Toking inside?

[slpntrx5]

My buddy just got a pretty ok amount of what he says is some prettty dank ass shit, and it smelled up his whole house for a while he was just breaking it up, and we're supposed to toke up tomorrow, but it might rain which means we cant go outside which means we gotta be super careful cuz i dont think my parents are gonna leave the house...so, after that rambling, can anyone tell me what would be a safe way to toke up inside, besides a doob tube/ silencer/ w/e else its called? i need some serious help on this one cause we wanna smoke up a blunt and a j and we'll probly make a bong, hopefully...so, in conclusion: help, please?

[Oli]

There's no way you'll get away with a blunt or joint indoors whilst your parents are in. Your best bet would probably a small pipe whilst leaning out the window followed by some febreeze.

[420purplehaze420]

yeah you wont be able to smoke a blunt or jay inside, make a bong and rip that and blow your hits out the window.

if i were in your situation i would just go smoke at the park or somewhere else with wind and rain blockage and smoke

[HasheeshianKing]

ye i smoek all the time with the parents home, just go to a bathroom that ur parents rarely go into, open the window, everythime u hit a match or lighter turn on the faucet or turn on a shower the whole time, when u exhale exhale out the window, when ur done febreeze.axe the bathroom down, leave the window open and close the door after awhile the smeel with air out come back to it and close it when its aired out

[so out of it]

ha get a tent and find a place to pitch it. ive done this before when it rained it was fuckin chill. it hot boxes nice too.

[AndrewLIKESbud]

1) head out bathroom window/febreeze
2) Garage
3) go for a walk

[Kokujin X]

When I smoke inside, I smoke in my closet. It may sound bad but it is a decent sized walk in closet. Big enough for me and a friend to comfortable sit in. We just blow the smoke through a pepsi bottle with dryer sheets in it. Sucks having to pass that thing around but ohh well. I need to stop though, my closet is unventalated and a yellowish ring is forming around the top of my wall... btw, is there any way I can get rid of that?!

[go toke up]

I go smoke in the garage and there is a car in there so i usually hotbox that thing!

[Mk Ultra]

doesn't apply to me i don't have to be sneaky. i blaze in my room my parents don't care. all he says is don't get arested.

[yoda]

my mom's room is about 10 steps away from my door, and i've gotten away plenty of times. i smoke in my room with window open, blowing out. door closed, towel at the crack. use a blow tube, and spray a lil afterwards. blunts smell alot though. if you pack it into a black n mild though, it will jsut smell like vanilla afterwards.

[LightGreen]

if your not allowed to smoke in your house then find a chill room with a window and post it up on the open window and fire up

[da haze meister]

just go find a place outside to smoke... preferabley near woodpeckers... there sofuckg cool... but innywat... fuckin find a park or soething with some shaded areas or pavilions, or just get into a car and hotbox that motherfucker..

[RedRainDrop]

There's no way you'll get away with a blunt or joint indoors whilst your parents are in. Your best bet would probably a small pipe whilst leaning out the window followed by some febreeze.

Yup, this is the best method, its served me well.

[pixel]

heres what i do all the time in the wintertime:

go to my upstairs bathroom, shut and lock the door, put a towel on the door's crack going down so the smoke or smell doesn't seep out, and i shut my shower curtain and spray Lysol behind it. then i smoke away with a bong or pipe or something, blow it behind the shower curtain, but each time i do it i spray a little lysol and blow it into the spray. works like a charm, and the lysol actually eats the smoke up so don't worry about a hazy bathroom when you're done.


one tip: NEVER and i really mean NEVER bring a blunt into a small bathroom or even large bathroom and smoke it if you don't have a window... it will stink and blunts always produce tons of smoke

[Freshy]

just go with the window and febreez. my friends and i did that one night, we kept the window open and turned a fan on. we closed the window an hour later and left the fan on. but it was like 20 degrees out and when they saw that the fan was on they asked if we were cold. my friend was like "maybe?"

the bathroom method worked once for me... second time i got caught, but i was being stupid. first time i changed my shirt... second time i didn't change my shirt... got some food in the kitchen, and my mom went sniff sniff. my bathroom has a vent and a fan though.

basically.. do the window.

[Adolf Smittler]

if you can find a room nobody EVER goes in just smoke in there. luckily for me that's my room. after a few days it'll fade into a hamstercage smell, then a couple days after that it should disappear. another option is to take small-medium hits, and hold it in until no smoke comes out. that'll get you fucked up. in fact, you should practice holding your breath all the time so you can hold bigger hits longer.

[RastaKaze]

Your parents aint cool wit you blazin'? Damn, that sucks...

[Strikerrr]

Alright dude I got you:

Open your window light a incent. turn on your ceiling fan. Make a Doob-toob. Dryer sheets in a bottle or toilet paper roll. Exhale through the doob tube out the window. Don't smoke blunt or bowl. preferably bong or bowl. Turn music on but not loud enough for the parents to come and bitch. then drop zine if you need it.

[ghandi]

I usually light a stick of insence and use a small pipe when im inside, then afterwards just spray some air freshener like febreeze

[soxsuk6432]

I smoke before school every morning and all I do is spray a few squirts of axe, turn on the fan and open the window. The smell is gone when I come home. But last thursday I stayed home and smoked at the same time and went upstairs 2 hours later to smoke again and it didn't smell at all.

[soxsuk6432]

Wait (i know, im a n00b), can you smoke a joint near a window and have the smell go out the window (effectively). I'm thinkin about tokin on Tues. so I need to know
Joints and blunts aren't effective if you're trying to cover up the smell. Just make a pipe it doesn't matter how good it is.

[notrightquite]

Just take a soda can and poke holes in it for the bowl. Light up and enjoy.

[slpntrx5]

we just finished blazin around 7:30 tongiht, and i am riiiiiiiiiiiped! here's what we did: went in the woods with a joint and smoked part of it
walked around the neighborhood n smoked the rest of it
went back 2 my bathroom and smoked a homemade bong
did i mention i was riiiiiiiiiiiped?

[brobdingnagian420]

If you have a box fan, put it in your window and totally seal around the edges (so the only way air can go out the window is through the fan). When it's on, it should be strong enough to where you can feel a draft under your door from the air being pulled out the window. You can smoke and nothing will ever get out into the hallway and if you leave the fan on long enough it will totally clear. I got away with smoking in the dorms like this. Rather than Febreeze, I'd use this stuff called Snappy Apple. One spray does a room almost instantly.

[slpntrx5]

i had that idea a while ago, but we dont have a box fan...o well
p.s. we toked up today too! lol

[memoriesofhash]

My room is absolutly perfect to toke in. First off our house is really old so it's drafty to begin with and I have a fireplace in my room. All I do is chill next to the fire place and blow the smoke up it. Sometimes I'll crack a window so air comes in my room and goes up the chimney taking any remaining smoke with it. It's so perfect and I never have to worry about making my room smell like incense or stink it up with 1/2 a bottle of febreeze.

[s2headhunter]

ok best and most effective way of smoking...mainly just if your alone tho is to do this..if you follow this step by step...you wont ...and i reapeat WONT get caught........ok....

1st you will need...
1.A bathroom
2.some kind of man body wash...i use axe body wash....
3.some shampoo good smelling kind...strong smelling.
4.of course you pipe..bong..whatever....ive never tried a jay or blunt in there but this is foolproof for pipe or bong....

ok now....go into the bathroom towell under the door....then smoke your stuff while having water running just a little bit to block out the sound of a lighter....just incase parents would be by the door and hear a lighter clicking.....make sure to blow your smoke out the window...then get you axe body wash....now open it and a decent amount..not a ton but a couple lines of it on the bathtub/shower floor then repeat with the shampoo...now with you axe a shampoo on the bathtub/shower floor turn the shower on all hot water ..dont get in just turn it on all hot water with the shower curtain open, making sure to smell up the whole room...then...let it wash away and steam/smell up the room of axe then get in the shower and adjust the water settings to your comfort level and use the axe and shampoo on yourself ..then when the showers over visine , and brush your teeth then mouthwash..and you will not EVER get caught.....

[Bludshot23]

I don't have a window in my bathroom so if I turn on the shower, turn on the exhaust fan, and toke it up you think anyone will smell it?

[Baker420]

this is what to do...

1. get a fucking coat and go out side! jesus, even spring for some hand warmers/sock warmers if its really that cold

[Breukelen advocaat]

Nobody mentioned Ozium air freshener, avaiable in most car accessory centers - I always found it to be the best for eliminating smoke, but I also recommend Neutra Air by Lysol which is easier to find. The Vapor Genie pipe is a an excellent, affordable way to cut the smell down to practically nothing -it's also healthier.

[d00d989]

VAPORIZER!!!

I JUST SMOKED IN MY BATHROOM AND THERES SNO SMELL AT AL!!!

(im ripped of it ayeraa!")

[Trichocereus Panza]

i agree with the vaporizer idea if you have to be super-careful... no smell at all but you have to be a bit patient so do it if you're alone.

i smoke in a walk-in closet with a tube to blow the smoke through..no yellow rings on the wall though damn that sounds weird. i use a small pipe and take small hits that i hold in for awhile, make sure the weed stops burning before you stop sucking. got to get used to the small hits for indoor smoking.

lol so many ppl have posted theres no way the original poster still doesnt know what hes doing

[skunksmoker006]

i have been busted twice smoking indoors i dont even smoke if im close to where my parents can smell it.i leave my proprty completly.if i were you i would just take a big umberella and sit under a tree,but lighting a bowlmight be too hard if its windy.i would go with a blunt or joint.:rasta: