fellow brotherin please help a fella get lucky tonight

[ckitsker]

hey man its like this i got this new girl right, but she is a lil older than me right. so i think it makes her uncomterble or some shit, and im tryin to make the right impression so im making her dinner tonight but she is a vegitarian and im a meat and potatoes kinda guy, so im not sure what to make i was thinknig italian? im making it tonight so i need advise ASAP

[D.Boone]

just be like hey baby your beutiful and i love you. trust me they fall for it everytime especially the older women. :cool: as for the food thing bro u gonna havta figure that out on ur own good luck! :thumbsup:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Why would she go out with you if she felt uncomfortable?
Make her pasta, or veggie burgers or something lol.
Vegetable grill steaks are to die for, so make those... or just give her a burger for a laugh.
Make vegetable pizza unless she's vegan :)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

just be like hey baby your beutiful and i love you. trust me they fall for it everytime especially the older women. :cool: as for the food thing bro u gonna havta figure that out on ur own good luck! :thumbsup:
No he isn't, I helped him haha :p

Once you've made her vegetable pizza/grillsteaks and tomato pasta or something then take her up to your room and get it on ;)

[ckitsker]

i wanna make somthin that i can eat to, and i dont like that tofu stuff

[Reefer Rogue]

Make some kind of pasta with a salad. For desert, vanilla ice cream with strawberrys? Good luck I guess. :dance:

[D.Boone]

i wanna make somthin that i can eat to, and i dont like that tofu stuff
well shit make two dinner then make somethin she will like and make something you will like. :thumbsup:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i wanna make somthin that i can eat to, and i dont like that tofu stuff

Take notice of what I said you there you go.

[ckitsker]

she says she cant even stand the smell of cooked meat

[lemonboy]

LOL. That is crazy. You're a brave one.

[D.Boone]

well maybe u just need to find some women who have the same tastes as you cause from the sound of things it gonna work unless u can compramise or somethin.

[ckitsker]

no trust me red head with blue eyes she is a keeper

[VoidLivesOn]

Just be careful because you just might cook something she still won't like.If theres a such thing as a overly picky person to cook for then its definatley a vegeterian.Haha just be glad she isn't a vegan, you might as well have just broke up with her.Hope the pussy is worth it man.

[catzx4]

stick with the pasta thing. Make a vegetarian lasagne. the recipe is on the box. Make a salad, get some nice bread, a bottle of red, candles. You're set man. have a great night

[spliffstar22]

Does she toke, if she does, smoke a fatty, then she'll eat whatever you put in front of her lol Just make some pasta or somethin, or veggie burgers, then take her up to your room, put on the barry white, and get it on till the break of dawn lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

she says she cant even stand the smell of cooked meat

Did you see what I put? They were valid ideas, at least acknowledge you saw my ideas and if you'll use them man!

[Starchild]

Black Bean Enchiladas with Tomato Salsa

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Bean Mexican

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 cup dried black beans
4 cups water
2 teaspoons olive oil
1 large onion -- chopped
3 cloves garlic -- minced
1 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
1 teaspoon ground cumin
2 large tomatoes --chopped -- peeled, seeded
1 cup corn kernels
3 jalapeno chilies -- seeded and chopped
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
8 corn tortillas -- 6 in. in diameter
1/2 cup nonfat sour cream -- (dairy)
1/2 cup monterey jack cheese -- low-fat if desired

---Tomato Salsa---
2 tomatoes -- seeded and chopped
1/3 cup red onion -- chopped
1 jalapeno pepper -- seeded and diced
1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro
1 teaspoon lime juice
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper

In a large saucepan over high heat, combine the beans and water and bring to a
boil. Reduce the heat to medium and cook for 1 1/2 hours, skimming away the
gray foam that appears. Drain well.

Preheat an oven to 350¡F. Coat a 13-by-9-inch baking dish with nonstick
cooking spray.

In a large nonstick frying pan over medium heat, heat the oil. Add the onion
and garlic and saute for 3 minutes. Add the chili powder and cumin and saute
for 1 minute. Add half of the tomatoes and the corn, chiles, salt and pepper
and simmer for 1 minute.

Wrap the tortillas in aluminum foil and warm in the oven for 5 minutes.

In a food processor with the metal blade, combine the beans and sour cream and
process until smooth. Add to the frying pan and cook until the beans are warm,
about 3 minutes.

Divide the bean mixture among the tortillas. Roll and place seam side down in
the prepared dish. Top with the remaining tomatoes and the cheese. Cover with
aluminum foil and bake until the cheese melts, about 20 minutes.

To serve, divide among 4 individual plates. Top each with an equal amount of
the Tomato Salsa.

Tomato Salsa
In a medium bowl, combine the tomatoes, onion, chili, cilantro, lime juice,
salt and pepper. Stir to mix well. Cover and refrigerate until serving. One
serving is 1/2 cup.

Source: Jane Fonda Cooking for Healthu Living


Also make a nice salad and some wine...

Categories: Mexican, Casseroles, Hamburger
Yield: 8 servings

2 lb Boca Meat
12 oz Tomatoes
1 ea Med. Onion, Chopped
1 ea Clove Garlic, Chopped
1/2 ts Salt
1/2 ts Pepper
1/2 ts Oregano
3 1/2 oz (1/2 7oz can) Green Chilies

--------------------------TOPPING--------------------------
1 c Grated Mild Cheese
1/2 c Cornmeal
1/2 c Unbleached Flour
1 ts Baking powder
1 x Dash Salt
2 tb Oil
2 ts Sugar (Optional)
1/2 c Milk
1 x Other Half Green Chilies

Brown meat in skillet. Add remainging ingredients and
simmer 20 minutes. Pour into a 4-qt casserole. Top
with cheese. Mix rest of ingredients together and pour
over the top of meat and cheese. Bake at 375 degrees
F. for 30 minutes (or until topping is done).

[Euphoric]

Why would she go out with you if she felt uncomfortable?
Make her pasta, or veggie burgers or something lol.
Vegetable grill steaks are to die for, so make those... or just give her a burger for a laugh.
Make vegetable pizza unless she's vegan :)

Wow, good post 3 shits :) Really im not being sarcastic this time I respect peeps who respect living creatures...and even though plants are just as alive as us, they cannot feel pain on par as us. Although experiments have shown that they can experience "fear"..anyway, i endorse this veggie post. :thumbsup:

edit: after reading the rest of the thread now i understand why youre all talking boca <3
edit2: it's spelled "brethern" although "brotherin" was an interesting, if accidental, play on words

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Wow, good post 3 shits :) Really im not being sarcastic this time I respect peeps who respect living creatures...and even though plants are just as alive as us, they cannot feel pain on par as us. Although experiments have shown that they can experience "fear"..anyway, i endorse this veggie post. :thumbsup:

edit: after reading the rest of the thread now i understand why youre all talking boca <3
edit2: it's spelled "brethern" although "brotherin" was an interesting, if accidental, play on words
Oh no that's just food I have that's vegetable and used as a main course and relevant to what he wanted.

I'm in no way, shape or form a vegetarian, In fact I'd go take a bite out of a pig's ass right now if I could lol. I do have compassion for all living creatures, but God damn are they tasty! lol :D

[kyle]

Yo dude, redhead, blue eyes. holy shit, if you find another one point her my direction. She's definately a keeper, this is cheesey but just go with your feelings man. Do what you think she's gonna like. As far as dinner, pasta and a salad sounds good, make it romantic tho bud.

[brains]

people please...... youre killin the man!


HASH BROWNIES!!:D:D:D

you cant say no to that......:D

[Zinnia]

1. I'm vegetarian
2. I like younger guys
3. I'm a redhead with green eyes

Veggie lasagna will wow her. You'll like it, too. :thumbsup:
2nd choice would be roasted vegetables with linguine.

[ckitsker]

ok well well i desided on a white sauce fetachini with some cuban bread, and a nice cold pie for desert

[Nikita123]

ok well well i desided on a white sauce fetachini with some cuban bread, and a nice cold pie for desert


Just get it on with her first, then give her a "Money Shot". That should hold her appetite for a little while. Then make another run at her. Then tell her she should take you out to dinner. If she doesn't want to do it tell her to fuck off.....don't be worried.....she'll be back for more.

:rasta:

[Irv]

well i'm not sure if vegetarians can eat seafood, but if so i'd recommend Maryland Crabcakes using my foolproof recipe:D

[SmurfyBH]

If she is picky about food she is picky about what goes in her hole, this might take some time....

[daima]

Kung Pao Tofu w/Mushrooms and Red Pepper diced up in it, with Chinese String beans, with some wild rice and a cold glass of soy milk.
If you dont get laid at least you'll have a healthy turd.:dance: :dance:

dai*ma :stoned:

[paperlunatic]

Kung Pao Tofu w/Mushrooms and Red Pepper diced up in it, with Chinese String beans, with some wild rice and a cold glass of soy milk.
If you dont get laid at least you'll have a healthy turd.:dance: :dance:

dai*ma :stoned:

lmao, i couldnt help but laugh at that post, i dont mean any disrespect, it's just hilarious:p

[Funkamander]

Two pieces of bread and glass of water FER DIPPIN'!


Helluva 420th post.

[SmurfyBH]

lmao, i couldnt help but laugh at that post, i dont mean any disrespect, it's just hilarious:p
How could you make disrespect out of that, lol.

[daima]

Hey paperlunatic,
is that you playing the Guitar? and if so, what is it? Martin? Santz Cruz? Looks nice from the pics.
I play quite a few venues here in SF. I play Guitar, Fiddle.

dai*ma :thumbsup: