i gotta piss test soon :(

[tinybudd]

in about 5 days i have a piss test if i fail i go on probationi know im gonna fail it i have been tokin everyday for about 3 years now is there any kind of pills i can take or any kind of drink that will make me piss clean ????? please help

[Jspeedy]

If you have the money you could try ordering some Quick Fix synthetic urine and use urgent shipping.

[Chaos]

go to wal-greens...get a detox 7 day kit for about 15 bucks....take that....but take more pills cause its in a sceduale but ur going to have to break that...and then lots of water and exercise....or get someone to piss for u....have someone piss in a medicine bottle...tape it to ur gouche for body temp and there u go

[Jaigirl]

I passed using Quick fix 4.0.. the synthetic urine. Its your best bet just as long as no one is watching you.

[Thehulkster321]

if you dont have acsess to online products and you know the date of your test, have someone piss in a condom for you (double wrap it for no leaks lol) some how fasten it to your boxers and make sure it wont fall becuase then your screwed, tape a small razor blade to your thigh aswell. when you go to take the test drop your pants and the condom should be hanging right there, take the razor off your thigh and cut the tip of the condom and tada you passed and even had the visuals and sound effects like you just took a piss.