Breathalizer

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Hey, everybody.

Is it true that if you eat a couple of mustard packets soon before you take a breathalizer test, that you'll pass? I heard it off of a Ludacris song, and it just got me wondering...

And my definition of soon is you're pulled over and the cop is running your plates before coming out to talk to your drunk/stoned ass.

Thanks,
Penguin

[endo..jay]

blow into my cock and i will tell you

and its just anothr myth like the penny under a tounge

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Penny under the tongue *cocks eyebrow*.

Weird...

Oh well, thanks for answering.

[420purplehaze420]

i dont see how that would work since it works on alcohol content in your breath, not the smell. unless some reaction occurs that like breaks down the alcohol

[slpntrx5]

yeah, watch mythbusters. they did a thing like that w/ peanut butter and shit...nothing worked...so i think you might be screwed in that situation

[show7stopper]

That is the dumbest thing ive ever heard

[pixel]

cops run plates that they don't even pull over man, if they clearly see a license they'll run it for the hell of it, my uncles a cop thats what he says

P.S. he's completely against the illegalization of marijuana but he doesn't know i smoke :)

[ibreakthings]

wtf so cops will just randomly check ur car .....thats gay

but i have an idea on how to pass a breathalizer test: dont drink because its retarded

[Nochowderforyou]

yeah, watch mythbusters. they did a thing like that w/ peanut butter and shit...nothing worked...so i think you might be screwed in that situation

:thumbsup:

We should put all the drunk drivers on an island, and gang bangers on the same island to see how long before they kill one another. I'd pay, and laugh if I saw that

[BackInNam88]

if ur about to take a breathalizer test.. drink a ton.. maybe it will throw it off cause it will read like wicked wicked high and .. if not.. atleast u will be drunk

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I loathe drinking, that was just to know if it works or not :D

[slpntrx5]

really, dont drink. just get high. weed = no hangover.

[pinky27]

yes, weed is mucho grande better than drinking in my opinion.

[soxsuk6432]

I used to love drinking. Then I started smoking marijuana, and realized that it isn't worth the hangover.

[bluntboy97]

i drink kind of often so i decided to actually buy a breathalizer (http://www.breathalyzer.net). i haven't tried it with mustard packets yet (lmao), but the directions say to wait 20 minutes after eating, drinking or smoking and i heard that's what the cops do also... i got the alcohawk pro from breathalyzer.net. seems to work pretty well so far... i'll try some mustard packets next time i drink and let you know what happens!

[graph]

if ur about to take a breathalizer test.. drink a ton.. maybe it will throw it off cause it will read like wicked wicked high and .. if not.. atleast u will be drunk
If you're obviously inebriated they'll bring you in, and if it reads super high they'll bring you in for a blood test. If you say you're drunk they'll bring you in. If you're a minority, chances are they'll bring you in. Or at least that's how it is here in LA.

[d00d989]

yeah, watch mythbusters. they did a thing like that w/ peanut butter and shit...nothing worked...so i think you might be screwed in that situation
:thumbsup: i saw that episode too

nothing works for passing the breathalizer test. I dont know if i could eat 3 or 4 mustard packets if im drunk as hell while the cops walking up to my car anyways haha

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Dude...why did you bring this up?

[Bong30]

:thumbsup: i saw that episode too

nothing works for passing the breathalizer test. I dont know if i could eat 3 or 4 mustard packets if im drunk as hell while the cops walking up to my car anyways haha


No shit, you shove a couple packets into your mouth and he asks your name......, and you say RAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPPHHHHHHH.

[whitewalltoker]

lol, actually I could drink a 2 bottles of tequila and I still wouldn't get a hangover, but I don't drink anyway waste of money, I'd rather go out and buy a half with that money