Is this safe?

[soxsuk6432]

I was thinking of smoking in my room before school, and was wondering whether or not the smell would be gone by the time my mom comes home from work (7 hrs. after my session)? I am already going to open the windows spray down the room with febreeze and axe but are there any tricks anyone knows about that could help me get the smell out (besides doob tubes)? I am planning on using a gravity bong by the way.

[Solistus]

gravity bongs are not really good for odour control; the smaller the piece/bowl, the better. 7 hours should be plenty of time if you know what you're doing.

Here's the general process:

1. Close and lock the door. Place a towel or similar object in front of the gap at the bottom to prevent smelly air from escaping your room.

2. Open the window. If you have a non-ceiling fan, aim it out the window and put it on full blast. Note: depending on your airflow situation, if you use a fan, you may not want to put the towel under the door in step 1. The theory here is that air will be pulled into your room from outside and out the window - constant airflow, and since air is coming in the room and not out of it through the space beneath the door, no smells escape. In practice, this works sometimes, depending on the airflow in the room.

3. (Optional) Make a spoof. A spoof consists of some sort of tube (usually a toilet paper / paper towel roll or a plastic bottle with one end partially or entirely cut away) stuffed with those sheets you put in the dryer to make the clothes smell fresh (what are they called? just dryer sheets? not sure). Breathing smoke through the spoof (And into the fan to be pulled out the window, if you have one) makes it smell more like fresh laundry and less like illegal drugs, which is good.

4. Smoke! Avoid using techniques that cause a lot of smoke to escape from the bowl/chamber/whatever into the air. Not only is this a waste of weed, it can also get you busted due to the smell. Obviously, direct your lungfuls of smoke toward the window, through a spoof if you choose to use one.

5. Defunkify. I recommend an odour neutraliser (i.e. something that gets rid of existing smells rather than adding its own). Febreeze doesn't actually work well; if you spray a sane amount, it doesn't cover the smell of smoke entirely, and if you spray enough to fully banish the pot smell, it will be obvious that something's up since the room will reek to high heavens of febreeze. Axe works fairly well, particularly if you wear it normally so it will be a familiar scent. If you can find it, this stuff called Ozium is incredible - way better than anything I've ever tried.

Anyway, 7 hours should be enough time if you do even a little of what I suggested.

[soxsuk6432]

My neighbors is the school board leader so I was thinking if I taped a dryer sheet inside a nonceiling fan would it make it smell laundry fresh instead of like weed? I will make a spoof even though they're a pain in the ass. By what you said wouldn't a gravit be a good way to smoke because like 90% of the smoke is captured in the 2L bottle and into your lungs and if I blow it into a doob tube out the window it will smell like laundry. And no smoke will be in my room right? I was thinking about Ozium but I'm grounded for a while and I can't get out to buy it.

[BubblerLover]

You could buy a rubber hose and put it out the window and just leave a little crack so it doesn't pinch the hose. Do the towel under the door and just put the cherry out with the lighter. The hose works real well when theres bad suction.

[toker22]

just get some incense or a scented candle or air freshner or something, the smell of weed really doesn't stick that much, not like tobacco or anything, you really shouldn't worry about it too much, my mom could always tell when i smoked a cigarette, but never weeeed:thumbsup:

[soxsuk6432]

I made a doob tube and have a bottle of Febreeze, Odour Neutralizer (Glade), and a botle of Old Spice ready to spray will this be enough to keep it down so the neighbors can't smell it?

[toker22]

you're smoking inside your house, there's no way neighbors would be able to smell it, and if u spray all that shit you'll def be fine

[welshkillabee]

You should be fine jus open the window
Peace :rasta:

[welshkillabee]

I made a doob tube and have a bottle of Febreeze, Odour Neutralizer (Glade), and a botle of Old Spice ready to spray will this be enough to keep it down so the neighbors can't smell it?

Thats too much the Glade alone should be ok

[Das Boot]

If theres nobody around why not smoke on the back porch? Nothing better than sitting in your back yard with the head phones on and the sun out while smoking.

[Awill3449]

Just crack open a window. Seven hours is more than enough time.

[soxsuk6432]

If theres nobody around why not smoke on the back porch? Nothing better than sitting in your back yard with the head phones on and the sun out while smoking.
Because my neighbor was outside mowing the lawn. But yeah I was fine I just kept both my windows open and sprayed axe.

[s2headhunter]

dude you are worrying and frekaing out way to much....im not trying to be a dick..im just trying to let you realize that its FINE man....i KNOW you dont wanna get caught..im just like you but ive calmed down alot.....i used to freak out like CONSTANTLY but dude now ill hit the gravity bong in the bathroom....shower.....and then 20 min later my mom walked into the bathroom after i was done and it was fine...dude if i were you i wouldnt even worry about spraying anything man...ur fine lol 7 HOURS is PLENTY of time....me and my bro will sit in my room at night and blow out the window and not spray but 1 spray of curve colgne..and be fine dude....and thats like 6 hrs later when my mom usually wakes me up....but your fine man

[show7stopper]

all you have to do is roll up a bath towel and blow your hit into that...i do that in my bathroom when my parents are home and they walk right past it all the time so i know for a fact it doesnt smell at all

[show7stopper]

by the way the only time my mom questions how i smell is when i or the room smells like axe

[smoke ranger]

smoke outside

[xplodingmonkey1]

^ my moms the same way

[jay42]

Do yourself a favor and get one of those plug in glade things from CVS or something. Plug it in when you go to school and it will keep working while your away. I do this at night so my room smells nice in the morning.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Nooooooooo dont spray all that man.. just give ONE spray of axe and leave.

[aparadis]

The best thing to do would be to go in your backyard and smoke!

[fatweedsack]

just open the windows and leave the fan on man. works for me all the time

[DataMatrix]

Close all your windows and doors get about 5-6 cans with butane/propane propellant. Spray all the aerosols and light a match.

Nah, only joking, flooding your room with aerosols will only give you a headache and arouse suspicion. Just open the windows and leave a fan on.