOPE U JUST CHECKED IM DIFFENETLY NOT A GUY :D:D

[dog420]

wen i hav sex i feel like im cheating on my wrist :D

[brix]

lmfao dog,,,,,,,, :D

[Ammie]

haahahahahahahah dog!!!!!!!!! ;)

[DrGonzo]

my god, you people are sick...all this talk of masturbation...don't you know its unnatural? touching yourself, that's plain gross

what I do, I just get some peanut butter and a really tiny dog (the kind that go real fast because they're so tiny, a terrier I think, they have nice small tounges) I put the peanut butter on my willy, and the dog licks it all off! easy, clean, and completely non-sinful!

plus you don't need safety goggles.

[Ammie]

lmfao haahahahahahah omg i love this guy lmao where have u been ;)

[DrGonzo]

hiding under a rock. it was uncomfortable, and there was no toilet, so I left. now I'm under your window, waiting to be let inside so I can go to the bathroom...

[Ammie]

LOL I UNLOCKED THE DOOR JUST WALK IN ;)

[DrGonzo]

but the door is so un-stalker-like...can't I just be creepy in the bushes for a while longer?

[Ammie]

LMAO OKOK HIDE IN THE BUSHES AS LONG AS U LIKE :D:D:D

[Lola]

wtf ,what happened to the bbq?


Dog u fecker your so funny omg. and Ammie *naughty!*

[Ammie]

ammie is not naughty ;)

[DrGonzo]

ammie is SO naughty. so very, very naughty!

[Ammie]

lmfao u guys im a good gurl ;) :p

[Lola]

the good girls are naughty wtf ammie u better behave yourself u silly goose;)

oh snap thats why they invented the net to see the good girls gone wild:p

u buger:D

anyway carry on just passing through wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:D

[Ammie]

hahaahahahahahahah lola i love u always get me smilin ;)