If you Do Not Read This YOU'RE CRAZY!!

[SativaTrip]

undefined :eek: ;) If two chickens crossed the road they can talk to each other because there is not much traffic. If there is too much traffic then they will just wait and buy a hotdog on the corner . :) :) :)

[SativaTrip]

Hell's yeah man totally

[KronicKing]

wot?

[Mole2k4]

er.

[Kronik Bagz]

if they crossin the road an theres traffic they end up bein road kill im pretty sure.

this thread kinda reminds me of chicken huntin, lol

[Ammie]

umm ok now i feel crazy because i read that wtf ???

[SativaTrip]

no they only cross when they don't hear any traffic

[GHoSToKeR]

**scratches head**

[Mole2k4]

Well this post is dumb.
And you contradicted yourself, you said if there's not much traffic.
Now your saying if there's none,
so which is it?
To be honest if i saw 2 chickens on the road, or eating a hotdog I'd kill the things now because I'll think of this rubbish joke.
I'll hold you personally responsible for that.

[Lola]

THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[DrGonzo]

yay, death to chickens! finally, something makes sense. I'll bring the grill, mole2K4

[sawleaf]

Chickens don't eat hotdogs and talk, but if they were intelligent enough and were at a corner, don't you think they would push the crosswalk button instead of waiting around?

[hUrB]

Uh, is this a riddle or a stoned brain fart that you're sharing..?

[KillaBuzz]

i think itz juss a stoned brain fart..a stinky one too itz reakin up my fuckin house. wait thatz juss tha kronik smoke:)
PeAcE

[tumbleweed]

whoooz going chicken hunting weeez going chicken hunting
whoooz going chicken hunting weeez going chicken hunting
if i saw a chicken talk id capture that chicken and
ask him where the hell you from? and if he didnt talk
id threaten to eat him til he did and if still no talk
id eat the sumbeeeeach

[she dont lie]

i ate 14 hot dogs once in a eating competition.. i lost.. asians can eat soo much.
i puked them up afterwords though for a toonie.. it was sweet.

holla!!

[DrGonzo]

everybody knows crosswalk buttons do dickall...although a chicken might not realize that

just remember, something that can talk is not automatically intelligent. just look at bush (although he can't always talk right...this country will not be taken hostile?? wtf, how is he president?)

[Mole2k4]

yanno if i found a talkin chicken id love it
I'd be rich, I mean, how many talking chickens DO YOU KNOW?

[Lulu]

It may or may not be the meds :o
but FUCK
I've found this thread a complete scream ~lol~ :D

Hey DrGonzo you don't post enough -
You always make me laugh :D

hahahahahahaha

[DrGonzo]

I post on everything that tickles my fancy...and I have such a wonderful fancy to tickle, ask anybody, they'll tell you how much fun it is to tickle my fancy


although my fancy has never spoken to me...that would be right fucked up. just wake up one morning, 'good morning, fancy, how are you today' (like I normally do in the morning) and then all of a sudden, 'not too shabby, man. hey, think I'm gonna get tickled today? that'd be neat!' that would literally blow my mind. just foop! out my ear, across the room, down the hall, and CRASH! through the window to freedom.

and I would be left alone, with only my fancy to guide me.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I post on everything that tickles my fancy...and I have such a wonderful fancy to tickle, ask anybody, they'll tell you how much fun it is to tickle my fancy


although my fancy has never spoken to me...that would be right fucked up. just wake up one morning, 'good morning, fancy, how are you today' (like I normally do in the morning) and then all of a sudden, 'not too shabby, man. hey, think I'm gonna get tickled today? that'd be neat!' that would literally blow my mind. just foop! out my ear, across the room, down the hall, and CRASH! through the window to freedom.

and I would be left alone, with only my fancy to guide me.Can I tickle this 'fancy' you speak of?

Where do I get my own??

[psychocat]

I post on everything that tickles my fancy...and I have such a wonderful fancy to tickle, ask anybody, they'll tell you how much fun it is to tickle my fancy


although my fancy has never spoken to me...that would be right fucked up. just wake up one morning, 'good morning, fancy, how are you today' (like I normally do in the morning) and then all of a sudden, 'not too shabby, man. hey, think I'm gonna get tickled today? that'd be neat!' that would literally blow my mind. just foop! out my ear, across the room, down the hall, and CRASH! through the window to freedom.

and I would be left alone, with only my fancy to guide me.


You any relation to Robert Rankin????

[DrGonzo]

never heard of Robert Rankin...looks like a book; is it any good?

and fancies are hard things to come by, zoidberg...I don't think you'll be able to find one, they really don't like crustaceans. besides, alligators can't fly.

but if you'd like, you can borrow my pet dot. I found him in the playground one day, he doesn't say much, but is very bouncy and tastes like kiwifruit.

[GHoSToKeR]

'They Came And Ate Us' by Robert Rankin is one of my favourtive books.

"QUIVER AT! horrible demonic stuff oozing out of computer screens!


SHOCK HORROR! Elvis Presley pulling his face off

GASP AT! a talking brussels sprout!

SEE! Cannibals on the rampage!

HEAR! Fido the Dog do Frankie Howerd impressions!

SEE! Rex Mundi, Rambo Bloodaxe, Deathblade Eric, Hugo Rune and a cast of millions caught up in Events Beyond Their Control!

THRILL TO! all the loose ends from Armageddon The Musical magically tied up!

WATCH! A comic genius doing the business!
SEE?"

[DrGonzo]

that was humorous...I think? I'm actually not sure...sounds like a good read though. george carlin is a pretty decent writer, too...although the books are quite random

[Ammie]

and goin

[GHoSToKeR]

that was humorous...I think? I'm actually not sure...
lol, it was funny, but only to me.. most of the sutff i say is for my benifit, and leaves everyone else thinkin "what the fuck?"

but yeah, its a hilarious book, you should try it...

and Ammie, everywhere i go, there you are.. you keep going...

[kyle]

umm....what?