Ammie
08-13-2004, 03:00 PM
TOP 10 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
who's walk is this anyway?
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny.
1. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! :D :D :D
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
who's walk is this anyway?
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny.
1. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! :D :D :D