ready clean and quick fix

[oze214]

:rasta: HI everyone, im new to the boards. I have my first drug test ever on tuesday. Its a pre-employment test and Im trying everything to pass. I have been a daily toker for 4+ years. I have been clean since yesterday (friday) I was givn a bottle of quick fix for x-mas and plan on using it. Now that I know the date of the test Im getting nervas. I have practiced with the quick fix under my bra and I can get it to the right temp and its all good. But Im getting second thoughts- what if im not alone in the bathroom- If I have to wear a johnnie (for the physical) the bottle will be very ovious. I was able to get a bottle of "ready Clean" today. I was told it gives you a "5 hour" clean time- now what if I de-toxed my body tomarrow with the ready clean, and dont smoke- will I still be clean on tuesday? Im not planning on smoking any pot between now and tuesday (even though Im getting a 1/2 tomarrow *g*) Should I wait untill the day of the test to use the ready clean? I have not gone a day without pot and years- and to tell you the truth Im just so excited about how HIGH I will get when my test is over....!!!!!!!!! Im sure staying clean will be good for me. Thanks for any input :) :rasta:

[BloodyRedBarron]

:rasta: HI everyone, im new to the boards. I have my first drug test ever on tuesday. Its a pre-employment test and Im trying everything to pass. I have been a daily toker for 4+ years. I have been clean since yesterday (friday) I was givn a bottle of quick fix for x-mas and plan on using it. Now that I know the date of the test Im getting nervas. I have practiced with the quick fix under my bra and I can get it to the right temp and its all good. But Im getting second thoughts- what if im not alone in the bathroom- If I have to wear a johnnie (for the physical) the bottle will be very ovious. I was able to get a bottle of "ready Clean" today. I was told it gives you a "5 hour" clean time- now what if I de-toxed my body tomarrow with the ready clean, and dont smoke- will I still be clean on tuesday? Im not planning on smoking any pot between now and tuesday (even though Im getting a 1/2 tomarrow *g*) Should I wait untill the day of the test to use the ready clean? I have not gone a day without pot and years- and to tell you the truth Im just so excited about how HIGH I will get when my test is over....!!!!!!!!! Im sure staying clean will be good for me. Thanks for any input :) :rasta:
First off you have the right to privacy.So they can NOT watch you.
They will color the toilet water Blue and turn of water.
They may even listen so do like you would do if you were to take a piss.
Pour the Quick Fix in the cup quietly.
They also may not frisk you.They can make you empty your pockets take off hats ect.
Keep it in your crotch if your getting a physical and have to wear a Johnnie.

Do Not Use Ready Clean!!!!!!!!!!!!
They do test for dilution and alterations.

One of the best ways to test for adulteration or dilution is to determine certain urinary characteristics such as Creatinine,pH,and Specific Gravity and to detect the presence of glutaraldehyde, nitrite and oxidants/pyridinium chlorochromate (PCC) in urine.

>Creatinine is a waste product of creatine; an amino-acid contained in muscle tissue and found in urine.A person may attempt to foil a test by drinking excessive amounts of water or diuretics such as herbal teas to "flush" the system.
Creatinine and specific gravity are two ways to check for dilution and flushing.Which are the most common used in an attempt to circumvent drug testing.Low Creatinine and Specific Gravity may indicate dilute urine.
The Absence of Creatinine (<5mg/dl) is indicayive of a specimen not consistent with human urine.Normal creatinine levels are between 20 and 350 mg/dL.Under rare conditions,certain kidney diseases may show dilute urine.

>Specific Gravity tests for sample dilution.The normal range is from 1.003-1.030.
Values outside this range may be the result of dilution or Adulteration.Elevated levels of protein in urine may cause abnormally high specific gravity values.

>Nitrite test for commonly used commercial adulterants such as Klear or Whizzies.They work by oxidizing the major cannabinoid metabolite THC-COON.Positive results generally indicate the presence of an adulterant.Nitrite is not a normal component of human urine.However,nitrite found in urine may indicate urinary track infection or bacterial infections.Nitrite levels of >20 mg/dL may produce false positive glutaraldehyde results.

>Glutaraldehyde test for the presence of an aldehyde.Adulterants such as UrinAid and Clear Choice cotaines glutaraldehyde which may cause false negative screening results by disturbing the enzyme used in some immunoassay tests.
Glutaraldehyde is not normally found in urine therefore,detection of Glutaraldehyde in a urine specimen is generally an indcator of adulteration.Glutaraldehyde is not normally found in urine However certain metabolic abnormalities such as ketoacidosis (Fasting,uncontrolled diabetes or protein diets) may interfere with the test results

>pH test for the presence of acidic or alkaline adulterants in urine.Normal pH levels should be in the range of 4.0-9.0 Values outside of this range may indicate the sample has been altered.

>Oxidants/PCC (Pyridinium Chlorochromate) Test for the presence of oxidizing agents such as bleach and hydrogen peroxide.Pyridinium Chlorochromate (sold under the brand name UrineLuck) is a commonly used adulterant.Normal human urine should not contain oxidants or PCC.The presence of high levels antioxidants in false negative results for the oxidants/PCC

The Quick Fix

Quick Fix Synthetic Urine is premixed laboratory urine designed to protect your privacy during a urinary drug test.');" onmouseout=Tooltip.hide(); href= "http://www.detoxforless.com/pass-a-drug-test/fake-pee.html" Quick Fix 4.0 synthetic urine contains all of the constituents being tested in human urine, such as creatinine, ph, and specific gravity. My periodic home tests of the QF (using the Urinecheck 7 adulterant test stick) bears all of this out as proof. These same test sticks can be found at

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

a few other notes that i've come across are

cranberry juice cleans your system pretty quick, and so does vinegar (EW!)


all in all, drink lots of water, juices, and herbal teas ;)


oh, and poppy seeds can muck up a urine test from what i've heard so... steer clear of poppy seeds :thumbsup:

[BloodyRedBarron]

a few other notes that i've come across are

cranberry juice cleans your system pretty quick, and so does vinegar (EW!)


all in all, drink lots of water, juices, and herbal teas ;)


oh, and poppy seeds can muck up a urine test from what i've heard so... steer clear of poppy seeds :thumbsup:
Poppy seeds ,Advil,cough meds can all cause a false positive.
But at that point its sent for a Gs/Ms test and that can tell the diffrence.

[Coinspinner]

Oze214: You can't really detox from herb, it is stored in fat cells and will come out slow. You can't get that out quickly. The Ready Clean will throw sugars at your bod, and will give you a window where fat is not breaking down and releasing the stuff they test for.

It will NOT detox you in general.

I know a gal that was still positive after a month and a half, though she was a big girl.

Your best hope is to substitute, no worries 'cause you are in private industry vs. Parole/Military, etc.

You should be fine.

[Jaigirl]

Im in the same EXACT situation! EXACTLY! I used the synthetic urine this passed weekend. I stored it inbetween my legs...worked perfectly. I wore tights and tight jeans.. it stayed nice and warm and didnt move. I sat down for over 30 mins..had no problem. No one came in the bathroom with me, I was able to lock the door also. The nurse asked me not to flush or wash my hands. She didnt pat me down or anything like that so dont be worried. IM freaking out now, wondering if the lab can tell its fake...might have to take a damn valium to calm down! Im still afraid to smoke just in case.. I should get the results tomorrow(tuesday). I'll let u know what happends..keepin my fingers crossed and praying every night!

[Breukelen advocaat]

Does anyone remember the Seinfeld episode when Elaine tested positive for opium on her company's drug test - because she ate poppy-seed bagels? If I remember correctly, Peterman (her boss), when he saw Kramer, thought that he was her supplier.

They started giving drug tests at a lot of companies in the 1980's. I worked with a guy on the night shift, about 20 years ago, who's urine was positive for so many drugs (acid, pot, coke, shrooms, pills, other) that the testing company thought it was a mistake!

[BloodyRedBarron]

Q: Can they tell if its Synthetic Urine?
Yes, there is a way to tell if its synthetic but labs are bound down by regulations and protocols which dictate what they can test for and what not. Labs (US) are only allowed to test for drug metabolites and check the Ph, specific gravity, creatnine and excessive nitrites. As long as the batch of QF is fresh and not exposed to direct sunlight, it will pass these integrity checks. If the batch is old or had been exposed to direct sunlight, the components break down, sending up a red flag with the lab tech