Stupid Stoner News: Woman Calls Police to Buy Pot

[lemonboy]

Howdy. Happy Saturday evening all. Hope this hasn't been posted yet.

WEST FARGO, N.D. - Police were surprised to get a call early Saturday (http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/news/13849373.htm) from a woman seeking to buy marijuana.

"A young lady called the West Fargo Police Department and asked the dispatcher if he knew where there was marijuana," Officer Ken Zeeb said.

The dispatcher told her it was illegal, but she insisted, and police then told her they had some in the evidence locker, Zeeb said. The 20-year-old Fargo woman showed up at police headquarters a short time later, and gave the dispatcher $3 to buy pot, he said.

She was arrested on charges of criminal attempt and possession of drug paraphernalia.

"She seemed to be very coherent and aware of what she was doing when I spoke to her. She did not appear to be under the influence of alcohol or drugs or anything like that," Zeeb said.

"I've heard of some crazy things happening. A lot of times, you just think to yourself, 'I don't think this one can be topped,' and then something like this happens," the officer said.

[dogg]

LMAO.

[STDzRus]

LMFAO, I wonder how true this is.

[STDzRus]

BTW I found out where you live now.

GF is all I'm gonna say!

[lemonboy]

Actually I have no idea where Grand Forks even is. I assume North Dakota. My location isn't a secret anyway.

[esrabalamir]

WOAH! LOL

[Breukelen advocaat]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/3628683.html
Feb. 1, 2006, 1:31PM

Teen reports pot stolen; then goes to get it from police
Associated Press

OREM, Utah â?? A man who called police to report his marijuana was stolen was arrested after police recovered the pot and invited him to come to the Public Safety Building to identify it.

Kory C. Tippetts, 18, of Orem, was arrested and booked into the Utah County jail for investigation of possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute, police said Tuesday.

Tippetts called police Monday evening after someone broke a window, got cut on the glass and crawled into his home while he was away. He told police the only thing missing was a quarter-pound bag of marijuana he was selling.

Tippetts also told officers that a man called him about buying some marijuana earlier in the day, but Tippetts was on his way to work and told the caller no. He gave police the caller's name.

Officers found Richard W. Hight, 23, at his mother's home in Provo, where they recovered six ounces of marijuana. Hight had a cut on his arm and blood-soaked pants, police said.

He was arrested for investigation of burglary, theft and possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute and booked into the Utah County jail.

[beachguy in thongs]

It sickens me that the P.D. set up a sting in order to nab this lady.

[lemonboy]

Teen reports pot stolen; then goes to get it from policeYeah I posted that a few weeks ago (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=50241). It's a series, you see. Why would you take away what little amusement I have?! Kidding. ;)

[dopesmoker]

hahaha

thats all i have to say

[turtle420]

It sickens me that the P.D. set up a sting in order to nab this lady.
Hey thong-guy,
I don't consider her a lady, she was a 20-year old dumb bitch.

And it wasn't a sting... she called and asked for some weed... then she drove there and actually gave money for it!

Anyways, what the fuck was she expecting for $3? 3-year old, cop-seized, dirty Schwag?

Best guy,

-turtle420 :cool:
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[hydro smoka]

These stories sound like bullshit. Why would anyone do either of those things?

[Reefer Rogue]

First: What an idiot. Second: $3? :/

[turtle420]

These stories sound like bullshit. Why would anyone do either of those things?
Ohhhh yeah.... the answer is a re-sounding YES!

I saw a video (not a typed story, a video with sound) from the security camera of a police station. This typical stoner guy walked into the building, said he had a robbery to report. So the cop sat down with him on the desk, and started filling in the paper work...

Fine... there where about 5 or 6 other cops about 10 feet away talking around the coffe machine. They where hearing the conversation, obviously.

Well, after about 10 minutes of identity information sharing with the police office, the officer asks him:
What would you like to report stolen?

Then, the dumb stoner says:
My marijuana plants... My friends, he stole my marijuana plants. I want you to get them back, and put him in jail.

Needless to say, the officer was speechless, and the other guys around the coffee machine where just laughing their asses off.

Dumb stoner.