i got me a dealer. sweet!!!! :D

[greennewbie]

hey, i just got a dealer. like, what do i say to him the first time? like do i call him and ask him about the grass on the phone, or do i call him and ask for an appointment? what do i do? i have no clue. haha that rhymes. lol. no seriously. help!!!

[LordRuffleMontgomery]

Never mention anything on the phone. Just call and ask if you can hang out, or something of that ilk. Also, try to spend about an hour there, just so things doen't look suspiscious.

[420purplehaze420]

dont say anything about anything on the phone just call him and say hey could i meet you somewhere in a bit or something like that if he alrady knows you want some herb, if its just a # someone gave you call and say who you are then just say im in need could i meet you somewhere?

happy weed buying

[s2headhunter]

yea just be like..hey are you the mailman?..do you have any of my mail?...can i meet you so i can pcik up the mail...ok stamp it up nice for me...HAHA

[greennewbie]

sweet. thx. y'all are awesome!!! :) thanks for the help. i love grass!!!!

[SomeGuy]

i always just call and ask if he has weed...then walk to his house.....

[pixel]

Well done.. now proceed to run his ass dry :)

[smoke ranger]

just say "hey, is it cool if I come by" and if he says yes, go there

[hempsmoker25]

its awesome to have a good connection, if he rips you off, tell him you know what he did, and dont go to him anymore

[fatweedsack]

green newbie are you a hot bitch?? you sound like one and i love getting high and fucking. do you?

[pixel]

here is a typical conversation between me and my dealer:

me - "yo sam whats up man"
him - "not much mark hows it goin"
me - "good, good, yo can i get an 1/8th"
him - "no problem, meet me at greenwood in like 20"
me - "alright see ya there"

we both drive down there, i pick it up and talk with him a bit (hes a good friend of mine) and then im off with a fat sack of weed and a nice warm home to go and smoke in

[Nochowderforyou]

Typical convo with my people is:

ME: Hey man
They: Hey, what's going on?
Me: Oh nothing much. Just relaxing. How about you?
They: Just kickin back
Me: Is it alright if I stop by for a bit?
They: Yup, you bet. I'll see you in awhile
Me: Bye
They: bye

A whole 45 seconds it takes :p I never mention any drugs on the phone. If I have to though, I say like "half ozzy" or a "full ozzy", or "the quarterly report"<-----think about it :)

Peace.

[audiocide]

I like to hunt for indian artifacts (mainly spears, arrowheads, effigees, and large pieces of pottery) and I go with my buddies every now and then. We can talk around that. Sometimes a friend might be in a situation with a girlfriend (or not, and we're just making up stuff to talk around).

If you have a system set up with friends, getting on the phone and saying off-the-wall shit gets their attention. If they can agree to respond like normal to it you can talk around anything as long as you're clear that it's an untruth.

I just recently called a good friend to try and get rid of 2lb's by talking about how he (a businessman with a wife and three kids) said he wanted two full-size speaker cabs and I knew a guy who could get some. Needless to say, a different guy came over later who actually did want the cabs, and it looks nice and clean.

Just gotta find ways.

--mic

[scb037]

hillarious

[Smokes]

hey, when I call my dealer.. i just say "Hey are you good right now"? and if he has shit he says "yea come on over" but if he doesnt he says "naa im dry man" and thats how it goes... its really simple.. i would choose this method.. he should deff. know what your talking about if he knows you want to get bud off of him

[greennewbie]

awesome. thanks. how much do y'all pay for an 1/8th? he wants to charge me 45$-50$. is that a rip off, or no? how do you know if you're getting ripped off or not?

[hihigh]

50 is a pretty standard price...i wouldn't pay anything over that though.

[greennewbie]

ok. sweet. good to know. thanks.

[Loudogg]

eigth is usually 35-45 around here, so depending on your locations, 50 ain't too bad for some mids.

[greennewbie]

ok. sweet. can't wait til i get mine.

[greennewbie]

what's a silencer? how much is one? how do you make it?

[Doobie Snax]

Him: Hello
Me: Yo it's DS, how's it goin?
Him: Good mate, you?
Me: I'm all good man, can you sort me a fullen?
Him: Yeh if you wanna pop round bro?
Me: No worries see ya in a bit.
Him: Alright bro see ya later.
Me: Bye

[greennewbie]

so if i say that to my dealer, he's gonna know what i'm talking bout? and he's gonna be able to get me a silencer? sweet. thx bro.

[TonyD]

I met a new dealer a few weeks ago i just phoned his Mobile number and told him i was looking for weed and heard he was selling it, he was like yeah how much you looking for. Met him 30 mins later and got some weed.

[greennewbie]

sweet. i'm fixin to call mine again to try n get some for tonight.

[notrightquite]

so if i say that to my dealer, he's gonna know what i'm talking bout? and he's gonna be able to get me a silencer? sweet. thx bro.

... as far as I know the only thing a silencer is, is for a gun ... so unless that's what you're talking about, please try to make sense of it for me?

[greennewbie]

no, i think it is like where you smoke grass, then you exhale into this other pipe thing that has like papertowels or something in there, so that you can smoke grass, and no one will know. all they will smell is a sweet odor.

[greennewbie]

i love turning 21. i'm drinking right now, and it's sooo awesome!!! :) i'm gonna drink some more sat, and tomorrow. heehee, and tomorrow i'm gonna get my shit.

[yzstoned]

get an empty toliet paper rool take the card board tube filll it with scented dryer sheets and u have your silencer.... most people refer to it as a doob tube, or a sploof

[pogmoasal1]

me: yo man its nick
him: hey man whats up?
m: yo you got any stuff?
h: yea im good
m: yea yo got 4 on ya (only have goten 4 at a time cause it was the first 2 time goin threw him. i gets to go get a half tomarrow)
h: yea
m: aight where ya wana meet


then i go to the bank then wherever i need to go and get some drugenenenenes

[greennewbie]

sweet. i'm getting an 8th tomorrow. gonna make me one of those sploofs too. thanks for the help.

[greennewbie]

gonna get an 8th today, but i can't smoke it til next week. i am sick, and i'm taking meds that will have a bad interaction with drinks or smoking. it's only 7 days, so it's not that bad. how long does weed keep anyway? jw. thanks for all the help y'all. i really appreciate it.

[Brey]

i dont even fone my guy, i just go see him. its NEVER dry around here.
with my other guy its like:
Me: yo alfred!
alf: hheeey brian how are u man?
me:awesome man, can we come pick up like 3 bags?
alf:sho one love one love.

that easy

[genik]

i take a whopping 20 steps next door at anytime and come out with some green or whatever im looking for they deal me x,weed,coke,lsd, and shrooms at anytime :D very convient!

[Reefer Rogue]

gonna get an 8th today, but i can't smoke it til next week. i am sick, and i'm taking meds that will have a bad interaction with drinks or smoking. it's only 7 days, so it's not that bad. how long does weed keep anyway? jw. thanks for all the help y'all. i really appreciate it.

It lasts for time, don't worry bout it. As long as it's in a zip lock bag or a mason jar.

This is how it goes down.

Me: Yo man it's Reefer
Him: Yo, what's happenin brudda
Me: I'm good yo, you got any shit?
Him: Yea, yea, some chronic init.
Me: Kool kool, lemme get a Q of that shit.
Him: kool (insert time here)

[robert42]

ME: YO BITCH WHERE MY OZ
DEALER : HEY SIR ITS ON THE WAY PLEASE SIR BE PATIENT
ME: WHO DO U THINK I AM PORCH MONKEY?
ME: FETCH ME MY SHIT BITCH

[sick ed sam]

if ive jus gotta a new dealers numba its usually like

me: orite its *dans* m8 can u do us a 20?
him: yea man no worries where u at?
me:well im in a car al cum meet u if ya want
him:rite yea meet me side ov grapes pub in 10 mins
me: rite nice 1 im in a silver clio ina bit

then i go get ma weed n jus say like im sammy mind if i bell u agen? n their usually like nah its cool n off i go 2 enjoy sum tasty green lol

[greennewbie]

have y'all ever smoked grass while having the flu? if so, did u get high? did it help u get over the flu faster? jw. i've been sick for like an entire month now, and i got my fever back. the last time my kness hurt, i had the flu, and they really hurt, so i think i got the flu again. this will be 2 times now in a month, and i even had a flu shot. i hate being sick!!! i have to work tom too, and sometime this weekend i'll be getting some grass, hopefully. just wanted to know what y'all;s opinions were. thanks for all the help.

[MacGyver]

just be like a got your number for a cronic hook up . i always say that , and always get weed . soo it works

[greennewbie]

sweet. i get my first stash fri. i can't wait. i'm sooo excited.