A Porn star works in my local supermarket!!

[HIGHRYDER]

I was in my local supermarket the other day and this anouncement comes over the PA.
"CHRIS CANNON TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK PLEASE, CHRIS CANNON"
I nearly broke my bollocks laughing in the cereal aisle. I didn't have the heart to to say it to any staff members cos the poor fucker would be ragged to death. It's not the actual Chris Cannon, I think he has better things to do then to boss around spotty schoolkids.:what: :clap: :clap:

[justinsane]

i dont know any pornstar names..

[davidmtml]

i dont know any pornstar names..

...especially male pornstar names.

[DirkZooDiggler]

...especially male pornstar names.

haha

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Did you give him a blowjob?

I'm just messing.

Uh, one day, maybe...*fantasy transition*

Hmm...zig zags...or Jokers??? Hmmm...

*P.A.* Will Tera Patrick please report to the Lingerie department?

...They called the Penguin there too, right? *clerk looks at him with puzzled face*

Yeah, I thought so. *waddles off to the lingerie department*

[Paige]

haha i can see that happening to you pen.. AND i can also see your girlfriend being turned on by your speakers ;)