View Full Version : I just found out that my mom smokes weed
Vexxx
02-09-2006, 02:11 AM
It's kind of weird :(
I decided to be a snoop, and I looked under her bed. I found her bong, and I found a rather large bag of weed in her drawer, with about 30 empty baggies. Should I be happy, or sad?
GanjaBob
02-09-2006, 02:13 AM
well if she has a large bag of weed with a bunch of empty ones that means she might be dealing.
Vexxx
02-09-2006, 02:18 AM
It was a bunch of empty bags, as in she's used them and just hasnt thrown them away. I dont think she's dealing.
I think I know who her dealer is... Do you think I would be safe to break in their house while they're at work?
so out of it
02-09-2006, 02:19 AM
dude are you fucking kidding? i would fucking kill to not have gay ass conservative parents that threw me in fuckin rehab just for catching me smoking. you have been givin a gift my friend. enjoy
newbie1232
02-09-2006, 02:21 AM
dude are you fucking kidding? i would fucking kill to not have gay ass conservative parents that threw me in fuckin rehab just for catching me smoking. you have been givin a gift my friend. enjoy
Amen.
Chucky76
02-09-2006, 02:26 AM
dude are you fucking kidding? i would fucking kill to not have gay ass conservative parents that threw me in fuckin rehab just for catching me smoking. you have been givin a gift my friend. enjoy
word to that....
but about the breaking and entering...wtf?
Skink
02-09-2006, 02:27 AM
Yea whats with the B&E???? To grab the motherload of pot???
Escher
02-09-2006, 02:33 AM
my parents smoke... dont steal her weed... it's just not right
GanjaBob
02-09-2006, 02:37 AM
Wait whos house would u break into?
Jeff Spicoli
02-09-2006, 02:52 AM
dude are you fucking kidding? i would fucking kill to not have gay ass conservative parents that threw me in fuckin rehab just for catching me smoking. you have been givin a gift my friend. enjoy
I can already tell your a great kid
DataMatrix
02-09-2006, 02:52 AM
You wouldn't like someone to steal your weed, so treat other people with the same respect that you wish to be given.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
02-09-2006, 02:56 AM
Whose house are you talking about breaking in to, bro?
FieldofHerb22
02-09-2006, 03:16 AM
It's kind of weird :(
I decided to be a snoop, and I looked under her bed. I found her bong, and I found a rather large bag of weed in her drawer, with about 30 empty baggies. Should I be happy, or sad?
Confront her and smoke together. I smoke with my mom on occassion. You are a lucky one like myself.
s2headhunter
02-09-2006, 03:34 AM
yeah dude i would die if that happend to me i would be at home ALL the time chillin lol
Swizzy89304
02-09-2006, 03:37 AM
I think I know who her dealer is... Do you think I would be safe to break in their house while they're at work?
I immediately get the impression that this is some 12yr old, thinking theyre 'hard' because theyre contemplating breaking into someones house.
Yeah, go ahead. Hope you get your kneecaps shot out with his 9mm Beretta.
Schizferatu
02-09-2006, 05:07 AM
Hope you get your kneecaps shot out with his 9mm Beretta.
What the hell ?!? Make it a .45!
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
02-09-2006, 05:10 AM
Or a .50
sdffa11
02-09-2006, 05:30 AM
wtf is wrong with some of you people? if i ever found out my parents smoke weed, i would never ever smoke with them. i wouldnt even smoke in front of them. i cant even smoke cigarettes in front of my parents. thats just so disrespectful to them.
even though i smoke right now, when i have a kid, if he ever lit up a blunt in front of my face, it would be the end of it and i would literally have to kill him.
FieldofHerb22
02-09-2006, 05:34 AM
wtf is wrong with some of you people? if i ever found out my parents smoke weed, i would never ever smoke with them. i wouldnt even smoke in front of them. i cant even smoke cigarettes in front of my parents. thats just so disrespectful to them.
even though i smoke right now, when i have a kid, if he ever lit up a blunt in front of my face, it would be the end of it and i would literally have to kill him.
Why? Just because your parents are brainwashed by the goverment and can't accept weed? Your problem and ultimately their problem. Hopefully you don't have a son then. When I have a kid, I will allow them to blaze but not at a young age of course.
Jeff Spicoli
02-09-2006, 05:42 AM
"brainwashed by the government"... the best comeback stoners can come up with, lol
wait, so you are saying that you hope he doesn't have a son because he wouldn't want his child to smoke pot? hahaha hippy
CocaCola
02-09-2006, 05:46 AM
Stop being idiots.
rysk8er420
02-09-2006, 06:18 AM
It's kind of weird :(
I decided to be a snoop, and I looked under her bed. I found her bong, and I found a rather large bag of weed in her drawer, with about 30 empty baggies. Should I be happy, or sad?
I'd be happy as hell, my mom needs to chill out:rasta:
imagoober
02-09-2006, 07:07 AM
you are a very lucky person, dont go fucking it up buy breaking and entering! thichis WRONG! enjoy it shit, youll never have to worry about the hookups again!
wtf is wrong with some of you people? if i ever found out my parents smoke weed, i would never ever smoke with them. i wouldnt even smoke in front of them. i cant even smoke cigarettes in front of my parents. thats just so disrespectful to them.
even though i smoke right now, when i have a kid, if he ever lit up a blunt in front of my face, it would be the end of it and i would literally have to kill him.
sounds like you have problems! maybe you should go see a shrink! but dont say somethings wrong with us your the only one who is looking at this as a bad thing! disrespect come on!
It was a bunch of empty bags, as in she's used them and just hasnt thrown them away. I dont think she's dealing.
I think I know who her dealer is... Do you think I would be safe to break in their house while they're at work?
not until your positive that they're her dealer(s). there's no reason breaking into the wrong house, unless you're just a petty thief. as for your mother--be grateful. she'll be more understanding than most moms. she's obviously been keeping it from you for a reason, or maybe you just haven't been snooping around enough(perhaps it's good that you don't snoop, maybe the criminal life isn't for you). ask her to a toke--simple and cool. "yo, you wanna smoke a bowl?", it'll catch her off-guard and she'll have to oblige.
givmethadank
02-10-2006, 01:03 AM
shit just about everyone in my family smokes.... but im not allowed to smoke with them til i turn 18.... which i already broke that rule b/c my uncle let me and now its everyday....
FieldofHerb22
02-12-2006, 07:35 PM
"brainwashed by the government"... the best comeback stoners can come up with, lol
wait, so you are saying that you hope he doesn't have a son because he wouldn't want his child to smoke pot? hahaha hippy
It's true isn't it? Lies are spread. I am not a hippy. The truth hurts.
sdffa11
02-12-2006, 08:26 PM
Why? Just because your parents are brainwashed by the goverment and can't accept weed? Your problem and ultimately their problem. Hopefully you don't have a son then. When I have a kid, I will allow them to blaze but not at a young age of course.
somethings wrong with me? yea ok, because i wouldnt want my kid to smoke weed and get caught by the cops. i would rather have him have hie record clean. i wouldnt smoke in front of my parents because they are "brainwashed", stupid...i wouldnt do it just because its disrespectful. but obviously you must be a hippie because youre all "anti respect government, parents"
i just want to see the look on your face when a cop brings ur kid home for being busted with possession/distribution and you have to pay a $1000 fine. fucking hippies
hey hippies are cool , anyway you should be happy id be like i found your bag o weed so do you wanna smoke this hooter with me.
rollinKansas
02-15-2006, 11:34 PM
fieldofherb change ur fucking dipsplay or ill killur ass...jk i wouldnt find u ori would but seriously please change it.:cool:
rollinKansas
02-15-2006, 11:35 PM
AVATAR***
Kokujin X
02-15-2006, 11:53 PM
wtf!? I would just confront my parent if they were smokin weed, it's not that hard of a conclusion to come to. Don't be an idiot about it either, you got her red handed. I would suggest asking when she first started smoking, don't act all dissapointed in her otherwise she may lie, but if she started at like 16 then I would eventually tell her you do to. I may be wrong though, I don't know your mom and she might just be a big hypocrite.... but... she is a MOTHER! Naturally she would want to look out for you, so I would take that into consideration. If you do tell her, don't tell her now. Act as responsible as you can and get good grades and shit, then eventually drop the bomb. Only at the most opprotune moment though...
somethings wrong with me? yea ok, because i wouldnt want my kid to smoke weed and get caught by the cops. i would rather have him have hie record clean. i wouldnt smoke in front of my parents because they are "brainwashed", stupid...i wouldnt do it just because its disrespectful. but obviously you must be a hippie because youre all "anti respect government, parents"
i just want to see the look on your face when a cop brings ur kid home for being busted with possession/distribution and you have to pay a $1000 fine. fucking hippies
fuck you buddy. you're a disgrace to stoners. who the fuck are you to insult hippies? mother fucker. your contradicting yourself and i believe you are a little government bitch.
Euphoric
02-16-2006, 12:46 AM
wtf is wrong with some of you people? if i ever found out my parents smoke weed, i would never ever smoke with them. i wouldnt even smoke in front of them. i cant even smoke cigarettes in front of my parents. thats just so disrespectful to them.
even though i smoke right now, when i have a kid, if he ever lit up a blunt in front of my face, it would be the end of it and i would literally have to kill him.
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toothpaste100
02-16-2006, 02:12 AM
somethings wrong with me? yea ok, because i wouldnt want my kid to smoke weed and get caught by the cops. i would rather have him have hie record clean. i wouldnt smoke in front of my parents because they are "brainwashed", stupid...i wouldnt do it just because its disrespectful. but obviously you must be a hippie because youre all "anti respect government, parents"
i just want to see the look on your face when a cop brings ur kid home for being busted with possession/distribution and you have to pay a $1000 fine. fucking hippies
Your putting your own biased opinion on someone else's life, not everyone considers Marijuana use something to be ashamed of or "disrespectful (whatever that even means)". Which of course if you think using marijuana is disrespectful and something to be ashamed of, what are you doing on this forum?
Kokujin X
02-16-2006, 02:55 AM
Your putting your own biased opinion on someone else's life, not everyone considers Marijuana use something to be ashamed of or "disrespectful (whatever that even means)". Which of course if you think using marijuana is disrespectful and something to be ashamed of, what are you doing on this forum? I know some of you guys are angry at his... parental ways, but I got to say I do see the angle hes coming from. Keep in mind not everyone is as responsible as us of course. For example, after I found out the facts of marijuana, I disagree with the laws on them. Some kids are introduced to weed and never consider why they just break the law now. They have no principle behind their reason, and just may end up saying "screw the law" in almost every case. I for one respect the law, if there were no law it would be chaos. I don't like breaking it but I will for weed :thumbsup:
I think some people may fall into trouble when they think about shoplifting, for example, and reason they might as well if they can get away with it. Their respect for the law just drops, I mean they break it all the time smokin weed... I don't know if that was the best example but I hope you know what I mean.
Now, if weed is legal in the future then I don't see the criminal aspect being a problem...
Reefer Rogue
02-16-2006, 01:04 PM
It's kind of weird :(
I decided to be a snoop, and I looked under her bed. I found her bong, and I found a rather large bag of weed in her drawer, with about 30 empty baggies. Should I be happy, or sad?
Tis a sad day indeed. =_=
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SDFFA11 are you KIDDING me? That is the fuckin queerest thing i've eva heard. In what way is taht disrespectful 2 your parents? Seriously. How? Especially if they smoke. Just because of the fact u could get caught with it and them pay a fine. They are your fucking parents they will most probably just make you pay the fine....ffs
krauser
02-17-2006, 03:11 AM
This kid i watch is like 12 and his mom smokes. I havent seen her do it but ive found a few joint remnants and the kid says she does. Shes a nurse, so she must get the medical stuff :D
FieldofHerb22
03-01-2006, 06:47 PM
fieldofherb change ur fucking dipsplay or ill killur ass...jk i wouldnt find u ori would but seriously please change it.:cool:
Sorry can't do that. You patriotic fuck!
FieldofHerb22
03-01-2006, 06:49 PM
somethings wrong with me? yea ok, because i wouldnt want my kid to smoke weed and get caught by the cops. i would rather have him have hie record clean. i wouldnt smoke in front of my parents because they are "brainwashed", stupid...i wouldnt do it just because its disrespectful. but obviously you must be a hippie because youre all "anti respect government, parents"
i just want to see the look on your face when a cop brings ur kid home for being busted with possession/distribution and you have to pay a $1000 fine. fucking hippies
Who said anything about distribution? The government is fucking crooked.
holysmokin
03-01-2006, 08:27 PM
I first started smoking at 12 year's old with pot that I had lifted from my mom. Im 26 now and it wasnt until this year that I actually smoked with her. She has smoked for as long as I can remember, I learned that smell at a very young age. She has known that I have smoked for a long time it's just one of those thing's that we both do but never talked about. Just my opinion...peace
Mary Jane x3
03-02-2006, 12:24 AM
My mom smokes and has for ever i just never caught on till i started smokin
Id always find her little hitters and straightened paper clips laying around they house that were half black
Ive taken a pinch from my moms stash and for sure she knows her weed it was good shit
"I think I know who her dealer is... Do you think I would be safe to break in their house while they're at work?"
your an idiot to break into a dealers house
CoolWings
03-02-2006, 01:35 AM
Smoking with your parents is like the best thing ever. Every holiday with my two siblings, 23, 21 and me 19 and my mom are total pot fests... thanksgiving, potsgiving, christmas, potsmas
WeedMafia
03-03-2006, 06:29 AM
if your mom lets you borrow the bong on friday nites and bum's you a dub once in awhile you should be happy...if she's greedy with her stash you should be sad.
WeedMafia
imagoober
03-03-2006, 01:03 PM
somethings wrong with me? yea ok, because i wouldnt want my kid to smoke weed and get caught by the cops. i would rather have him have hie record clean. i wouldnt smoke in front of my parents because they are "brainwashed", stupid...i wouldnt do it just because its disrespectful. but obviously you must be a hippie because youre all "anti respect government, parents"
i just want to see the look on your face when a cop brings ur kid home for being busted with possession/distribution and you have to pay a $1000 fine. fucking hippies
STFU! were not talking about an elementry or middle school kid here! were talking about young adult that make there own decisions! and a real parent would tell them about responsibility and enjoying the herb carefully and not going out and slinging it! your just a asshole!
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