BITCH!!!

[DataMatrix]

I used to have a friend and recently we had an argument over the stupidest thing, so she punched me over this reason. I thought nothing of it, and she wanted me to apologise before she would apologise to me (not for hitting me). Well she had my bong in her house and I was playing a game when she was talking on MSN Messenger saying:

"you want your bong back?"
"answer me"
"fine i'll go smash it"

I didn't know she was messaging me but when I closed my game I saw it and then I went the shop only to find pieces of thin glass that where as thin as my bong glass scattered outside my house.

THE FUCKING BITCH SMASHED IT.

Oh well, I get thats the price I pay for shagging the living daylight out of her :D.

[bedake]

I used to have a friend and recently we had an argument over the stupidest thing, so she punched me over this reason. I thought nothing of it, and she wanted me to apologise before she would apologise to me (not for hitting me). Well she had my bong in her house and I was playing a game when she was talking on MSN Messenger saying:

"you want your bong back?"
"answer me"
"fine i'll go smash it"

I didn't know she was messaging me but when I closed my game I saw it and then I went the shop only to find pieces of thin glass that where as thin as my bong glass scattered outside my house.

THE FUCKING BITCH SMASHED IT.

Oh well, I get thats the price I pay for shagging the living daylight out of her :D.



lol, dont smash hers 2 wrongs dont make a right and it will only make the friendship more fucked

[Ganj]

I used to have a friend and recently we had an argument over the stupidest thing, so she punched me over this reason. I thought nothing of it, and she wanted me to apologise before she would apologise to me (not for hitting me). Well she had my bong in her house and I was playing a game when she was talking on MSN Messenger saying:

"you want your bong back?"
"answer me"
"fine i'll go smash it"

I didn't know she was messaging me but when I closed my game I saw it and then I went the shop only to find pieces of thin glass that where as thin as my bong glass scattered outside my house.

THE FUCKING BITCH SMASHED IT.

Oh well, I get thats the price I pay for shagging the living daylight out of her :D.

you smashed her. she smashed your bong. you're even, now go kiss and make-up.

[thritysixty]

if that happened to me,

my picture would make the news, holding a sign in a jumpsuit.

[eddievanzant]

Kill her.

[beachguy in thongs]

It doesn't sound like she's too much of a friend. Either that, or she's a crackhead.

[Caruso329]

I hope she was good in bed.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

You should dickslap the fuck out of that girl, what a cunt.

[mrdevious]

I can't stand these stupid god-damn people who can't grasp the concept of your messenger being signed in, but you not being there. a couple years ago this stupid 17 year old kid, who I hated, kept trying to msn me. My messenger signs in automatically when I turn on the computer, and sometimes I'd come back to my computer to find 200 lines of

"Mike, you there?
hey dude talk to me!
come one quit ignoring me
I promise I'll go if you just say something
come on!
alright then fuck you!
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKER!!!
ok sorry
now could you just please respond?
come on, say SOMETHING!
I really will leave if you just say something!
what's your fuckin problem!?!?!?..........
................"

and so on and so on and so on and so on...................

[Canadabis]

I can't stand these stupid god-damn people who can't grasp the concept of your messenger being signed in, but you not being there. a couple years ago this stupid 17 year old kid, who I hated, kept trying to msn me. My messenger signs in automatically when I turn on the computer, and sometimes I'd come back to my computer to find 200 lines of

"Mike, you there?
hey dude talk to me!
come one quit ignoring me
I promise I'll go if you just say something
come on!
alright then fuck you!
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKER!!!
ok sorry
now could you just please respond?
come on, say SOMETHING!
I really will leave if you just say something!
what's your fuckin problem!?!?!?..........
................"

and so on and so on and so on and so on...................





.................................................. .................................................. ...............................Ever get that in person? :thumbsup:

[eddievanzant]

I should try that at school when a techer asks me a question (even though she already knows it).

[DataMatrix]

It doesn't sound like she's too much of a friend. Either that, or she's a crackhead.

She wasn't much of a friend, and she was a cocaine addict and an ecstasy head (both of which she took the night before).

Part of the story was we came home after going out and we couldn't pay the taxi so she ran in and started crying because she was going to steal off her mother. So I go up to my house pissed off since I have to lend money off my mother and she comes over to me to say she will pay me back, and I walk off putting two fingers up since I was annoyed (and drunk so my judgement was changed, I wouldn't have put two fingers up if I wasn't drunk). Then the next day I go to apologise and she punches me in the nose.

Pretty stupid reason eh?

[Nochowderforyou]

Oh well, I get thats the price I pay for shagging the living daylight out of her :D.

You must have done something pretty hairy to piss her off.

Peace.

[Reefer Rogue]

What a slapper (slap her)

[beachguy in thongs]

She wasn't much of a friend, and she was a cocaine addict and an ecstasy head (both of which she took the night before).

Part of the story was we came home after going out and we couldn't pay the taxi so she ran in and started crying because she was going to steal off her mother. So I go up to my house pissed off since I have to lend money off my mother and she comes over to me to say she will pay me back, and I walk off putting two fingers up since I was annoyed (and drunk so my judgement was changed, I wouldn't have put two fingers up if I wasn't drunk). Then the next day I go to apologise and she punches me in the nose.

Pretty stupid reason eh?
Girls with boxing gloves for hands don't strike me as being caress-able and kissable. And when you hang out with people, there's a pretty good chance that you'll pick up some of their tendencies, so it's a good thing you consider her as "not much of a friend".

She's gotta be sex-deprived, also.

[pabloescobar209]

It doesn't sound like she's too much of a friend. Either that, or she's a crackhead.
no, a crackhead would ahve sold the bong to buy cheesburgers to sell for crack

[Easy Roller]

Vengance ..You know the drill

[DataMatrix]

You must have done something pretty hairy to piss her off.

Peace.

No, we never had the argument the day after I shagged her.