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Ok me and about four friends all are chilling outside smoking a blunt and we decide to start doing shotguns. We already packed up our bong with like 3 caps so were all pretty retarded at this point. Kid named Neil is the one who's giving the shotguns and he's making his rounds, all in all everyone gets about two shotgun hits and the blunts really starting to become hard to handle. Low and behold on the last shotgun the Neil starts laughing for absolutely no reason besides the fact were all retarded and the blunt falls right in his mouth, burns THE FUCK outta his tongue!!!! He starts shaking his head like a dog until the blunt falls out and he then procedes to drink the rest of our peach iced tea in about six seconds so were all laughing except him at this point. We stopped laughing when we realized we had nothing to drink, thats a bitch. Good times.
justinsane
02-03-2006, 04:22 AM
hahah oh man.
that is a stoner moment
LISTEN2KMK
02-03-2006, 05:01 AM
blunt+tounge=alot of pain...i know from expirience...ow
toker22
02-03-2006, 06:59 AM
peach iced tea!? what brand was it? wawa? thats the best i would be pissed if someone drank all of mine
notrightquite
02-03-2006, 09:40 AM
Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing, toker.
Phresher than it Got
02-04-2006, 07:16 AM
¿is that even LeGal?
:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :cool:
luckily my imagination made that story a whole lot funnier. i'd hate to experience a blunt on my tongue.
notrightquite
02-04-2006, 10:07 AM
¿is that even LeGal?
:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :cool:
... wha?
justinsane
02-04-2006, 04:14 PM
luckily my imagination made that story a whole lot funnier. i'd hate to experience a blunt on my tongue.
DUDE!! BEST AVATAR!!
Chongzbongz
02-04-2006, 07:22 PM
Thats sad, 3 bowls between 4 people and ur all retarded?
Das Boot
02-04-2006, 10:10 PM
Thats sad, 3 bowls between 4 people and ur all retarded?
Thats not sad thats very very fortunate.
justinsane
02-05-2006, 07:36 AM
it is quite fortunate
ibreakthings
02-05-2006, 04:14 PM
Indeed.
they were smoking a blunt to and you don't know the size of the bowl pack
hihigh
02-05-2006, 05:21 PM
Thats sad, 3 bowls between 4 people and ur all retarded?
yeah that rocks...i feel my tolerence starting to creep up..kind of depressing lol..
that's why i always exercise and take semi-regular breaks.
southside soldier
02-05-2006, 05:48 PM
i tell u wat bruv u made my day with thats story thanx:thumbsup: :clap: :smokin:
Mr Greenthumb
02-05-2006, 08:09 PM
Man, classical. I remember putting the jay in my mouth cherry first one time. That and when my friend sucked too hard on the roach and inhailed it. Man, has anyone ever sucked the screen back? It burns all the way down. Not fun, but funny.
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