my love for pizza hut has just been demolished ; ;

[slipknotpsycho]

well i was sitting here, then i hear that stupid commercial for the cheesey bites.. except this time there was actually a person singing (usually it was just showing the pizza with the stupid song) the fuckin stupid whore-bitch jessica simpson was the one walking down the run way -.- now i can't eat pizza cuz i'm scared the crust would be made with her yeast infection...

[dopesmoker]

yah that commercial was pretty bad.

[pogmoasal1]

well i was sitting here, then i hear that stupid commercial for the cheesey bites.. except this time there was actually a person singing (usually it was just showing the pizza with the stupid song) the fuckin stupid whore-bitch jessica simpson was the one walking down the run way -.- now i can't eat pizza cuz i'm scared the crust would be made with her yeast infection...

oh come on you whant to play with those boobies as much as any one dose.

[slipknotpsycho]

no i don't...
brittney spears
jenifer lopez
sarah michelle gellar
jessica simpson
paris hilton

those are just some of the "famous" people i wouldn't touch with a diseased 10 titanium-alloy foot pole... -.- they might kill the diseases on the pole and then melt it... and if they can kill diseases and melt titanium-alloy imagine what they'd do to your dick.

[cokekilla]

ow that sucks man, cause pizza hut is the best!

[tokinggreg]

no i don't...
brittney spears
jenifer lopez
sarah michelle gellar
jessica simpson
paris hilton

those are just some of the "famous" people i wouldn't touch with a diseased 10 titanium-alloy foot pole... -.- they might kill the diseases on the pole and then melt it... and if they can kill diseases and melt titanium-alloy imagine what they'd do to your dick.


Um... please list the girls you DO find attractive, cause it seems like you have really bad taste in women OR you have super high standards, in which case Jessica Alba and Carmella DeCesare are definitely on your list. I'm just curious to see which one is the case.

And Pizza Hut is nothing special anyways. So in response to the original thread, I'm glad you've been able to fight that terrible addiction to high-calorie pizza hut.

[STDzRus]

Pizza Hut is infested.

IT'S NOT DELIVER IT'S DIGIORNO!

[MRP]

dude i smash all those bitches even if they had aids , id fuck jessica on top of the general lee then eat some chessy bites.. anyway britany spears is a whore but jessica come on man , but the point is how the fuck are you supposed to eat the pizza once the bites are gone i mean no crust right.

[slipknotpsycho]

Um... please list the girls you DO find attractive, cause it seems like you have really bad taste in women OR you have super high standards, in which case Jessica Alba and Carmella DeCesare are definitely on your list. I'm just curious to see which one is the case.

And Pizza Hut is nothing special anyways. So in response to the original thread, I'm glad you've been able to fight that terrible addiction to high-calorie pizza hut.
actually, i dont' get pizza very much, i've had it all of 3 times last year, none this year so far... as for girls, i can't find someone attractive that is a total skeez, first, i like to have something left to the mind, if you're showing it to everyone, what benefits do i get? everyone else is seeing all i'll see if i were to fuck you, the only thing i'd get that everyone else doesn't is probably a dripping dick, 2nd refer back to the end of the first reason... i don't need no diseases... third, from what i've heard of them talking (movie interviews, awards and so on) they're all airheaded and extremely shallow.. especially simpson, spears and hilton... 4th is kind of similar to 3rd... they have no personality... as a further note, if i were of to had a kid with britney i'd slap her, cuz she was driving while holding her infant son in her lap in the front seat... more so, these are the types of girls that seem to use their beauty to manipulate people to get what they want... which can be anything from showing huge clevege to a cop to avoid a ticket, to making some old rich guy think they are attracted to them only to get money out of them...

in short i dont' want no skeezy-hoe.

[MRP]

heres the thing i dont want a relationship with them i just wanna wear them out and then leave.

[LightGreen]

id fuck all of em pussy is pussy

[slipknotpsycho]

id fuck all of em pussy is pussy
what about pussy that leaves you with drips and/or grows teeth and bites your dick off... if there ever was to be a mutated pussy that did... those would be the first canidates...

[so out of it]

^
you are a complete fag

[slipknotpsycho]

woo good one *cough cough 3rd grader cough*

i would like to mention to you, the superior homosexual detection agency.. that i am married with a kid that both me and my wife produced (so you can't say me and my "husband" adopted)

also, to anyone giving negative feedback to my post, i would also like to mention, that i'm sorry i don't jump at the first thing my dick pops up at... before i am to have any sexual relation with anyone (before i was married of course) a girl must have certain qualities, some of which include (but are not limited to); a personality, the ability to be a normal productive human being (i.e. no self absorbed), having an hq higher then my shoe size, the ability to hold a relationship, even after the initial money flow increases (i.e. you can spend money on them, but they don't leave you as soon as you stop buying them everything), the ability to understand the world does not revolve around them, and the utmost important one, not a total fucking hoe... first, i don't want disease (as i've mentioned) second, i don't want to be with some hoe and have her run off as soon she finds someone more attractive (and possibly has more money) comes along.

as for the post i know is about to come up

pussy is pussy, no no one said you had to be in a relationship with them ect. ect. ect.

yea, you go ahead and fuck some chick you just met, have an unfulfilling sex filled life, and me and my wife (and the rest of my family) will come and see your lonely ass in the AIDS foundation institute... you'll be in the ground 30 or so years before me, and i only gave myself a lifespan of 40-60 (i did some calculations one boring night, basing it on body detoriation, inheritable diseases/sickness that run in my family and so on)

[MasterBaker]

dont worry mate, britney spears, jessica simpson, and j-lo dont wanna have sex with you neither. :dance:

[God v2.0]

dont worry mate, britney spears, jessica simpson, and j-lo dont wanna have sex with you neither. :dance:


mmmi actually laughed at that one,

it seems like girls dont wanna sleep with me because most of them end up paralysed from the waste down for a few days after.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

woo good one *cough cough 3rd grader cough*

AY! NO STEALING MY LITTLE MANNERISMS!

[pixel]

where do you get the idea that jessica simpson is diseased? or that ANY of them are diseased? you're just assuming that blindly, which is pretty retarded, and second, jessica simpson (supposedly but i don't doubt it) saved herself until marriage which means she has only slept with 1 guy... so i would kind of go easy on the disease factor because it's probably not true at all.

[slipknotpsycho]

where do you get the idea that jessica simpson is diseased? or that ANY of them are diseased? you're just assuming that blindly, which is pretty retarded, and second, jessica simpson (supposedly but i don't doubt it) saved herself until marriage which means she has only slept with 1 guy... so i would kind of go easy on the disease factor because it's probably not true at all.
just because she or the media said it, doesn't make it so... as for the diseases... that's not exactly meant the way it sounds, anyone i say is skeezy i say has diseases, not because i actually think they do, but because i wouldn't be suprised if i found out they did... however, the rest of my post still stands..

[t3chyo]

This whole thread is funny

[CocaCola]

most of these idiots don't know who else they'd like to bang, other then celebs. Brainwashed... "Oooo, you musy have BAAD taste in women if you don't like Paris Hilton"!

SHE IS A FUGLY BITCH. They are all bitchy...

[slipknotpsycho]

most of these idiots don't know who else they'd like to bang, other then celebs. Brainwashed... "Oooo, you musy have BAAD taste in women if you don't like Paris Hilton"!

SHE IS A FUGLY BITCH. They are all bitchy...
~claps~ thank you! finally someone that wants more than a bitch that everyone else wants based on looks/fame

[slipknotpsycho]

btw, Meshuggah is bad ass...

[Smokes]

I would fuck the shit outa Jessica Simpson but none of the other bitches mentioned

[CocaCola]

~claps~ thank you! finally someone that wants more than a bitch that everyone else wants based on looks/fame

People have no idea how much TV effects their minds and lives... and how much it clouds them. If you could only explain to them how it works so that they could watch TV and laugh at how every moment there is something utterly ludicrous playing on the idiot box... although, one would probably not want to watch TV as much afterwards though. All the mixed messages... Burger King doesn't sell bugers anymore they sell SANDWICHES (It takes at least what..? 18% beef, at least, to call it a burger?) and the Juicy Fruit fruit has to take two peices to satisfy himself in the new commercial. What commerical is it that has "Surrender" repeated throughout? It's that drink... anyways, yeah.
"CAN'T GET YOUR KIDS TO LEAVE HOME STOP COOKING WITH CHEESE!"

[LISTEN2KMK]

damn slip. i would eat cheezy bites outta jessicas fuckin butthole...but eh who am i to bash ur opinion, more power to ya man!

[CocaCola]

TV has the potential to be a huge mind-control device, and I think much of it is. It pacifies us, keeps us asleep, and tells us how to be, act, and think. I don't think I could ever sit down and watch it while tripping, because being faced with the sad reality of our society and how far we've fallen would be too much to a tripping mind.

[slipknotpsycho]

TV has the potential to be a huge mind-control device, and I think much of it is. It pacifies us, keeps us asleep, and tells us how to be, act, and think. I don't think I could ever sit down and watch it while tripping, because being faced with the sad reality of our society and how far we've fallen would be too much to a tripping mind.
you think like me... almost exactly... i don't really watch much tv... if i'm watching tv, it's either cuz i'm trying to go to bed and i need something to help me fall into that "bored go to sleep" state, stand up comedy (which i love, cuz of how much it talks about real life, and points out all the flaws in life) or some show that has nothing to do with real life (supernatural for example) or even rosanne, that shows how life REALLY is, as opposed to being some bullshit happy family that nothing ever reeally goes wrong (if you're watching tv, and one of the main problems that's some huge episode is based on some 16 year old having sex then, you're watchign somethign that is far from reality) i also, for the most part hate commercials (the fueds between major compaines whether it be insurance, or cable-satalite tv or whatever) i actually in a way despise tv all together... sure it was a great idea in the begining.. but now it's just become a brain-washing instrument... that tells people what's attractive, whats in trend, what to think of others (i seriously don't understand how anyone on here can watch tv, see those "TRUTH" commercials and not want to vomit before never watchign tv again) and how to judge people...

i forgot to add, the only show i watch religiously is the news... if i have the option i will watch morning, evening and nightly news...

[Microsoft Certified]

nah the pizza is to dry kinda dull fuck that shit./. ill have sex with jes!!!

[LISTEN2KMK]

fuck TRUTH if people wanna smoke leave them the fuck alone

[Brennan]

I was gonna say something but after all that mind numbing reading I forgot what it was. On a lighter note find me a guy who wouldn't fuck Jessica Alba and I'll show you a gay man.

[Jeff Spicoli]

TV is not a mind control device, it's there for our fucking entertainment.
and slipknot, if you wouldn't fuck the shit out of Jessica Simpson, then you are either a faggot(homosexual male) or a liar. don't mind me tho, im just another conformist controlled by the media.

[MasterBaker]

LoL I'm sick of all this macho bull shit "If you don't want to have sex with Jessica Simpson you're a fag!!!"
I think all Slip is saying is he digs a girl that offers more than just a pretty face/body. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Personally who cares really, debating about if you would have sex with Jessica Simpson, like you'd get the chance anyway.
I will say Jessica Alba is perfect however:D

[Jeff Spicoli]

it's not macho bullshit, it's what defines a straight male and a homosexual male. wasn't debating, just stating the obvious.

[slipknotpsycho]

TV is not a mind control device, it's there for our fucking entertainment.
and slipknot, if you wouldn't fuck the shit out of Jessica Simpson, then you are either a faggot(homosexual male) or a liar. don't mind me tho, im just another conformist controlled by the media.
you truely are an idiot... that's like saying "show me a man who won't eat bacon, and i'll show you a woman trying to impersonate a man" you base everyting on stero-type... just because YOU (and even maybe most) like whatever.. doesn't mean all men have to or they're not men....i'm not gay, nor am i lying when i say i woulnd't fuck her.. but i'm not like most guys you know... well probably atleast... i know how to keep my dick in my pants

[CocaCola]

He is a culture idiot. He'll base everything on a stereotype unknowingly.

[sdffa11]

the best commercials are the oness the average consumer remembers...no matter how bad they think or perceive the commercial to be.

[pixel]

okay first of all paris hilton is an ugly fuck, but people aren't brainwashed for saying they are attracted to her.. that's the dumbest thing i've heard all week

it's like music, one person may love country and another may love rap. the one who loves country isn't brainwashed because he likes that, and the same with the one who likes rap.

i don't undrstand how someone can be brainwashed by the media if they find themselves attracted to paris hilton or whoever...

as for you saying 'if you don't want to fuck this girl you are gay' : you are a fucking idiot. nothing else really needs to be said, slip already covered what i would type.

[slipknotpsycho]

i say brainwashed... because alot of people seem to listen to the tv religiously.. i mean... i can say something.. and i've actually had someone (more than once) say "that's not what so-and-so commercial said!" i actually wanted to slap them, then tell them almost all commercials these days aren't worried about 100% factual statements, they're more concerned with wanna-be comedy, catchy songs, and convincing you their arch rival company is bad for whatever reason, whether it be the prices inolved or it be the service offered... when i say brainwashed, i don't mean like a zombie that does everything the tv tells them to... i mena more along the lines that media teaches what is pretty, and what is ugly.. who needs to lose weight, what kind of foods you need to eat to be healthy, what normal is (as in, all the prescribed medication ads that tell you, you need this medication, because the problem it fixes which you just happen to have isn't normal, to some point they're right sometimes... but god, some are ridiculous) and the list goes on and on... seems to me now, more people make up their mind based on what the tv said, as opposed to actualy doing their own research, or how they feel on the subject that's what i mean when i say brainwashed...

[Jeff Spicoli]

yep, I am a culture idiot, and you are just a plain idiot.
So you people are telling me that if you ever had the chance to shag Jessica Simpson, you wouldn't? that's a LIE. you would be on her quicker than fly's on fresh steamy shit.

[slipknotpsycho]

yep, I am a culture idiot, and you are just a plain idiot.
So you people are telling me that if you ever had the chance to shag Jessica Simpson, you wouldn't? that's a LIE. you would be on her quicker than fly's on fresh steamy shit.
why the fuck do you think just because you're a horny bastard that wants to fuck everythign that i would? what if someone were to say "so you're telling me if you had the chance to shag rosanne while on her period on the toilet taking a shit you wouldn't? that's a LIE" ....

[Jeff Spicoli]

im not a horny bastard at all.. no idea where you got that from, im just saying if you had the chance, you would make sweet love to her.
there is a difference between a beautiful hot young blonde and an middle age unattractive(to me, and just because I find her unattractive, doesn't mean that I don't think she's a nice person) lady on her period on the toilet taking a shit. Now you are just being silly.

[pixel]

i say brainwashed... because alot of people seem to listen to the tv religiously.. i mean... i can say something.. and i've actually had someone (more than once) say "that's not what so-and-so commercial said!" i actually wanted to slap them, then tell them almost all commercials these days aren't worried about 100% factual statements, they're more concerned with wanna-be comedy, catchy songs, and convincing you their arch rival company is bad for whatever reason, whether it be the prices inolved or it be the service offered... when i say brainwashed, i don't mean like a zombie that does everything the tv tells them to... i mena more along the lines that media teaches what is pretty, and what is ugly.. who needs to lose weight, what kind of foods you need to eat to be healthy, what normal is (as in, all the prescribed medication ads that tell you, you need this medication, because the problem it fixes which you just happen to have isn't normal, to some point they're right sometimes... but god, some are ridiculous) and the list goes on and on... seems to me now, more people make up their mind based on what the tv said, as opposed to actualy doing their own research, or how they feel on the subject that's what i mean when i say brainwashed...


ahhhh i understand :) you bring up a very good point then. i agree with you completely then.

[CocaCola]

Slip and I are like this \/

Seriously, spread the word SLIP! Cause no one will understand otherwise.
And IMO, Jessica Simpson is uglier then... jeez, I can't even think of anything. But that isn't even the point... I'd bet good money that she is such a bitch. Why would you want to fuck something like that?

[Jeff Spicoli]

why wouldn't you want to fuck something that sexy?

[CocaCola]

She is the opposite of sexy. She is a bitch and she's not very good looking and appearntly she is fucking dumb as a block of shit, so sorry if I don't want to fuck that cunt.

[slipknotpsycho]

She is the opposite of sexy. She is a bitch and she's not very good looking and appearntly she is fucking dumb as a block of shit, so sorry if I don't want to fuck that cunt.
i don't think this dude's mind goes past sex. i think his brain is too small to register that there are tons better things in a woman then just looks.

for me...
compatability/personality > sexyness
for him...
sex > not sex

don't get me wrong, i have standards... but i'm not going to date some "10" that doesn't know anything realisitic (i.e. only things she knows about is beauty related stuff and fashion and so on) just because the woman with a brain that she chooses to use is maybe 1 notch less.. if i were to put jessica on a personality/compatability scale.. she'd rate a 1, 2 at most... so you put that to her "perfect 10" looks, and she's about a 5, maybe 6...

[CocaCola]

Plus, she is a celeb... like not that there is not any smart good looking non-bitchy celebs but you'll never get to have any sort of relationship, sex or no sex, with any of them... go for the REAL people, Spicoli! Too much vacant space in your brain, too many brain cells destroyed? "Nawww, dude, it's..." STFU, I don't want to hear it!

[LISTEN2KMK]

dont matter cuz i tried that pizza today and it is fukin disgusting