help, please.......

[greennewbie]

i turn 21 in 4 days. i really want to start smoking, but don't know how. how do you find a dealer? can u buy the bongs and stuff from a dealer as well, or do you buy that online? how much does an elbow cost? how do you smoke it with a bong? like, in other words, how do you get started?

[420purplehaze420]

alrighty i guess just ask some of your cool friends if they no anyone eho sells, or would know someone who can get it. or just walk around and ask random stoner lookin types outside movie theatres and bars and shit. and no most dealers dont stock bongs...just pot or what ever drugs. you can buy some pretty sweet cheap peices on the net. an elbow? depends how much yourelbow isworth to them but dont sell an elbow makes life harder lol jokin. see if you can get a bong first then just do a little search and it will tell you how to hit a bong as there are a few ways to do it

in conclusion......smoke weed its quite the tool

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

i turn 21 in 4 days. i really want to start smoking, but don't know how. how do you find a dealer? can u buy the bongs and stuff from a dealer as well, or do you buy that online? how much does an elbow cost? how do you smoke it with a bong? like, in other words, how do you get started?

Woo!

Here we go!

First of all, you need a dealer. This is easy, yet hard. All you have to do is look for stoners. If you can't find any sitting around toking it up, then you need to start searching alleys (you're 21 and can handle it) and other shady places. Try going to clubs and asking around (you're bound to run into a few potheads around there). Look, look, look. I hope you're not a shy person, because if you are, you're going to be unlucky. Also, try asking your old friends from high school that still live around where you do. Everyone has at least one stoner in their network of friends...

Next, you'll need a piece. Ask your dealer if he has any to buy. If he doesn't, surf these sites:
www.everyonedoesit.com
www.weedcity.com
www.grasscity.com
If you can stand to do that through the mail. Or you could look for a local headshop (look for smoke shops in the phone book)

Smokes away!

[notrightquite]

Personally my hookup was from an old highschool enemy ... haha

[imagoober]

hey ask all your friend, then ask them to ask there friends. its way safer for you to get set up but a friend that walk the streets, and you wont have to worry about cops eirther! when you start to buy your not really going to know what your doing and you might get riped off i would start buy buying only alittle to start. a pre rolled joint, a dub or a couple grams. you also might not know the slangs, names of bud, quailty etc so read up and ask questions on this forum! as for the kinds of bud you have schwag, the cheap stuff try to stay away from it, its junk. them you got mids there ok not a great smoke but not to expensive. then you have the kind bud, chronic (also a strain), hydro (witch is the method of growing it but can be used as a slang for good shit!) b c bud and the list goes on. this is the good shit that you want! it will cost you! as for bongs and pipes, you need to get them online or go to a heads shop! i recomend the heads shop, while you there you can ask him how to use it, remember you cant buy a bong for smoking marijuana so if you start talking reference tobacco! well good luck if you have questions ask!

[justinsane]

have someone roll you a joint, go in a room or in nature by yourself, and just enjoy it.

dont hang around with friends if its going to be your first time, you might just wanna chill alone for a while

[greennewbie]

hey, so how much is a joint? which club is the best to go to? when i go to a club, how do i ask around to get a dealer? is there like a website that tells me what the slang is, and the quliaty, and the different types of bud, and stuff like that? what's a gram? how much is a gram? which alley? do y'all know any dealers in louisiana? thx u guys.

[jonny]

When in need of picking up at concerts/raves/clubs etc and looking for a dealer (although I always have my weed, lookin for other stuff ;) ) best thing to do is look for the people that look like they are on drugs (On Ecstacy preferably, they'll be friendlier and more willing to help you out)look for the friendly looking types, large groups of plain or unnattractive girls who are drinking water or soft drinks are often a good bet!

but the main point is to look for people who are obviously high, but not the sort that are gonna turn freak on you and start talking shit and gettin a bit creepy/aggressive (theres always atleast 1, ALWAYS,) over here usually wearing scruffy black/camo nylon "bomber" jackets, pierced ear, stubble, baggy eyes, can't walk straight, smells of sweat and keeps fallin/leaning on people - don't ask anyone like that!!They may have the drugs you seek but you won't be getting any.

[statechamp3]

if you really cant find a dealer, i can help you out.. i grow but i dont smoke so i can hook you up with some of my stash.

[statechamp3]

Oh and a gram weighs a gram and you shouldnt pay more than $15 for it... a quarter is a 1/4 of an ounce around 7 grams, half is half an ounce.. and OZ and an ounce....

[greennewbie]

so, how much is an 8th of an ounce? you can help me out? how are your prices? how much is an 8th of an ounce of your stash? do i send you like a check or, how does that work? today's my 21st b-day. i'm excited. that would be awesome if you could help me out.

[RastaKaze]

What part of Louisiana you in? There was definitely bud in N.O. last time I remember but I havn't been back since Katrina...

[greennewbie]

i live in texas, but i travel to church point, la. my b/f lives there. we r planning on getting our own place in a year. i just wanted to know if anyone knew any dealers out there.

[greennewbie]

so, based on that 1/4th should be 105$. 1/2 should be 210$. an ounce should be 420$. and an elbow should be 6720$. is that right? 1/4th is 7 grams, so that means 1/2 is 14 grams, an ounce is 28 grams, and an elbow is 448 grams. is that also right? dang. also, an 1/8th is like a golf ball size. then, 1/4th should be 2 golf balls. 1/2 should be 4 golf balls. an ounce should be 8 golf balls, and an elbow, should be 128 golf balls. is that right? wow. awesome.

[greennewbie]

oh, and the person i'm trying to hook up as my dealer i called yesturday, and he said he's not making any promises, but he will talk to his friends who are other dealers, and then he will call me back, and try to hook me up. so, i don't know if he will come through or not.

[Powder Puff]

Are you a girl?

[greennewbie]

yeah!!! y?

[Powder Puff]

Just wondering!:)

Can't a guy ask? :p lol

[greennewbie]

ur a guy? dang. sweet. how old are you? jw. cool.

[greennewbie]

what's a silencer? how much does it cost? how do you make one?

[Powder Puff]

lol.. Yeah I'm a guy!:D Aged 17 years..!:)

I have no clue about that "Silencer"..

[greennewbie]

sweet

[420purplehaze420]

so, based on that 1/4th should be 105$. 1/2 should be 210$. an ounce should be 420$. and an elbow should be 6720$. is that right? 1/4th is 7 grams, so that means 1/2 is 14 grams, an ounce is 28 grams, and an elbow is 448 grams. is that also right? dang. also, an 1/8th is like a golf ball size. then, 1/4th should be 2 golf balls. 1/2 should be 4 golf balls. an ounce should be 8 golf balls, and an elbow, should be 128 golf balls. is that right? wow. awesome.
no most of that is wrong and measuring weed in golf balls isnt very effective, it goes by weight, a gram is 10-20 bucks no more, and 8th is 25-50 or so, a quarter is like 50-80 bucks and a half is like around 140, anything beyond that is hard to predict, these are approximate prices and they will vary from place to place

just buy a pipe or bong form a headshop and thats all you need

if your serious about smoking weed check out www.smokingwithstyle.com and read there faq on etiquette its pretty sweet

[greennewbie]

thx 420. that site has some great stuff on it. i'm taking good notes that i keep locked in the car, so no one but me reads them.

[greennewbie]

a silencer is a sploof. just found that out.

[Fengzi]

WTF is a sploof?

[Chucky76]

WTF is a sploof?

the sploof, aka doob toob, zoom tube, ect. is a toilet paper rool stuffed with dryer sheets to eliminate the weed smel when you blow your smoke through it.

im sure you've heard of it just under a different name, seeing as there are a LOT of names for it.

[Fengzi]

Thanks Chucky, sometimes its hard for us old timers to keep up with all the new terminology :confused:

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Sploof

hahahaha