bleach question

[scream]

i have a friend who we are trying to get clean before he has to take a piss test and we heard that drinking a big cup of milk with a cap full of bleach will make you piss clean. does anyone here know if this will work? or am i right an telling him not to do it cus he will die

[stayblazed88]

nah man ...fuck that i wouldnt drink bleach....i did hear that if u dip ur hand in bleach and piss off ur hand into the cup that works...but it mite be bullshit.....mite as well just get some detox pills

[BloodyRedBarron]

Well even if he don't die he will still fail.
They do test for alteration and that will show.
Oh and they do make you wash your hands .
see my other postings....

[scream]

ok, thanks guys. you're keepin a good friend of mine alive

[BloodyRedBarron]

ok, thanks guys. you're keepin a good friend of mine alive
One of the best ways to test for adulteration or dilution is to determine certain urinary characteristics such as Creatinine,pH,and Specific Gravity and to detect the presence of glutaraldehyde, nitrite and oxidants/pyridinium chlorochromate (PCC) in urine.

>Creatinine is a waste product of creatine; an amino-acid contained in muscle tissue and found in urine.A person may attempt to foil a test by drinking excessive amounts of water or diuretics such as herbal teas to "flush" the system.
Creatinine and specific gravity are two ways to check for dilution and flushing.Which are the most common used in an attempt to circumvent drug testing.Low Creatinine and Specific Gravity may indicate dilute urine.
The Absence of Creatinine (<5mg/dl) is indicayive of a specimen not consistent with human urine.Normal creatinine levels are between 20 and 350 mg/dL.Under rare conditions,certain kidney diseases may show dilute urine.

>Specific Gravity tests for sample dilution.The normal range is from 1.003-1.030.
Values outside this range may be the result of dilution or Adulteration.Elevated levels of protein in urine may cause abnormally high specific gravity values.

>Nitrite test for commonly used commercial adulterants such as Klear or Whizzies.They work by oxidizing the major cannabinoid metabolite THC-COON.Positive results generally indicate the presence of an adulterant.Nitrite is not a normal component of human urine.However,nitrite found in urine may indicate urinary track infection or bacterial infections.Nitrite levels of >20 mg/dL may produce false positive glutaraldehyde results.

>Glutaraldehyde test for the presence of an aldehyde.Adulterants such as UrinAid and Clear Choice cotaines glutaraldehyde which may cause false negative screening results by disturbing the enzyme used in some immunoassay tests.
Glutaraldehyde is not normally found in urine therefore,detection of Glutaraldehyde in a urine specimen is generally an indcator of adulteration.Glutaraldehyde is not normally found in urine However certain metabolic abnormalities such as ketoacidosis (Fasting,uncontrolled diabetes or protein diets) may interfere with the test results

>pH test for the presence of acidic or alkaline adulterants in urine.Normal pH levels should be in the range of 4.0-9.0 Values outside of this range may indicate the sample has been altered.

>Oxidants/PCC (Pyridinium Chlorochromate) Test for the presence of oxidizing agents such as bleach and hydrogen peroxide.Pyridinium Chlorochromate (sold under the brand name UrineLuck) is a commonly used adulterant.Normal human urine should not contain oxidants or PCC.The presence of high levels antioxidants in false negative results for the oxidants/PCC

The Quick Fix 4.0 synthetic urine contains all of the constituents being tested in human urine, such as creatinine, ph, and specific gravity. My periodic home tests of the QF (using the Urinecheck 7 adulterant test stick) bears all of this out as proof. These same test sticks can be found at
http://store.yahoo.com/meditests/adu...-test-kit.html

[stonerneedsrealweed]

i have a friend who we are trying to get clean before he has to take a piss test and we heard that drinking a big cup of milk with a cap full of bleach will make you piss clean. does anyone here know if this will work? or am i right an telling him not to do it cus he will die


DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT DRINK BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jaigirl]

Are u serious? DO NOT LET HIM DRINK BLEACH. Tell him to order some Quick fix 4.0. I just passed a drug screen done by Quest lab. They checked for every drug u can think of and adulterants(nitrates). Just as long as no one is watching him pee it will work. And by the way, stay away from whoever told u that stupid ass shit!!!!! Unreal..