daves19
02-09-2006, 07:14 PM
Must say i am proud of this one...Found this in a forum in quebec, they opened a contest...
CAROLINE RODGERS:
SHIT HAPPENS (ou la vie selon chaque religion):
* Taoism: Shit happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
* Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses May we have a moment of your time to show you some
of our shit?"
CAROLINE RODGERS:
SHIT HAPPENS (ou la vie selon chaque religion):
* Taoism: Shit happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
* Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses May we have a moment of your time to show you some
of our shit?"