Null replacement?

[moeburn]

I'm looking for a replacement to weed to put in my pipe under the following category:
-I can get it easily, ie no ordering off internet or buying from dealer
-It has no desireable effects on my body when smoked
-It won't leave an undesirable smell (tobacco)

Reason being, I've gotten into making pipes, and I would like to be able to test-drive them before selling them, even if I choose not to smoke any more weed.

[slipknotpsycho]

use green cooking spices then.. like perhaps thyme... that's what i always used when test driving my bong and i didn't have weed to test with

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Wouldn't it be bad for that to be in your lungs, though? I guess nothing's going to be great, though, since burning shit is horrible for your lungs.

[slipknotpsycho]

nah it's only a herb... wouldn't be any worse then tobacco or weed..

[Smokes]

Why dont you want to smoke anymore.. ?

[slipknotpsycho]

oh yea, salvia is a sage... sage is a cooking spice ...

[moeburn]

Why dont you want to smoke anymore.. ?
When I'm high, and while I have a smoking habit going, I forget why I should work or care. Only when I'm sober do I know that I want to build a lifestyle that can support my future children.