Help! drug test in 2 days..

[FreedomLuvr]

Hi, I have a pre-employment drug test with Quest coming up in 2 days.
The test being administered is SAP 10 GC/MS.

I've abstained from smoking since I got news of the test a week ago, but I don't feel confident using my own sample because I'm a rather heavy smoker & have been for over 20 years.

I've purchased Puck Technologies Number 1 synthetic urine.
Can anyone else attest to the success of this product??

Problem is: It has a 1 year shelf life. I purchased it from a head shop & it has no date on it whatsoever. I called the store & they assured me it's less than a year old but I'm not sure I can believe it. (Can I??

I also have a donor who has provided me with 3 ozs of clean, recent urine.
I'm thinking I might empty the contents of the Number 1 bag & replace with my donors sample. I called Puck & they say the bag's not refillable, but I dont see why I can't just remove the tube, empty & rinse the bag, then use a syringe to replace the contents & replace the tube. What would you recommend?

Any advice would be helpfull.
I'm sweatin it out here!..

This job's very important to me & I have to pass..
Thanks alot!

[funKinGwaFd]

dude take the syringe, fill it with fresh clean piss, then you need to wear a tie, hang it down quite low and cut off the tip (1mm), stick the syringe down the tie amd i'm sure you can figure out the rest. good luck:thumbsup:

[youenjoymyself]

Or you can not screw around with any of that, and take the Detox liquid. My husband and I have both used it, and are heavy smokers, and have passed both times.
~~Not sure if the same test was used though~~
Best of luck!

[jazzkid]

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info1.shtml
as per my previous post.....

many of the pass the drug test kits work by drinking so much water
that it brings the detection level below the detection point...
i dont know about jobs, but probation WATCHES you pee to make sure
you dont try to fool them, but thats pretty hard core for a job.

below is a link for all you need to know about drug tests
and kits that do and dont work....it also has alot of myth stuff that
has been spread thru the years... this is some serious recommended reading.
good luck!
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml

[jazzkid]

p.s. youenjoymelf.....detox tea only works if you quit for at least a week right? this cat has 2 days so he needs to mask it..

so i hear trey and the boys are getting back together eh?
it was inevitable...."Wash Your Feet and drive me toooooo..... firenze"

[BloodyRedBarron]

1st off if you can find someone to piss that is clean use theres.In a 2oz shampoo bottle.Well cleaned.
If Not you can have Quick Fix Overnighted to your home.
(May cost a bit more over night but) Should allway keep some around.
http://www.detoxforless.com/pass-a-drug-test/fake-pee.html
Comes with a heating pad.Or you can buy them at wal-Mart,Or any sporting goods store.They take about an hour to warm it up to temp.

Just pass it off at the right Temp. and you good to go.

And Masking it just sends up red flags at a lab.

What your taking is a SAP 5/50 W/NIT
and they will find dilution and or masking 90% of the time.

SAP 5-50 W/NIT
SAP = Substance Abuse Panel
5 = Five types of drugs being tested
50 = 50 ng/ml cutoff limit for THC
W/NIT = with Nitrites check. The labs will be checking for excessive amounts of this component to determine adulteration.

Q: Can they tell if its Synthetic Urine?

Quote: Yes, there is a way to tell if its synthetic but labs are bound down by regulations and protocols which dictate what they can test for and what not. Labs (US) are only allowed to test for drug metabolites and check the Ph, specific gravity, creatnine and excessive nitrites. As long as the batch of QF is fresh and not exposed to direct sunlight, it will pass these integrity checks. If the batch is old or had been exposed to direct sunlight, the components break down, sending up a red flag with the lab tech.

Use it.It works!!!!

[BloodyRedBarron]

I think what you have might be outdated.
Even Quick Fix upgraded from 3.0-4.0
So spend the money get it on time and go to work.:thumbsup:

[FreedomLuvr]

Thanks for all the help & advice people!

I decided to save some money & go with my original plan anyway.

I emptied the contents of the Number 1 bag, sterilized it with distilled water & refilled it with my donor's refridgerated urine using a sterile syringe.
Added the heating pad & strapped it to my waist underneath some baggy underwear & when the temp showed 96 degrees, I went in for my test.

Noone watched me or made me disrobe (just empty my pockets) & I had the bathroom all to myself.

I was worried because the heater overheated on me (It wasnt supposed to go above 100 degrees but by the time I got home it was up to 104!)
Luckilly, It didnt seem to matter because the nurse signed the form saying it was the correct temp (90-100), bottled it up to sent off to the lab.

I'll know the results in 2-4 days, but I think I'll be fine because it seemed to all go off without a hitch.
I'm SO relieved!

I'll keep ya posted..
Thanks:thumbsup:

[BloodyRedBarron]

As long as they signed it off as on temp. you are fine and will pass.Granted the urine you gave is clean.
Good Luck..
Now Just Relax And Roll Roll Roll..:pimp:

[FreedomLuvr]

Passed!
& I hope I never to have to go through that again! ~Amen

[SyR1S]

Damn, does any one know if any jobs in canada do drug test?? I hope not.
Jobs should not be allowed to test you for drugs i mean, as long as u do it on your spare time it wont effect your working ability anyway (unless your doing meth or somthing that fucks you up for 8 hours)

[buthead]

when eer u think ur alone always look for cameras...heads up.....peace buthead

[i miss mary]

I had to take a pre-employment piss test the other day and I had only stopped smoking every day for two weeks. I took a flusher, STRIP, that i bought at gnc and it tasted like crap and made my piss diluted. so never get it. i then had to retake the test two days later, so i went back to gnc and bought a different flusher, Q-Carbo. It was only 16oz, tasted like fruit punch with a little bit of a kick. Drank 16 more ounces of water, gave it an hour, and i was good for the next 6 hours. I passed, and I'd recommend it to anyone.

[Jaigirl]

I recommend Quick Fix 4.0, passed my drug screen at Quest Lab