Stupid asshole...

[Up In Smoke 420]

This stupid kill at school fucked up my whole day, I was fine at lunch not doing anything wrong and this kid puts an apple in my backpack (I carry all my books/binders in it) then smashes it. I go to study hall without knowing it's smashed I just thought he put it in there. Well I find out that ALL of my text books ruined along with my binders. Every paper I have is drenched in apple slush.

So I'm sitting there in Study Hall starting to stress out. I cant sit still and have no work to do because everything I own is covered in apple. So the only thing on my mind is what happend and I start to stress even more. I go to gym cant shoot for shit. Cant play at all.. I finally come home and ask my mom if she could take me to Kmart for new school stuff and she told me she couldnt afford it so I started to get into a fight with her about what the hell I'm supposed to do and she blames the whole thing on me. I'm like flipping out right now Im about to fucking kill the wall in and beat someones ass I need advice.

[Whos Carl]

Did you go straight home and tell mommy that the big kids are picking on you again?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Your anger has no outlets, neither does mine.. I want a punch bag, you ought to get one too :p

I'd say you put chewing gum in this prick's hair and make him see how it feels!

[Up In Smoke 420]

Stop being an asshole man. Your no help. (not you 3 sheets). And it's kind of fucking annoying that I'm stuck paying 150+ for books.

[Whos Carl]

Sorry matey it just sounded like you about 10 and someone stole your dinner money.

[Nochowderforyou]

My advice, take a dead fish, mash it up, and put it in his backpack. Or an orange or grapfruit. Put it in there, smash it, and his shit will be so sticky. You know, an eye for an eye.

If your mom can't afford it, that's not her fault. Things cost a fucking fortune these days and I bet she works hard for that money, so don't be pissed at her.

Maybe, just clean up the mess, and if your notes are ruined, maybe re-write them or something. Getting pissed off isn't going to clean that apple up. Just clean it, get an equal revenge, and move on.

Life will get tougher than a smashed up apple, so get used to it.

Peace

[Whos Carl]

Sell meths to small kids for money to buy school books.

OR NOT.

Either revenge (beat the guy)

OR stop moaning and get a job

OR tell the school you dont have the money to buy school books I am sure they have help for those sort of things.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Sorry matey it just sounded like you about 10 and someone stole your dinner money.

It's cool man no worries. I'm bringing 3 apples tomorrow and doing the same to him, he's one of the 'im so cool kids' and thinks hes all tough I already asked for money to pay for what happend and he said no.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

No, school shit does cost a lot of money. I don't carry books or a bag anymore because the weight and amount of money I'd spend on them is just retarded.

Do like I do, carry one binder/notebook with all your shit, don't bring home papers you don't need or want and um...I'd def. say fuck that kid up.

Why'd he smash an apple in your bag? lol

[Nochowderforyou]

Stop being an asshole man. Your no help. (not you 3 sheets). And it's kind of fucking annoying that I'm stuck paying 150+ for books.

Why doesn't your mom, or you, go to this kids house, explain, in a mature dicussion, that her dipshit of a child ruined all of your text books. There's no reason you should have to pay for someone else's fuck up.

You sound youngish, maybe tell your mom or dad what really happened with the books, and maybe they can help you out a bit.

Do this on your own and I guarantee you'll be scrapping with this kid. Your parents are there to help, so ask for it.

If all else fails, steal his books. Bastard!

[Whos Carl]

Might sound abit geeky but try asking school that you cant afford new school books and you dont want to get behind so they may help you.

[Up In Smoke 420]

No, school shit does cost a lot of money. I don't carry books or a bag anymore because the weight and amount of money I'd spend on them is just retarded.

Do like I do, carry one binder/notebook with all your shit, don't bring home papers you don't need or want and um...I'd def. say fuck that kid up.

Why'd he smash an apple in your bag? lol

I dont know.. he thought it would be funny. I stuck up for myself but there isnt much I could do as I didnt know it was happening.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Yeah looking at my post made me look young, I'm 15.

[mellow mood]

well you are young

and just beat the shit outta him.

[Nochowderforyou]

Yeah looking at my post made me look young, I'm 15.

That's not what I meant. I was assuming you were young because kids who smash apples in other peoples bags, is a high school kind of thing, plus, you said you still lived with your mom and needed the money. Sooooo, I put 2 and 2 together. No insult intended.

I know when I was in HS, about 8yrs ago now, things were expensive and my mom said the same thing. I admire parents who can afford kids these days, I really do.

Peace :cool:

[Easy Roller]

Ahahahaha I thought that story was hilarious....don't get so stressed over something so very funny! I bet the kid who did it is really cool..

Apple sludge dries ,no?

You will ofcoarse have to get him back!! Infact ...start a campaign against him...some old skool classics include;

Write a love letter to the teacher "from" him ...leave it on the desk and get someone else to find it before hand and "discover" it!

Leave and chopped onion...some chopped garlic and some "week old" mik either in his bag[prefered] or in his jacket pocket and hood!

Start the "Herpies" rumour...Simply tell everyone alive that he has Herpies and pretty soon it will spread like wildfire and no doubt stick with him as an uncomfortable nick-name for years to come!

If he catches up with you and it "goes to blows"...then "Cunch his Punt in"!!

[Up In Smoke 420]

I'd love to beat the shit out of the kid but I would stand no chance. I'll just smash an apple in his bag and tell him to fuck off and leave me alone.

[Whos Carl]

Kill his parents and set fire to his house if all else fails. WHich it will so you might as well go do my plan now go go go go go.

[Easy Roller]

Hey even if you loose it doesn't matter...He won't mess with you again and people will still respect you for your valour...hopefully you'll both be pulled off oneanother and end up explaning to the Headman i his office..in which case you tell him about it..he gets the kids mum in...and she has to buy you some new shit.....Everyones a winner!

[Nochowderforyou]

I'd love to beat the shit out of the kid but I would stand no chance. I'll just smash an apple in his bag and tell him to fuck off and leave me alone.

You see, this is no reason to get all huffy. It's an apple. Some jackass once gave me a water bottle that was filled with toilet water. I laughed, spit a few times, then I got him back by blowing the fire extinguisher in his face :p

It was meant to be in good fun. Smashing an apple in someones bag is meant to be a joke, and we all know, jokes must be avenged.

Take my advice, take a few oranges and smash them in his bag. Equal messiness, but the orange will make everything sticky, and useless.

Be cool, get him back in tasteful way.

[Whos Carl]

Why isnt his house on fire yet? Not taking my advice is a fate worse than death.

[mellow mood]

itching powder still is the best classic

used it few times when i was young. was actually pretty funny haha

[Nochowderforyou]

Make this guy a sub, with the bread and all, put some lettuce on there, tomato, mayo, as for the meat, how about a nice, stinky butt log? Watch him mow into a shit sandwich, sit back ,and laugh. I'd laugh anyways.

[Easy Roller]

Nochowder the bog water story.aaaaaaaaaahahahahahha Oh the laughter!!!!....All this crap is normal schoolboy behaviour.....

[ScarlettCrush]

at study hall, you should have walked up to the teacher and told them exactly what happened. Then the school would have taken care of that asshole that day with no worries from you. I second the notion of telling mom exactly what happened and getting him and his parents to pay for it. yeah it's funny, haha now give me $50 for my books dickhead.

who laughing now?

and stop the dumb ass testosterone laden notions of getting him back some way, that's fucking stupid and will only escalate into more dumb shit you or him will end up paying for. (and since your mom is broke, lets not stress her out anymore with boyhood shenanigans) Just let it go as something extremely fucking stupid that he did that he gets to pay for now. Lesson learned here...leave physical comedy to the pro's.

[Easy Roller]

Don't forget such clssics as;
pulling someones chair back as they sit down..ouch,

Having a friend push him backward as you kneel in a ball behind him...teamwork!

De-Bag him..i.e..aproach quietly from behind and pull his trousers down...Takes some practice to get the technique just right!! Is possible to remove both trouser and underwear in one fell swoop...Perform this while he is talking to girls.

put a drawing pin on his chair...vintage 1

Spit ball him from long range and pretend it wasn't you...repeat this till he is so angry you laugh..

Give him a "granddad" i.e.. approach him silently from behind and "Hook" punch him in the sweetspot of his thigh and watch him hobble like an old man!!

Snipe him from LONG range with an air rifle...a real winner..[never reveal your position!]

Destroy some of his art work....if it's on display etc...

some old classics to get you off the ground;]

[Nochowderforyou]

We use to take huge clumps of wet paper towel and smash them along the wall. Man, that would piss the teachers off! But so much fun, for some reason.

We used to do the mini spitballs from the straw too. I'd spit one at someone, look away while they looked while scratching my face using my middle finger. Yaaaa, fuck you. :p

I miss junior high.:(

[Brittoker]

Be creative, get yourself a couple of "homeboys" together and get a couple of them to hold him down and one to hold his leg while you drill into the side of his kneecap and shatter it to pieces, after which he will never be able to walk again, lol only joking try something like urinating it a water pistol and drenching him with it, if he trys any shit with you smack him one right on the bridge of his nose, even if you think you don't stand a chance, chances are if your in school it will be broken up quite quickly if there are any teachers around.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Alright I've calmed down now and my dad will be buying me new binders etc. I wont be doing the apple thing to him but I will do something to get back at him which wont destroy his stuff. He's my friend and I dont want to talk to him anymore maybe he will learn he took it to far tomorrow when I dont sit there and move back to the stoner table.

I'm going to smoke a biiiig bowl now bye guys thanks for the help.

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm going to smoke a biiiig bowl now bye guys thanks for the help.

I'll second that motion!

[Easy Roller]

We use to take huge clumps of wet paper towel and smash them along the wall. Man, that would piss the teachers off! But so much fun, for some reason.

We used to do the mini spitballs from the straw too. I'd spit one at someone, look away while they looked while scratching my face using my middle finger. Yaaaa, fuck you. :p

I miss junior high.:(


Yeh the wet tissue thing was always fun...especially on the ceiling...it always amazed me at the way they manged to stick...also try blocking the sink with wet tissue and leaving the taps RUNNING!

[Easy Roller]

Oh yeh...shaking INK from an ink cartridge onto someones back isn't just silent and usefull....It's also big and clever!

[ScarlettCrush]

Alright I've calmed down now and my dad will be buying me new binders etc. I wont be doing the apple thing to him but I will do something to get back at him which wont destroy his stuff. He's my friend and I dont want to talk to him anymore maybe he will learn he took it to far tomorrow when I dont sit there and move back to the stoner table.

I'm going to smoke a biiiig bowl now bye guys thanks for the help.


excellent idea

The best way to let someone know they crossed a line is to stop dealing with them. If he comes to you then tell him how destructive and non-cool that shit was to do. Friends should not act like that, but you guys are young and still learning how to deal with people so forgive him, if he wants to be forgiven. Make him buy you pizza and smoke you out, then forget about it. :cool:

[oncea420alwaysa420]

When you are 15 you can give out a serious beat down and get a slap on the wrist for it (you just can't go around doing that when you are 21 and in the bars) Bats work well, they are aerodynamic, light weight, and rugged enough break a few ribs (no head shots, break knees) Head shots will get you into adult size trouble, Body shots will get you in kid size trouble. I like the revenge part. I tell you what, I like when people do me wrong, and I let it slide for a couple of years. Then you get revenge before you move to your next city. This now makes you not the prime suspect being they have plenty of time to make new enemies. in your case, bat him up in the ribs.

[SensiRide]

Life will get tougher than a smashed up apple, so get used to it.

Peace

I love it. Thats my new moto

Life will get tougher than a smashed up apple, so get used to it, kaaaaaay?

[Lily420]

damn that sucks man...and about ur mum you shouldent have started a argument about it, take this time as a lesson learned and she wouldent have gone and turned everything on you :thumbsup:

ALSO, i think you should punch the bitch that appled your stuff man. Made you go through all that trouble...when today or yesterday (whenever the fuck this happend) could have been a really great day. It'll releive stress too. Chill, peace.:smokin:

[friendowl]

throw lighter fluid on him while your smoking a cigarette.
if he still wont pay turn him into a human candle

[Easy Roller]

Cut his hands and feet off....AAAAh......hahahahaha!

Then let slip the dogs ! Preferably Poodles [for elongated agony]

Then invite his parents round for "Dinner" and feed them his Scalp with a nice Chianti and some Farther Beans.....AAAAh.....hahahhahahahahah

Then as they get up to leave ....Bill them for your trouble...AAAAAAh....etc

[Lily420]

YES!!! REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE IT!!!! GRASP IT!!!! DOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!


Everybody does it, mang. :rolleyes:

[Easy Roller]

YES!!! REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE IT!!!! GRASP IT!!!! DOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!


Everybody does it, mang. :rolleyes:


Shakespeare?

[Lily420]

Shakespeare?

Easy for you to say.

[Nochowderforyou]

Oh yeh...shaking INK from an ink cartridge onto someones back isn't just silent and usefull....It's also big and clever!

Oh man, that's a good one!

Use of of those "fountain" pens, the ones that have no ball in the end.

My buddy back in junior high had one, and he would wind it up in an elestaic, let it unwind, wind, unwind, etc...until one time he let the pen fling around too fast, and he got a huge, black, pen splatter, line down his face. He looks at me, "do I have ink on my face?" :p

Peace.

[Brittoker]

This stupid kill at school fucked up my whole day, I was fine at lunch not doing anything wrong and this kid puts an apple in my backpack (I carry all my books/binders in it) then smashes it. I go to study hall without knowing it's smashed I just thought he put it in there. Well I find out that ALL of my text books ruined along with my binders. Every paper I have is drenched in apple slush.

So I'm sitting there in Study Hall starting to stress out. I cant sit still and have no work to do because everything I own is covered in apple. So the only thing on my mind is what happend and I start to stress even more. I go to gym cant shoot for shit. Cant play at all.. I finally come home and ask my mom if she could take me to Kmart for new school stuff and she told me she couldnt afford it so I started to get into a fight with her about what the hell I'm supposed to do and she blames the whole thing on me. I'm like flipping out right now Im about to fucking kill the wall in and beat someones ass I need advice.

Make him bite the curb, you know what to do next :thumbsup:

[newbie1232]

Eat his liver with a side of fava beans.

[Swizzy89304]

Im about to fucking kill the wall

Trust me... the wall always wins. My hand is fucked up cos I took a punch at a wall (broke my 5th metacarpul or something like that, anyways, I moved the knuckle on my little finger back and bust the bone. If I want it back the way it was, I need to have a load of metal in there. Fuck that!). Oh, and I punched it a few months later again aswell and broke the same bone. So its kinda fucked... :)

[Easy Roller]

Eat his liver with a side of fava beans.


...."and a nice Chianti..sfhth sfhth sfhth sfhth sfhth!:D

[robert42]

SHIT IN HIS BAG

[LOVElife]

What goes around, fuckin' comes around!

[Easy Roller]

Cut him!

[OrangeKush]

Trust me... the wall always wins.

So very true...

Every time I have punched a wall while pissed off, I have hit a fuckin stud and fucked my hand up real bad.

[MRP]

find out when he and his parents are not home , go inside take everything of value and proceed to break everything ,tvs,windows,tables chairs, everything in his whole fucking house dont even leave the walls holeless. teach that dude a lesson once word spreads around youll never be fucked with again.

[robert42]

rape him and make his dad watch