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smokin joe
08-19-2004, 05:51 AM
Waking up in the morning after a night of drinking can not only be hell from the hangover, but the beer farts do not add to the excitement. Beer shits also add to the annoyances of the mornin after. How many of u can relate?

Ammie
08-19-2004, 06:18 AM
HAAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO BEER FARTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

dog420
08-19-2004, 11:45 AM
Beer + BBQ = Farts

DrGonzo
08-19-2004, 02:57 PM
ah ha ha ha

ever seen harold and kumar go to white castle?

"do you want to play battleshits?" ah ha ha ha laughing my ass off

Ammie
08-19-2004, 03:07 PM
lmao this thread is just to much haahahahahahahahah joe thats sum funny shit lmaohahaha

rnf232s
08-19-2004, 05:36 PM
Well I had a night of smoking and drinking so I can relate sadly this morning. :(

Lola
08-19-2004, 05:46 PM
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer fartssssssssssssssssssssss:D



g0g0g00g0g0g0g0!!!!!!

clevemire
08-19-2004, 05:53 PM
Heheheh one of the pros of being clean and sober:

No beer farts. Just regular farts :D

Ammie
08-19-2004, 06:18 PM
im so proud hehe my lil bro is a fuckin genius good thread bro :p:p

KillaBuzz
08-19-2004, 11:18 PM
yah man i hear yah. i got a cure fer yer hangover-smoke a bong er 2, it alwayz takez my hangoverz away, but unfortunatly tha fartz n shitz still haunt me. beer shitz aint nuttin compared ta whioskey shitz man after a nite ov endless shotz, u dunt wanna shit within the next 20 hourz er else yer ass will b burnin hahahah...
PeAcE

Ammie
08-20-2004, 01:54 AM
ewwwwwwwww ok like thats to much info haahahahahah yuck !!!

KillaBuzz
08-20-2004, 03:56 AM
hahaha cmon ive heard worse frum u
PeAcE

Ammie
08-20-2004, 07:01 AM
FROM ME??? NAH UH IM A GOOD GURL ;)

tumbleweed
08-20-2004, 09:02 AM
sounds like someone doesnt have the stomach for drinking
need to have the iron cast beer farts and shits is
for wusses so are hangovers drink that crown royal
til ya die boiiiiiiii right near da beeeach

she dont lie
08-20-2004, 09:36 AM
fartin is awsome.. i usually have F sharps or drop D's... they feel good..
farting is soo sick. holla!!

girls who fart are gross though.. aww, disgusting.

Ammie
09-15-2004, 10:49 PM
http://www.funnyjokes.com/humor/flash/beerfarts.htm

bigdaddy420
09-16-2004, 12:31 AM
As hard as it is for me to admit, I've had beer farts. Especially after drinking Coors light.