The Aristocrats

[STDzRus]

It is a universal joke, told by comics. to comics. ANYBODY can do it.

The only guidelines are how you tell the joke. You must always have it like this.

"A man walks into a talent agent. He says 'I got a routine I wanna show you' and the talent agent asks 'Whats the routine?'"

Then you improvise. And tell the dirtiest most off the wall nonsense you have ever known, you have to tell it like it's a comic routine.

Then you must end it with..

"The talent agent goes..'What the fuck do you call this act?' and you must always use the punchline...The Aristocrats."

It's a DVD. I recomment you all see it.

[STDzRus]

A man walks into a talent agent's office and says "I got a routine I want to perform." The talent agent asks "What's the routine?"

The man replies:

Me and my wife get on stage, and I place her on a stool. I take a donkey out and whip it's cock out and jack that motherfucker off and load a big load of donkey cum all over her shirt and she rolls around in it. The kicker is..my daughter is in the audience..fingering my cousin, who just happens to be her dad. Well anyways..she takes her finger, shoves em straight up her nose and laughs her ass off until she can't laugh anymore and her cousin takes the biggest shit you've ever seen and just rolls around in it.

The talent agent says "What do you call this routine?"

The man replies, "The Aristocrats."

[STDzRus]

Now you all must tell the joke in your own way! You can say anything be as nasty as you can imagine.

[Garden Knowm]

STD YOU ARE AN
INTERNET LEGEND

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love

A man walks into a talent agent's office and says "I got a routine I want to perform." The talent agent asks "What's the routine?"


i like holding hads with poon and going on long walks.


The talent agent says "What do you call this routine?"

The man replies, "The Aristocrats."