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Ganj
02-10-2006, 04:33 PM
quote me, bitches.

cannabis.com has the sincere privilege of having the world's most (future) revolutionary psychologist amongst it's midst.

thank you, to all...my doctors.

beachguy in thongs
02-10-2006, 04:46 PM
This is why you do a "Brain Damage" thread on a different day.

Ganj
02-10-2006, 04:53 PM
you don't get me. i have like a thousand revelations per week, man. dramatic, uh? it's ironic, too.

beachguy in thongs
02-10-2006, 05:04 PM
It doesn't matter if you have, like, three thousand revelations/week, the brain damage thread went no where.

Ganj
02-10-2006, 05:07 PM
It doesn't matter if you have, like, three thousand revelations/week, the brain damage thread went no where.

sheeit. shows what you know.

beachguy in thongs
02-10-2006, 05:08 PM
What do you think I know?

STDzRus
02-10-2006, 05:13 PM
What DO you know?

Ganj
02-10-2006, 05:13 PM
What do you think I know?

that's irrelevant. what's at hand here is what i know you don't know.

beachguy in thongs
02-10-2006, 05:19 PM
So, what's the problem, I know I don't know what you're talking about, because I didn't care to log it into my memory bank.

STDzRus
02-10-2006, 05:24 PM
So, what's the problem, I know I don't know what you're talking about, because I didn't care to log it into my memory bank.
Lemme guess, you got stoned and forgot that password!?:rasta:

fractur
02-10-2006, 05:28 PM
that's irrelevant. what's at hand here is what i know you don't know.

And that would be? Go ahead.. amaze us..

notrightquite
02-10-2006, 05:44 PM
I'd guess a lot of the members here are either psychologists or getting there ...

STDzRus
02-10-2006, 05:48 PM
# The science that deals with mental processes and behavior.
# The emotional and behavioral characteristics of an individual, group, or activity: the psychology of war.
# Subtle tactical action or argument used to manipulate or influence another: He used poor psychology on his employer when trying to make the point.
# Philosophy. The branch of metaphysics that studies the soul, the mind, and the relationship of life and mind to the functions of the body

robert42
02-10-2006, 06:34 PM
Lemme guess, you got stoned and forgot that password!?:rasta:

lmao

beachguy in thongs
02-10-2006, 08:13 PM
Lemme guess, you got stoned and forgot that password!?:rasta:
I forgot to leave the door open a crack, like I always do.

STDzRus
02-10-2006, 08:15 PM
I forgot to leave the door open a crack, like I always do.

So you locked yourself out of your own mind process..oh dear..luckily you have internet to replace that.

justinsane
02-10-2006, 08:19 PM
this is the strangest life ive ever lived...

Ganj
02-11-2006, 11:26 AM
I'd guess a lot of the members here are either psychologists or getting there ...

word.

Az.
02-11-2006, 11:34 AM
I'd guess a lot of the members here are either psychologists or getting there ...

yea im getting there....I love it!

Psychology is a very popular subject now...its weird.

Ganj
02-12-2006, 06:34 AM
yea im getting there....I love it!

Psychology is a very popular subject now...its weird.

i had no clue. psychology has been a popular field for ages. it's insight to the human-mind, everyone should be interested. afterall, that's our main goal in life right? understanding ourselves and one another.

it's a toss-up.

i love earth--it's cultures, wildlife, people. i wouldn't be surprised if i jumped to some other life-science.

Az.
02-12-2006, 02:37 PM
i had no clue. psychology has been a popular field for ages. it's insight to the human-mind, everyone should be interested. afterall, that's our main goal in life right? understanding ourselves and one another.

it's a toss-up.

i love earth--it's cultures, wildlife, people. i wouldn't be surprised if i jumped to some other life-science.

Are you studying it, or are you just doing it off your own back?

Its only been around for the past 100 years.....or the study of it has. (created by a man called Wilhelm Wundt, who is claimed to have set up the first psychology lab in 1875.)

But yea i agree with what you said....it is pretty much the chance to understand how and why the mind and people work.

It's by far the best subject I have studied....by FAR!

:)

Ganj
02-12-2006, 02:51 PM
Are you studying it, or are you just doing it off your own back?

Its only been around for the past 100 years.....or the study of it has. (created by a man called Wilhelm Wundt, who is claimed to have set up the first psychology lab in 1875.)

But yea i agree with what you said....it is pretty much the chance to understand how and why the mind and people work.

It's by far the best subject I have studied....by FAR!

:)

I'm learning as much as I can while I'm not in school. This summer looks promising. I have the skills, the interest, but no motivation. Then again I just sit at home all day, and whose motivated in their own house? When I attend college I expect a complete turnaround. Give me some work and I'll do it, know what I'm saying?

Yeah, maybe the lab has only been around for a hundred years or so, but psychology could date as far back as Socrates, I'm sure it's further, but I can't recall the dates too well at the moment. Although they may have been consider philosophers--their philosophies were based around man and the mind, sense and perception, all kinds of great stuff! I picked up a book recently, appropriately titled, The History of Psychology by William S. Sahakian. I'm sure you'll dig it.

Az.
02-12-2006, 05:39 PM
I'm learning as much as I can while I'm not in school. This summer looks promising. I have the skills, the interest, but no motivation. Then again I just sit at home all day, and whose motivated in their own house? When I attend college I expect a complete turnaround. Give me some work and I'll do it, know what I'm saying?

Yeah, maybe the lab has only been around for a hundred years or so, but psychology could date as far back as Socrates, I'm sure it's further, but I can't recall the dates too well at the moment. Although they may have been consider philosophers--their philosophies were based around man and the mind, sense and perception, all kinds of great stuff! I picked up a book recently, appropriately titled, The History of Psychology by William S. Sahakian. I'm sure you'll dig it.

I know exactly what you mean dude, I am and did exactly the same.
I expected a complete turnaround when i started college...and I had one for a bit....probly about 6 months......then i got slack again and still am. Not in psychology i still really enjoy that, but in my other course im really quite slack.

I started reading some psychology books before I started college and instantly loved them, i just find it really interesting.

Yeah thats a good point about Socrates....although Psychology and Pshilosophy are very different subjects. Philosophy generally concerns itself with what are sometimes called 'the big questions'. For example: "What is the meaning of life? How did the world begin? Do I have a soul? Will my soul survive my death? What really exists? Could nothing have ever existed?" etc etc (wikipedia.com)
but yeah i guess that is where the roots of psychology came from.
I guess it kinda split up from Philosophy, Physics and Biology....
That book sounds pretty interesting....i might have to look into getting it :)

but yeah what are you planning on doing after you finished college? Uni?

Ganj
02-12-2006, 05:58 PM
There are a few fields I'm particularly interested in. Mainly counseling though. I'm leaning towards women's therapy, school counselor, and sports pyschology. What about yourself?

The school counseling is most intriguing to me. For a couple of reasons:

1. I want to help troubled children
2. It doesn't require a doctorate's degree (which I will aspire to when I get enough money for the extra time in school)

The veteran affairs will only pay for 45 months of schooling for me, which isn't long enough to get a doctorates. I want to get my masters and work for a few years and go back. Ultimately, I want to lease my own building out and open my own practice.

BobBong
02-12-2006, 06:00 PM
There are a few fields I'm particularly interested in. Mainly counseling though. I'm leaning towards women's therapy, school counselor, and sports pyschology. What about yourself?

The school counseling is most intriguing to me. For a couple of reasons:

1. I want to help troubled children
2. It doesn't require a doctorate's degree (which I will aspire to when I get enough money for the extra time in school)

The veteran affairs will only pay for 45 months of schooling for me, which isn't long enough to get a doctorates. I want to get my masters and work for a few years and go back. Ultimately, I want to lease my own building out and open my own practice.

So how does this make you a good psychologist?

Ganj
02-12-2006, 06:03 PM
So how does this make you a good psychologist?

We have to be patient.

BobBong
02-12-2006, 06:08 PM
if you're gonna give up, atleast give up in style and become homeless. it's the second most selfish way to go...next to suicide.

Yea...i don't have to wait for shit..because you'd make a horrible psychologist.. and it's obvious.
You're to young, probably far to baised to hold a degree in psychology.
Shame really... that you have to not just blow your own horn.. but throw a parade for yourself by making a board...

I'll get my therapy elsewhere.. and with advice like that.. I'd advise others to do the same

Ganj
02-12-2006, 06:10 PM
Yea...i don't have to wait for shit..because you'd make a horrible psychologist.. and it's obvious.
You're to young, probably far to baised to hold a degree in psychology.
Shame really... that you have to not just blow your own horn.. but throw a parade for yourself by making a board...

I'll get my therapy elsewhere.. and with advice like that.. I'd advise others to do the same

Clearly you missed the whole point of that post. I appreciate the criticism though. I'll continue to blow my own horn, no one else does it.

robert42
02-12-2006, 06:12 PM
Clearly you missed the whole point of that post. I appreciate the criticism though. I'll continue to blow my own horn, no one else does it.

*Blows Horn*

Smiles

Then realises u got rid of the "nigger im robert42" quote.

DISSAPOINTED

U COULDA MADE IT.:o

Ganj
02-12-2006, 06:31 PM
*Blows Horn*

Smiles

Then realises u got rid of the "nigger im robert42" quote.

DISSAPOINTED

U COULDA MADE IT.:o

I didn't even realize that. I'll fix it.

Az.
02-12-2006, 07:32 PM
Well I would really like to study Educational Psychology....

Ive been doing voluntear work at a primary school for the past year and I discovered I love working with kids (generally 6-12 year olds)

So yeah Educational Psychology is what I want to end up doing....

I've recently thought about moving to Australia to get my degree, I was born there so ill have no trouble getting over there....but I have no idea about their education system.....so I need to look into that a bit more before I start to plan for the next few years.

Ive also been looking into taking this PCGE (Ithink thats the initials!) thing, that is an extra year at the end of uni which allows you to teach....again I dont know very much about this at the moment, but I thought if I get bored of doing the same job all my life it will give me the ability to become a teacher at a later point.....

so yea thats my plans as they are at the moment :).....LOL....

I am also finishing the current course in may so im going to take another year out and save up some cash so I can atleast support myself when I first get there.....and wont have to take a loan straight away.....you know....lol :)

robert42
02-13-2006, 02:17 PM
I didn't even realize that. I'll fix it.

you seem wiser already :D :D :p

Ganj
02-13-2006, 02:21 PM
you seem wiser already :D :D :p

*puts down horn*

FeastonThisSHITT
02-13-2006, 02:34 PM
It's still there though Ganj lol. The quote I mean.

I read up on psychology myself. I actualy read up on a mixture of psychology and hypnosis. I'm learning practical psychological and hypnotherapeutic tricks on people, it's kind of fun. just simple stuff at the moment like watching facial expressions and hand signals, of people and mirror them, but not in an obvious way as so they notice and get offended. Just subtley mimic what they are doing, and try to mimic how you believe they are feeling. When you do this it is supposed to make it 45% easier to manipulate the person because of something that is supposed to be happening at the subconscious level.

There are hundreds of tricks I'm trying to learn at the moment, no not from the internet rip-off sites. From a real psychologist/hypnotherapist.

You know how the hypnotherapists always say that you can't make someone do whatever you want if it crosses the persons morals or if the person doesn't want to do something they won't? There are loopholes to that, and in fact you can get anyone under hypnosis to do ANYTHING you want by wording your sugestions diferently.

Example, you tell someone under hypnosis to take a wallet and take the money out of it and steal it. The person (if they don't like stealing) will say no, I shouldn't. The morals kick in. But what you CAN do to get them to do it is reword the suggestion as follows "that object is actualy an envelope with money in it for you from your friend. Take the money out of it." They will do it no problem.


With the proper wording you can completely manipulate someone under the spell.

D.Boone
02-13-2006, 02:42 PM
no psycologist here just 100% RastaMon! :rasta:

Ganj
02-13-2006, 02:47 PM
It's still there though Ganj lol. The quote I mean.

I read up on psychology myself. I actualy read up on a mixture of psychology and hypnosis. I'm learning practical psychological and hypnotherapeutic tricks on people, it's kind of fun. just simple stuff at the moment like watching facial expressions and hand signals, of people and mirror them, but not in an obvious way as so they notice and get offended. Just subtley mimic what they are doing, and try to mimic how you believe they are feeling. When you do this it is supposed to make it 45% easier to manipulate the person because of something that is supposed to be happening at the subconscious level.

There are hundreds of tricks I'm trying to learn at the moment, no not from the internet rip-off sites. From a real psychologist/hypnotherapist.

You know how the hypnotherapists always say that you can't make someone do whatever you want if it crosses the persons morals or if the person doesn't want to do something they won't? There are loopholes to that, and in fact you can get anyone under hypnosis to do ANYTHING you want by wording your sugestions diferently.

Example, you tell someone under hypnosis to take a wallet and take the money out of it and steal it. The person (if they don't like stealing) will say no, I shouldn't. The morals kick in. But what you CAN do to get them to do it is reword the suggestion as follows "that object is actualy an envelope with money in it for you from your friend. Take the money out of it." They will do it no problem.


With the proper wording you can completely manipulate someone under the spell.

That's cool as hell. You got any internet references? I know you said you're speaking with a psychologist, but maybe you've done some research on your lonesome? Hit me up with something. Later, bro.

CrAzYpOtHeAd
02-13-2006, 03:14 PM
quote me, bitches.

cannabis.com has the sincere privilege of having the world's most (future) revolutionary psychologist amongst it's midst.

thank you, to all...my doctors.

Stfu and go make me a sandwich! :D

Ganj
02-13-2006, 03:38 PM
Stfu and go make me a sandwich! :D

Nigga please! Nigga please!

fractur
02-13-2006, 07:49 PM
.. probably far to baised to hold a degree in psychology.


Are you implying that a biased person can't hold a degree in psychology? I've met a few rather intelligent people who have psychology degrees yet are, personally, far from being reasonable / unbiased.