Fetishes.....

[Guinevere]

Here I am slacking and daydreaming of shrunken heads & latex thongs and a thought popped into my vegatated mind.
FETISHES!!!!!!
Go on kids, get real and out your fetish!!!!
Me? Snakes, midgets & mullets..........:D

[Nikita123]

I'm going to have to go with the "Money Shot", you know, a facial.:thumbsup:

[notrightquite]

I'll have to say ... well fuck, practically anything but pee, and poo. HAhaha

[esrabalamir]

unfortunatelly i am a foot fetish

[Das Boot]

I came accross some porn not long ago where two hot chicks get naked and fight each other. Sexiest damn thing I have ever seen.

[st0n3r]

mine has 2b underwear...i dunno y but it's just a turn on.....oh yeh has 2b a good looking chick :)

[T M]

Chics

[T M]

Chics Legal tender... Not in that order.

[smokin poet]

once when my baby's mama and daddy left for a weekend i stayed 4 the weekend. and whenever we wasn't fuckin i told her to walk around in nothing but boxers and a wifebeater. DAMN SHE WAS FINE

[yoda]

wearing football jerseys, or a girl that plays guitar

[cokekilla]

i gotta say thongs and big titties! and defiantely NICE ASSES! (the big round ones that look 4 Dimensional)

[Jennifer K]

leather:D

[slipknotpsycho]

letuce and mustard.

[pogmoasal1]

A man walks into a talent agent and says he has a brand new act that involves his whole family.
Talent agent: so what is this act you have?
Man: well first me and my wife go out on stage. And I bend her over and just start fucking her in the ass as hard as I can. And after about a minute of that I just start punching her in the face as I fuck her. Then I pull out and she lies on the ground and now my son comes out and he squats over his mouth and takes a massive shit in her mouth. So while that is going on my daughter comes out. Sheâ??s a real nice 9 years old. And I start mouth fucking her and my son gets her from behind. Now are trained dog comes out whom like one of those wiener dogs. So my wife picks him up and takes him and starts using him like a dildo. so me and my son are fucking my daughter and my wife has the dog in her cunt while she bleeding from the face from the punching and chewing on some shit and now grandpa comes out and starts fucking my son in the ass who is now busting a fucking load all over the dog. And my wife puts on a strap on and starts fucking are daughter in the as so hard she just starts shiting blood and shit and it a brown red mess. And now we grandpa goes and get grandma out and we all just start jerking off one her and my daughter shits on her chest and my wife gives her a golden shower. And now here is the thing grandma is dead.
Talent agent: O MY GOD! What the fuck is wrong with you! But just to warn other people about you guy what do you call yourselves?
Man: the aristocrats







Talent agent: you know I might actually like to see that.

and if i get ban for that which i dont know if i will or not it will be damn well worth it so ha

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

that was hot up untill the fecal matter and blood...


take that away and it's still hot...

[slipknotpsycho]

A man walks into a talent agent and says he has a brand new act that involves his whole family.
Talent agent: so what is this act you have?
Man: well first me and my wife go out on stage. And I bend her over and just start fucking her in the ass as hard as I can. And after about a minute of that I just start punching her in the face as I fuck her. Then I pull out and she lies on the ground and now my son comes out and he squats over his mouth and takes a massive shit in her mouth. So while that is going on my daughter comes out. Sheâ??s a real nice 9 years old. And I start mouth fucking her and my son gets her from behind. Now are trained dog comes out whom like one of those wiener dogs. So my wife picks him up and takes him and starts using him like a dildo. so me and my son are fucking my daughter and my wife has the dog in her cunt while she bleeding from the face from the punching and chewing on some shit and now grandpa comes out and starts fucking my son in the ass who is now busting a fucking load all over the dog. And my wife puts on a strap on and starts fucking are daughter in the as so hard she just starts shiting blood and shit and it a brown red mess. And now we grandpa goes and get grandma out and we all just start jerking off one her and my daughter shits on her chest and my wife gives her a golden shower. And now here is the thing grandma is dead.
Talent agent: O MY GOD! What the fuck is wrong with you! But just to warn other people about you guy what do you call yourselves?
Man: the aristocrats







Talent agent: you know I might actually like to see that.

and if i get ban for that which i dont know if i will or not it will be damn well worth it so ha

um...well.... hmm... i don't really know what to say..

Click here. I think you need this more than me. (http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/ppc/prof_search.php?iorb=4764)

[slipknotpsycho]

that was hot up untill the fecal matter and blood...


take that away and it's still hot...


Click here. I think you need this more than me. (http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/ppc/prof_search.php?iorb=4764)

[Guinevere]

Nice replies............
I"m in bizzaro land now playing tiddilie winks & knawing on a ham hock.
Why did I just post this?????

[pogmoasal1]

you all need to rent the aristocrats....
it just the a joke that comedians tell to each other. it isent funny but its fun to tell.

all you need to know is a few words
"a amn walks into a talent agent..."
and "the aristocrats"
you get to say what ever you want for the rest

[slipknotpsycho]

stand up comedians? o.0

~opens ares~

i love stand up comedies...
geroge carlin
pablo fransisco
eddie izzard
dave chapelle
those men are god....

[LISTEN2KMK]

dave chapelle is my all time favorite man. dane cook and carlos mencia and mitch hedburg(r.i.p )

[pogmoasal1]

it all stand up comedians there is 100 i think of them. old, young, famous, not famous, prop comics (like carrot top man i hate him.) dude ever one is in it robin williams, geroge carlin, and muther fucken bob saget.

[T M]

I heard Carlin is running for President.

[pogmoasal1]

if carlin ran for president and one i think every religious person would take it as the end of the world and kill themselves...

[slipknotpsycho]

I heard Carlin is running for President.
i'd register just to vote for him...

[d00d989]

pogmoasa was that joke the one that bob saget told?

i havent seen the aristocrats but i heard that the one bob saget told was unbelievably sick

[pogmoasal1]

hahaha you have no idea what his was like. he dident even get to finish the joke but it was soo good

and i have no clue why he was like a father figure on tv
for one of his freinds that is a female comedian he bought extra slim tampons for and told her to leave them next to her bed so guys would htink shes really tight.
i thought of that in class today and it made me have a big stupid grin on my face

[JustSayNo]

outdoors

or

whilst someone is watching!

[pogmoasal1]

outdoors

or

whilst someone is watching!

i saw that and was like man what the fuck is this person talking about...
then i rememberd how this started out

[JustSayNo]

ye, the thread is way off topic at this point

[Fengzi]

outdoors

or

whilst someone is watching!

been there, done that, at the same time too:p

[T M]

Fetish Threads and posting your neihbor from behind?.

Get the member a greassy Jackazine subscription?

[BizzleLuvin]

too embarrassed to state my deepest fetishes. otherwise, im into the BDSM category

[mont974x4]

I'd probably vote for Carlin. lol


fetishes? 2 women at once

[notrightquite]

too embarrassed to state my deepest fetishes. otherwise, im into the BDSM category

Aww, c'mon! So am I! I really doubt you've got the most embarassing here, so just let it out! This isn't really a place you'll be judged for them.

[pogmoasal1]

who would want 2 ladys at the same time
i mean then i would have to wake up to 2 disapointed ladys

[tokinggreg]

too embarrassed to state my deepest fetishes. otherwise, im into the BDSM category

Honesty :thumbsup:
BDSM fetishes are very common, but many people just fail to ever mention them because they are so ashamed of having perverse thoughts.

[sweetnhighz]

any man that plays football, i mean omg i have yet to see an ugly running back!!!!!! kellen winslow is.....dr00Ls

[AcidFreak]

Stomachs. There are few things sexier than a perfectly toned and shaped stomach in my mind. Especially if coupled with amazing breasts. :)

[notrightquite]

Stomachs. There are few things sexier than a perfectly toned and shaped stomach in my mind. Especially if coupled with amazing breasts. :)

I agree.

[kizazz83]

i'd register just to vote for him...
partyguy says same thing. me too for that matter. lol. partyguy doesnt want to vote anyways but for carlin he would register and actually vote.

[kizazz83]

hey sry for the double post but out of curiousity what the fuck is bdsm? oh and as for the fetish thing nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a nice ass is good too.
partyguy says his fetishes are ass and asian. seeing as how i am not asian i will be kicking his ass later. peace.

[notrightquite]

hey sry for the double post but out of curiousity what the fuck is bdsm? oh and as for the fetish thing nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a nice ass is good too.
partyguy says his fetishes are ass and asian. seeing as how i am not asian i will be kicking his ass later. peace.

Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism.

[WhiskeyGirl]

AS in something you crave?
hum..........
I'de say Sex with my guy N exercise

[Nikita123]

I'd have to go with the " Plate Job" as my fetish.:dance:

[SocksThaClown]

...yeah i have a sock fetish hence my nickname:dance:

[Jeff Spicoli]

hot fat sexy old hairy bear's barebacking me with a reach around