my gf wont get high =(

[infidel818]

Im smoking her out for the 2nd time....she said she aint feeling anything....on the other hand...im high as a kite!...whats wrong? I told her to breathe it into her lungs....when she takes a hit, she coughs a lot...so she HAS to be doing right.

[Nochowderforyou]

Just kill her. That will show her.

I don't know man. I don't see the complicatedness of this situation. Does she need instructions on how to inhale smoke/air? It's as simple as breathing. Inhale...exhale...repeat.

[lemonboy]

Took me 3 times and I too had a huge coughing problem. I even used that throat spray that numbs your throat a few times just so I could toke with my mates and not have my lungs end up on the floor. Yeah, I was a stupid kid but it worked. If you aren't using a bong/bubbler, borrow or make one. It will make for a much better newbie experience.

[ibreakthings]

It takes everyone a few times before they get high. It took me 2 times, and some people take like 4 or 5 but thats not many people.

Just smoke her up one or 2 more times....like tomorrow night and then again next week if she doesnt feel it. she will be feeling it by the 4th time trust me.

ANd shes gotta be inhaling it if she is coughing, so dont worry that shes not doing it right. It just takes a while for some people.

[DirkZooDiggler]

Weeellll....It could be numerous things. 1.Maybe she is still not inhaling....2. Alot of people do not really get high the first few times they smoke, so that is possible....3. She may have a naturally high tolerance ( It has always has taken alot of weed to get me high)

[ibreakthings]

oh oh oh oh i know hwo to get her high

next time you guys smoke up, make a gravity bong. Take a bucket, fill it with water, and take the biggest bottle you can find like a 2 liter. Cut off the bottom, put a bowl in the top and make it airtight, put the bucket in the water so the water level is up to the bowl almost and light the bowl and slowly lift the bucket up out of the water but dont pull it out all the way.

It will be a massive hit and she will cough, but thats how i got high my 2nd time.........i was sooooo high.

and dude your lucky to have a girl who smokes....i wish i did....

[Nochowderforyou]

I admit, I didn't get high the first time I smoked. Why? Who knows, maybe because you're expecting more than you're getting. I didn't know what the effects of weed were then, I just knew that everyone I knew smoked it. I know the first time I tried coke, it went up my nose, and I was expecting something magical to happen...to say the least, coke is a waste of money :thumbsup:

My advice, get her to take some massive bong rips. Did it for me :D 2 bong rips and I was glued to the couch for a good hour, plus, I couldn't stop coughing for like 20min.

Or get some better weed ;)

[infidel818]

haha well...its really gay that she wont get high with me....i dont get to smoke with her much often too...=(

[mrdevious]

oh oh oh oh i know hwo to get her high

next time you guys smoke up, make a gravity bong. Take a bucket, fill it with water, and take the biggest bottle you can find like a 2 liter. Cut off the bottom, put a bowl in the top and make it airtight, put the bucket in the water so the water level is up to the bowl almost and light the bowl and slowly lift the bucket up out of the water but dont pull it out all the way.

It will be a massive hit and she will cough, but thats how i got high my 2nd time.........i was sooooo high.

and dude your lucky to have a girl who smokes....i wish i did....

an excellent idea, much easier to inhale, especially for a noob.

it actaully took me 6 times before I got high. then I got HIGH, possibly high than is humanly possible. like seriously, the first time I did shrooms I was seeing shit, crying (though not upset, just very emotionally intense), and a pink house scared the living shit out of me. but that didn't mess me up half as bad as the first time I got high on weed.

[tripsalot]

i think people get high the first time they smoke but they just dont know it

[ibreakthings]

yeah thats what ive always thought. Your mind just doesnt regestir you as being high, so you just think whatever is going on is normal so you dont realize anything is different but in fact you are blazed. Kinda like salvia when it starts to come on you think the hallucinations are normal until you realize that you are fucked twice over.

[infidel818]

you kno thats weird...because i noticed that she was acting like she was high...she talked kinda different....her eyes were watery...not red though.....she wasnt laughing, but i think her brain kinda slowed down.

[LovelyTasha]

Ya know, it took me like 6 or 7 times before I ever got noticably high. I thought I was alone but my boyfriend was the same way. I'd say keep with it a bit more. It may be the problem. OR her body could just but incompatible with THC. It happens.

<3 Tasha

[thritysixty]

Just kill her. That will show her.

I don't know man. I don't see the complicatedness of this situation. Does she need instructions on how to inhale smoke/air? It's as simple as breathing. Inhale...exhale...repeat.


lol what you said doesn't phase me, but the picture is beyone beautiful.

RIP Dimebag Darrell Abott

[benagain]

Tell her not eat for 3 days, stay awake for two, get some really killer bud and make her stand on her head and smoke a whole joint. That should do it.

[notrightquite]

an excellent idea, much easier to inhale, especially for a noob.

it actaully took me 6 times before I got high. then I got HIGH, possibly high than is humanly possible. like seriously, the first time I did shrooms I was seeing shit, crying (though not upset, just very emotionally intense), and a pink house scared the living shit out of me. but that didn't mess me up half as bad as the first time I got high on weed.

Dude. Me too. I had this CRAZY amount of framing going on ... and I thought a river was sinister and wanted to eat me. Albertsons was heaven. It was all fucked over.

[LovelyTasha]

Tell her not eat for 3 days, stay awake for two, get some really killer bud and make her stand on her head and smoke a whole joint. That should do it.

That made me laugh!! :dance:

<3 Tasha

[vengeance]

i dunno take you time get a water pipe or bong and get her to smoke it with-out relesing the carb so its like smoking a cigg but its filtered and cool(put ice in the water). even if she takes a half hour to get there its worth it. keep some water around and if her throat is sore give her a soother and tell her to keep it in her cheek with shes hitting. good luck