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mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 12:10 AM
hey whatz up everyone i know a couple of ways to do it but whats the best way to sneek weed into a concert and nahh not through a cig either any other ideaz? people

Baker420
02-18-2006, 12:12 AM
blunt...and not rolled, pack it with a pencil...you dont want to be bring a pipe in anyways (if thats what your think when you said "no cig") it would be to obvious

hardon
02-18-2006, 12:13 AM
i dunno, iv never ever seen drug dogs at a concert so i dont know why youre worried...umm i guess you could take some joints in a baggie and tape them to your leg or somethin...or hollow out a (fat) sharpie and see if ya cant fit a couple in there...you could take a pipe, but if your at a concert and ever wanna see it again id advise you to leave it at home...when i go i just stick 5 joints and 12 ciggies in a hard box cant hardly tell the diff...hope this helps lol

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 12:17 AM
well im a girl so i probably couldnt tape it to my leg i wear tight pants and plus im going to a reggae concert thats the whole point what about my underwear or bra?

Baker420
02-18-2006, 12:30 AM
how big are your boobs? like, if you got DD then you could fit a FAT sack under em! haha just dont stress, get a pack of optimos or white owls, whatever, fill the blunt uupp! or , if your a good lookin girl, im sure there will be plenty of weed offerd to you at a reggae concert

hardon
02-18-2006, 12:31 AM
well, you are going to a reggae concert, so odds are many many people will be smuggling weed in...why dont you just take a purse or a bag or something and put it in there??? no way they are gonna search every bag/purse coming in...shit odds are they wont even think twice about it...i dunno, i just wouldnt sweat it too much...but whatever ya do just keep it cool and youll have a blast.

wish i could help ya more....

Ganj
02-18-2006, 12:33 AM
well im a girl so i probably couldnt tape it to my leg i wear tight pants and plus im going to a reggae concert thats the whole point what about my underwear or bra?

Shit, even more reason to tape it to your leg. If anyone sneaks a peak at the bulge in your pants they'll probably think your a transvestite and want nothing to do with you. Good luck!

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 12:35 AM
its all good thanks for your help i'll do whatsevers clever.
and nah i dont have a dd im not a fat ass girl

BigBlock
02-18-2006, 12:35 AM
Put it in a condom and hide it in your butt.

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 12:37 AM
stupid shut you niglet your moms a guy bitch representin los angeles cali bay ba shitttt

bedake
02-18-2006, 12:47 AM
i sneak drugs into raves all the time, not hard one bit, you have boobs it makes things really easy, no offense but its true, you can put stuff in between em. hidden pockets are good in UFO pants, taping works, shoes, all depends on how desperate you are, you can plug things then go to the bathroom and get em out, ass crack, hair if its up, theres millions of ways

Ganj
02-18-2006, 12:50 AM
its all good thanks for your help i'll do whatsevers clever.
and nah i dont have a dd im not a fat ass girl

You don't have to be a "fat-ass girl" to have humongous breasts.

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 12:51 AM
yeah you do haha

420purplehaze420
02-18-2006, 12:53 AM
luckily for you the human body comes stock with a hiding place....your anus hole

just put a blunt behind your ear or in your pocket, they most likely wont do anything

bedake
02-18-2006, 12:55 AM
luckily for you the human body comes stock with a hiding place....your anus hole


so very true! the anus is a wonderful thing haha just dont put any pills up there if they arnt wrapped up or you will get fucked up fast! great wonderful anus.

do it with a blunt tube, just like a butt plug but, uhm you know

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 12:56 AM
come on now yeah they will thats funny security guards are dicks if they seen that on my ear they'll think im a dumb ass.

briman
02-18-2006, 12:58 AM
bedake why do u smuggle drugs into a rave unless the raves in america are legal well if they are they would be extremly boring in my opinion

bedake
02-18-2006, 12:59 AM
come on now yeah they will thats funny security guards are dicks if they seen that on my ear they'll think im a dumb ass.


roll it in a blunt and put it in a blunt tobe, and then put it between your cheeks, its not gross or anything, im just being serious

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 01:00 AM
thanks for the ideaz but nah i dont stick anything up there unless its sexual and that aint sexual thats scanless. thats prison style

bedake
02-18-2006, 01:01 AM
bedake why do u smuggle drugs into a rave unless the raves in america are legal well if they are they would be extremly boring in my opinion


alot of the raves have security, most of em dont do shit but some of them do.

also some of the security will take your pills and go and sell them themselves for the promoter. the Gov't cracks down on raves hardcore here. they shut down legal ones.

There arnt very many 'true' underground raves around here anymore

Ganj
02-18-2006, 01:01 AM
I've seen some narrow-assed to no-assed females with tig ol' bitties, I see where you're going with this, but I'm just saying--Breast implants are always an option.

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 01:03 AM
o really well they better not do anything cuz its a reggae concert u know come on now unless their haterz and want to smoke it themselfs 4real 4 real though shes my baby and im her chulo.

bedake
02-18-2006, 01:04 AM
I've seen some narrow-assed to no-assed females with tig ol' bitties, I see where you're going with this, but I'm just saying--Breast implants are always an option.


fuck implants, i think they ruin girls man and huge boobs are over rated,

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 01:06 AM
yea an option but just knowing that a piece of plastic is under ur skin is nasty and fake small tits are better and younger

KellisJ2003
02-18-2006, 01:07 AM
its way easy to sneak bud into concerts...:stoned:

bedake
02-18-2006, 01:10 AM
I just got an idea, a little crazy yes but just an idea. Razor blade a pouch into your skin, put a piece of smooth surgical metal into it so part is still sticking out, keep it there a week. Once it heals you have a pill pouch in your skin!

I just created a new type of boddy mod. w007

mzcrazyone
02-18-2006, 01:11 AM
okay well im jamming laterz

Ganj
02-18-2006, 01:18 AM
fuck implants, i think they ruin girls man and huge boobs are over rated,

Who gives a damn if too many people like big boobs? I love 'em!
Although, if you were really concerned, you'd know that big tits in general, fake or not, ruin girls. Back problems, man...back problems.

bedake
02-18-2006, 01:21 AM
Who gives a damn if too many people like big boobs? I love 'em!
Although, if you were really concerned, you'd know that big tits in general, fake or not, ruin girls. Back problems, man...back problems.


yea, Im just not really a big boob guy personally theres more to a girl than boobs.

as for the implants thing i just find them wrong, unless they are needed

orangeman
02-18-2006, 01:26 AM
A blunt rolled up and placed in a soft spot in your coat. Unless they open up your coat and check you'll get in so easily.

Ganj
02-18-2006, 01:26 AM
yea, Im just not really a big boob guy personally theres more to a girl than boobs.

as for the implants thing i just find them wrong, unless they are needed

I won't fight you on that one (we weren't fighting, correct?). Certainly there's more to a female than her breasts, but ever since I was a young boy, big breasts were there to comfort me. They're like portable pillows, man! I can't think of a case where implants were needed--I think implants are fine, but there needs to be more responsible and educated surgeons who know what they're doing. It's the womans decision, they're doing it for the World to see, might as well appreciate the gesture...and kiss them, and love them--excuse me. *disappears*

bedake
02-18-2006, 01:32 AM
I won't fight you on that one (we weren't fighting, correct?). Certainly there's more to a female than her breasts, but ever since I was a young boy, big breasts were there to comfort me. They're like portable pillows, man! I can't think of a case where implants were needed--I think implants are fine, but there needs to be more responsible and educated surgeons who know what they're doing. It's the womans decision, they're doing it for the World to see, might as well appreciate the gesture...and kiss them, and love them--excuse me. *disappears*


haha we werent fighting, i see where your comin from. It all boils just boils down to our tastes in women. I dig girls with dyed blue hair hehe

Ganj
02-18-2006, 01:36 AM
haha we werent fighting, i see where your comin from. It all boils just boils down to our tastes in women. I dig girls with dyed blue hair hehe

You know what I dig? The Band Of Gypsy's Machine Gun, baby!!! Rock on, Jimi! Rock on!

spacelamb
02-18-2006, 04:14 AM
fuck implants, i think they ruin girls man and huge boobs are over rated,


THANK YOU...THANK YOU....THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS!!
It's not because I have small boobs, it's because I'm gay and don't like implants/huge breasts on my women :pimp:

Jennifer K
02-18-2006, 06:10 AM
Feel sorry for you. We, I never had to sneak anything in. You brought it in your purse and lit it after the concert started. I had it taken away from me once. I bet he enjoyed it!!!:) :dance: :stoned:

thcbongman
02-18-2006, 06:50 AM
If you have briefs, put them in there. Besides, most of those bouncers don't give a shit if you carrying in shit, they're more concerned about stupidity.

matt2m
02-18-2006, 07:11 AM
my uncle does the reggae concerts down here the lighting effcects.Every one burns there my mom reaked of weed when she came home and she does not smoke.At the buzz bakesale every one was burning there was way too many people and the cops did nothing about it, but idk about the security in you state.
even if you have an A cup you can fit weed in there alot of girls i chill with no matter how flat chested can fit weed in there bra.The bra is the best bet.

jahjahjahjah
02-18-2006, 02:00 PM
Shit, even more reason to tape it to your leg. If anyone sneaks a peak at the bulge in your pants they'll probably think your a transvestite and want nothing to do with you. Good luck!
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SensiRide
02-18-2006, 02:23 PM
When I went to a concert a few years ago - I just rolled 3 joints, and placed them vertically inside my inside leg, with my socks holding them in place.


I done that once when I was going to the carnival once and they done a random security check on my boyfriend and I, and one joint fell out of my sock. I never even noticed till the female security officer said to me 'Excuse me, that has just fallen out of your sock' and pointed to this big long spliff lying on the floor.
They called more security and searched me all over, I really thought I was going to spend that night in the cell.

I actually had another 1/8th of weed and two E pills inside a metal stash tin inside my bra, and when they ran the metal detector over me, it started bleeping real loud but they must have though it was the metal zipper from my hoodie which was in exactly the same place as the tin, so I got away with it.
They were like, 'Either you can keep your joint, but we can't let you into the carnival, or you can go in, but we keep the joint' So I just let them keep it.
SO lucky they never found the rest of the stash on me.

bedake
02-18-2006, 06:39 PM
When I went to a concert a few years ago - I just rolled 3 joints, and placed them vertically inside my inside leg, with my socks holding them in place.


I done that once when I was going to the carnival once and they done a random security check on my boyfriend and I, and one joint fell out of my sock. I never even noticed till the female security officer said to me 'Excuse me, that has just fallen out of your sock' and pointed to this big long spliff lying on the floor.
They called more security and searched me all over, I really thought I was going to spend that night in the cell.

I actually had another 1/8th of weed and two E pills inside a metal stash tin inside my bra, and when they ran the metal detector over me, it started bleeping real loud but they must have though it was the metal zipper from my hoodie which was in exactly the same place as the tin, so I got away with it.
They were like, 'Either you can keep your joint, but we can't let you into the carnival, or you can go in, but we keep the joint' So I just let them keep it.
SO lucky they never found the rest of the stash on me.



damn thats a close call! I once gt searched by 6 cops right after burning 4 joints and breaking into a house, I had the roaches in my pockets and they never noticed, they even stuck there hands in the pockets, I was so lucky I was sittin there shaking thinking I was going to jail!

DrSians
02-19-2006, 06:04 AM
Joints in tight underwear, has never failed me in probably 50+ events. Tuck 'em just under your nuts or between your dick and your nuts.

SHIT, no one is going to be asking me for a hit now!!!!!

Smpthy4TheDevil
02-20-2006, 06:45 PM
i've always used my bra for sneaking pot into concerts. it's not like you need to have a mile of cleavage or DD boobs to sneak in a couple joints. hell, you dont even really need proper tits to hold em there, just the elastic of your bra.

drinksmokesleep
02-20-2006, 06:50 PM
I jst put it in my boxers if the drug dog sniffs your crotch its just doin what a dog does.......

Nochowderforyou
02-20-2006, 06:52 PM
hey whatz up everyone i know a couple of ways to do it but whats the best way to sneek weed into a concert and nahh not through a cig either any other ideaz? people

I've sneaked cheeba into a few Vans Warped Tours, Pantera, and the Pink Floyd (experience). Very easy to do. At the Warped tour, I just had like an 1/8 of weed, a small pair of snips (foldup), and a pack of papers, all in a plastic baggy. I just crotched it bro. :p It's in a plastic bag, wear a pair of breifs, and just stuff in in there.

Hide some in your shoe. I never pre-roll joints either as they get smashed and bent.

Ganj
02-20-2006, 07:01 PM
THANK YOU...THANK YOU....THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS!!
It's not because I have small boobs, it's because I'm gay and don't like implants/huge breasts on my women :pimp:

It does ruin the texture of the breasts, now that I'll agree with. Oooo, big ol' titties. Ru ru rumsky! :dance:

endo..jay
02-20-2006, 07:06 PM
i got a 1/2 oz in ozzfest, just put it in my pants between my belt and me

SensiRide
02-20-2006, 07:08 PM
i've always used my bra for sneaking pot into concerts. it's not like you need to have a mile of cleavage or DD boobs to sneak in a couple joints. hell, you dont even really need proper tits to hold em there, just the elastic of your bra.

Yeah, its best just under your boob, guaranteed not to fall out lol and no guy is going to start feeling there, BUT its a fucker trying to get it out if you're in public

SmurfyBH
02-20-2006, 07:14 PM
well im a girl so i probably couldnt tape it to my leg i wear tight pants and plus im going to a reggae concert thats the whole point what about my underwear or bra?




See that's are first problem, loose those two thigns then we can talk.