Bitch!!!

[DataMatrix]

I used to have a friend and recently we had an argument over the stupidest thing, so she punched me over this reason. I thought nothing of it, and she wanted me to apologise before she would apologise to me (not for hitting me). Well she had my bong in her house and I was playing a game when she was talking on MSN Messenger saying:

"you want your bong back?"
"answer me"
"fine i'll go smash it"

I didn't know she was messaging me but when I closed my game I saw it and then I went the shop only to find pieces of thin glass that where as thin as my bong glass scattered outside my house.

THE FUCKING BITCH SMASHED IT.

Oh well, I get thats the price I pay for shagging the living daylight out of her :D.

[DataMatrix]

PS: Sorry this is in the wrong section, can you delete it please moderators/administrators.

[justinsane]

holy shit.. thats like.. almost too hardcore

are you sure you shouldnt slash her tires or anything?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I think, over that bong, you should be shagging her brainless on an hourly basis.

[s2headhunter]

yeah my thoughts to peng.....you need to st8 up rail the fuck outta her

[justinsane]

while i was reading this though, i thought of a good april fools joke. here it is.

find someone who has a nice, expensive glass piece.. get it into your possession.

go into another room or somthing and smash a glass or something and be like...

dude.. im SO sorry, but i accidentally dropped your piece/bong and it smashed.

the cleanup will be well worth it when he shits his pants.. then you both smoke a bowl!

april fools bitches!

[pixel]

damn thats a crazy bitch

[LISTEN2KMK]

Yeah next time yall fuck ream her the fuck OUT! right before you blow your shit i would pull out and stick it in her but real fast and cum inside her. And say you break my bong and i brake your hole!...BITCH! lol

[LISTEN2KMK]

oh yeah and piss in her butt cheeks!

[slipknotpsycho]

while i was reading this though, i thought of a good april fools joke. here it is.

find someone who has a nice, expensive glass piece.. get it into your possession.

go into another room or somthing and smash a glass or something and be like...

dude.. im SO sorry, but i accidentally dropped your piece/bong and it smashed.

the cleanup will be well worth it when he shits his pants.. then you both smoke a bowl!

april fools bitches!

don't forget the doctor's fees for when he punches you in the fuckin face over it :thumbsup:

[STDzRus]

*spam*

[imagoober]

first apologize, get her some alcohol smoke some bud then take some viagra, and fuck her until she passed the fuck out! then if your still hard, and are not satisfied have a go at her ass, after a week of not being able to sit down shell think twice about breaking sobe very sorry she broke your bong!