Ouija Boards

[Toothpick]

Personaly I have never used one and the curiosity in me wants me to but my fear says no. I'd just like to know if anyone hear has ever tried one and what happened. I also understand that these are powerful tools no matter how you believe they work. Also please don't go on about how they are fake and are rigged up a certain way to make them say certain things.:thumbsup:

[Kokujin X]

I have always wondered about them but I dare not use one. Better safe then sorry as they say. Most people I know who use them either are dissapointed or something happend and they wont ever touch it again. I think you may have to really believe it will work for it too. Not casting doubts on these.... "spirits" but I think the human mind has a lot to do with it.

[harmonicminor]

Jane Roberts had her first contact with "Seth" using one. Soon after he was writing books using her body while she was in trance. Very informative stuff about this reality and other dimensions and stuff. I have a video of some of it and when Seth takes over her body you can tell it is another being controlling her.

[endo..jay]

i always wanted one when i was a kid but my parents never let me have one now im older and i dont think i really wanna try

[Essence]

It was 1971 I was 13 yrs old and w/ two other g/friends around the same age...we were sitting on the back porch of my friend across the street from where I live...I went first asking 3 questions I could feel the hair on the back on my neck stand up & chills,,,all over...still waiting for that last :question: to come true. :p

[PureEvil760]

i've used one of those a few times..it seems to work but i'm always suspisious that the people u are doing it with are moving it purposly.

[Toothpick]

God damnit I wished I never made this poste reading all this makes me even more curious and now I really want to use one lol.

[Swizzy89304]

LITTLE STORY FIRST - SKIP IF YOU DONT WANNA READ, ITS PRETTY MUCH POINTLESS BUT FUN ALL THE SAME lol
I used to go to a Christian school (it was OK actually, apart from the religious education lessons that we HAD to attend... I just skived them and went to the library to do some work that would actually earn me a qualification. Needless to say, my head of year - Mrs. Coggins, right old witch she was - wasnt too happy when I said that to her. She ended up phoning my parents - I got special treatment, not like all the other kids who got letters lol. Mainly because I would go and hide the letters from my parents. Anyway, when she rang my parents they asked if I earn a GCSE for it. Coggy said no, and my parents just replied with 'so whats the big deal then?'. I love my parents <3 )

END OF STORY

Anyways, I used to go to a Christian school (Bishop Stopford School). My sister was in a few years above me, and I was asking her about Ouija boards one day. She told me not to mess with them... and told me a tale...
3 of her friends were sitting in the form room at lunch, with a Ouija board. They decided to start 'playing' with it, and apparently a load of freaky stuff happened. Lights flicking on and off, chairs and tables moving, pens being thrown across the room, the door opening and closing...
Needless to say, they got suspended (our school is very soft, I think in the whole history of it being open only 1 person had been expelled. Just because expulsion looks bad on the school records!).
And no, my sister wasnt there at the time. Her friends told her about the experience afterwards.

[mrdevious]

Jesus christ it's amazing that grown people believe in a piece of cardboard made by a kid in tailand and sold in walmart.

personally, I put faith in more logical things, like interpreting the messages of my yoyo from K-mart.

[Swizzy89304]

MrDevious, I find it amusing how you have a depiction of Buddha as your avatar, yet you take the name of the Lord in vain.
Can I ask you not to blaspheme the Lord? Im OK with swearing, shit, I swear like a trooper myself, but can you please refrain from using the Lords name in vain?
Thanks.

[mrdevious]

MrDevious, I find it amusing how you have a depiction of Buddha as your avatar, yet you take the name of the Lord in vain.
Can I ask you not to blaspheme the Lord? Im OK with swearing, shit, I swear like a trooper myself, but can you please refrain from using the Lords name in vain?
Thanks.

If it bothers you that much, then I won't use it, no biggie. though I don't quite see the "amusing" part.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

Personaly I have never used one and the curiosity in me wants me to but my fear says no. I'd just like to know if anyone hear has ever tried one and what happened. I also understand that these are powerful tools no matter how you believe they work. Also please don't go on about how they are fake and are rigged up a certain way to make them say certain things.:thumbsup:
im very happy u made this thread. i was gonna make it, but its hard to explain everything.

ANYONE who saids they are bullshit either DOESNT KNOW SHIT, or hasnt done it proberly... ive experenced things that are not in this world.
using the oujua board has changed my view on relegion and my existance on this world...i now know life doesnt end.

me and me mates spend 1 week non- stop playing the oujua board...we became addicted to it for a while and we would catch spirits so easily we hardly had to chant...ive met sooo many spirits...lots of evil ones and some really nice ones. i could go on foreva about it... even the most sceptical of my freinds was speachless after doing it. so dont comment about it unless you have done it move than once



EVERYONE READ ON PLEASE,



one thing ive learned is they CAN read your mind.

i asked one spirit what was my address...
it then spelt out my address...wtf?
when i asked for my mobile phone number
it would spell it out...
every question you ask about yourself...it WILL know.
even your sexuality and favourite band...

i noticed when u dont think of the answers in your head...they dont know.
also, every spirit we contacted...over 50 of them. they all died by either suicide, murder, gas chamber, war, disease, car crash...all un natrual stuff..
i beleive, if you die that way you go into limbo.., and using the oujua board is the only way to contact them.

one thing a little kid spirit "matt" told us once i'll never forget..

we were talkin to him right, then suddenly he said he HAS to say goodbye because the darkness is coming...then pointed to the smiley face...and he was gone.

and he also said he wasnt dead or alive,, just sleeping kind of. like a dream.

thats fucked up...thin he was around 13, died in a car crash in queensland aus.

dont beleive it? this proves its real and made us all get a shiver up our spine,
this dude came through, think his name was glenn he said he was 51 but he died of lung cancer from smokin, he had 3 boys and 2 girls. and he died the night before we contacted him. he lived not far from where i do,,and even said a street in which he used to live years before he died....which jus so happens to be up the road from me. i still didnt fully beleive him, cause they do lie alot...then next day we looked in the death pages in the newspaper and funny enough...there was glenn, 51 years old, lived in latrobe, of cancer. 3 sons 2 daughters. my friend still has the cutout somewhere.

EXPLAIN THAT SCEPTICS!!

its sad that he went on to say he is in hell..
i asked if he was craving a smoke
he said yes
he smoked holiday gold
i asked whats it like to die?
he said painfull
i said are you ok
he said yes
we asked if he misses his family
he said no

we asked other stuff, but thats all i cant remember sorry.


i was abusing it for a few days...when i didnt like a spirit id give it so much shit they would go or would act immature...some of the time we played it we were stoned as well, which ive read your NOT suppose to do, but we did.
the adverage evil spirit would just say shit like,

kill
james
rape
james
die
james
your goin you hell
kill your freind

all that kinda stuff...and it would fling off the board or it would move around the board so fast we couldnt control it.



i cant tell u ALL now...its REAL SHIT i was telling all the spirits thatr they are fuckin stupit, and they cant spell for shit and just pissing them off, and not respecting them. it may seem cool and funny to give them shit at the time. but once the fun is over and ur alone in your bed...they can fuck you up.

3 days after pissing them off...everynight between 1am - 3am i would wake up in a thick sweat...i remember having a good dream , then it would turn into a nightmare..and i would awake for no reason. this would happen for 3 nights, my freinds told me thats a warning sign to stop, but i didnt listen.
each night i woke up sweating more..and i SWEAR something else was in the room...on the second night i started to worry, casue i woke again covered in sweat. felt the precence of something even more.
then on night 3, i was dreaming a happy dream, it turned evil, i awoke, out of breath, swimming in sweat on a cold night. i awoke with the right side of my head facing the pillow. with my ear pointing to the cealing.. i remember feeling air flo throught my ear like someine was blowing into it...then i heard this FUCKING LOUD SCREAM. the most demonic scream ive ever heard for about 3 seconds...i cant explain it. it wasnt human thats for sure. it was so loud i had to close my eyes. its the most evil thing ive ever experinced...and it sounded like more than one demon.. i fuckin froze in shock...i then felt like something was goining through my thoughts bacause i was thinking of really random shit...and having flash backs from my memory. i was deff for a few seconds after it. i was crying tears of shock i was so freaked i then felt something touch my leg...i was forced to turn the light on, i couldnt stand it...and from this day, that is the most freakest thing to happen to me....and since then i havent used the oujua board. its scary because i know ONLY i could heard it...i swear something was kneling over me, screaming into my ear it freaks me out as i type this bacause i just cannot explain it.

i have more stories but im fuckin tired of typin.

have fun.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

sorry bout the spellin too but im stoned.

[Euphoric]

Wow those are some awesome experiences stoned as fuk person!!!

yes i think spirits can give you nightmares, somehow. I've had plenty of horrible dreams then wake up and sense them in the room...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Some Christians would consider the following phrases to be â??taking the Lordâ??s name in vainâ?�:

For the love of God!
MARY, MOTHER OF CHRIST!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!
Jumpin Jiminy Christmas

Therefore, I think that maybe other, non-lord sayings, should suffice as replacements, such as:
Holy Fuckin' Moses!

Hope this helps!

[Myth1184]

1...they are fake...2..largest producer of these boards is Milton Bradley..so they are technically a TOY. And besides..if ANY of you actually get into this, you would know you only use the board at the Witching Hour...which is 2am...

[Funkamander]

Oh please Myth.

Everyone knows Milton Bradley holds the key to communicating with spirits. That's why they mass-produce them. So that we can all contact spirits. It has nothing to do with taking advantage of slumber parties.

Spirits.

[mrdevious]

1...they are fake...2..largest producer of these boards is Milton Bradley..so they are technically a TOY. And besides..if ANY of you actually get into this, you would know you only use the board at the Witching Hour...which is 2am...

true, but if you dare to question the validity of the magic powers of the milton bradly toys, or anything else for that matter, you're "closed minded with no concept of true reality":rolleyes:

[opiuser]

Jesus christ it's amazing that grown people believe in a piece of cardboard made by a kid in tailand and sold in walmart.


actually, they dont sell them in walmarts. Ive heard that if you find one there, it's looking for you.

just stooperstition

[mrdevious]

actually, they dont sell them in walmarts. Ive heard that if you find one there, it's looking for you.

just stooperstition


Well now I'm just scared :eek:

[seedbare]

If you ever "reach the top" you would know that the spirit world is real, it is a testable theory, which I have in the past tested and am satisfied with my conclusion.
1. you can ask for information you have no possible way of knowing, I tested this by asking for phone numbers of employers which were hiring, which "they" provided (ps I also have communicated with seth, just to let you know "seth" was said to be the egyptian personification of evil, (I never got that feeling though). the story goes that it was invented in the early 1900's ect. but I believe a board of that type was found in one of the tomb's of egypt, (the egyptians were very advanced and had access to universal knowledge) the pyramids themselves are themselves a communication device although the knowledge has been surpressed.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

1...they are fake...2..largest producer of these boards is Milton Bradley..so they are technically a TOY. And besides..if ANY of you actually get into this, you would know you only use the board at the Witching Hour...which is 2am...

1.. you dont know shit, 2, its deff NOT a TOY! people have goin to physco centers because it fucked with their mind...people have died from mysterious ways from over using them and abusing them.


and your wrong again...

some of the best spirits came out in broad daylight...

(this is when i first started doing it)

one of the nicest spirits i met, forgot her name but shes like 80 sumthin, we got her spirit to slam the front door in BROAD DAYLIGHT...with traffic just outside..we were doing it all night so we got spirits all through the day., we were talking to this old woman for over 3 hours, then my freinds rellies drove in the front yard, the door was wide open,
the got out of the car and headed for the house, my freind went out side to see them, i guess the spirit thought they were going to come in the house and it said something about telling them to go away. so we (me and my other freind) asked it to shut the door,, second later. SLAM goes the door...me and my freind both looked at each other with out jaws dropped lol. we then told it to lock it (using the chain) and we saw the chain move up slightly, but it couldnt lock it.
i also asked her to tap my Shoulder, then i felt something tapping my Shoulder, i couldnt beleive this...i asked where she was in the room,... she said right next to me lol

she had a crush on me. and said i was hot and all this.
she also said she was my gardian angel. lol i dont beleive that. but i asked her to always look out for me and she said yes.


:)


i gotta say, its the most fun ive ever had. its sooo interesting and weird entering into another dimension and being able to communicate with the dead. you get the biggest rush ever.

butttt after my bad experience i think i'll stay away from it..

[S8ted]

Personaly I have never used one and the curiosity in me wants me to but my fear says no. I'd just like to know if anyone hear has ever tried one and what happened. I also understand that these are powerful tools no matter how you believe they work. Also please don't go on about how they are fake and are rigged up a certain way to make them say certain things.:thumbsup:

Ouija Boards are basically a door to the spirit world. i've had plENty of experiences, none negative.

[Toothpick]

Yeah I was talking to this person and they said that they don't know everything just they are extremly smart and know just about everything they would need to know and are powerful predicters. This guy also said that they can't enter your mind they can only guess what your thinking and they are pretty damn good at guessing. Sooooo I was wondering if anyone with more guts then me could put that to the test after communing ask the spirit or demon or whatever what you are thinking at the exact moment and think of something completly random that has nothing to do with anything. I decided I plan on using one but not in the near future after reading that story of stonedasfuk I decided to wait until I have a wife so I know I won't have to sleep alone that night. :P

[S8ted]

1.. you dont know shit, 2, its deff NOT a TOY! people have goin to physco centers because it fucked with their mind...people have died from mysterious ways from over using them and abusing them.


and your wrong again...

some of the best spirits came out in broad daylight...

(this is when i first started doing it)

one of the nicest spirits i met, forgot her name but shes like 80 sumthin, we got her spirit to slam the front door in BROAD DAYLIGHT...with traffic just outside..we were doing it all night so we got spirits all through the day., we were talking to this old woman for over 3 hours, then my freinds rellies drove in the front yard, the door was wide open,
the got out of the car and headed for the house, my freind went out side to see them, i guess the spirit thought they were going to come in the house and it said something about telling them to go away. so we (me and my other freind) asked it to shut the door,, second later. SLAM goes the door...me and my freind both looked at each other with out jaws dropped lol. we then told it to lock it (using the chain) and we saw the chain move up slightly, but it couldnt lock it.
i also asked her to tap my Shoulder, then i felt something tapping my Shoulder, i couldnt beleive this...i asked where she was in the room,... she said right next to me lol

she had a crush on me. and said i was hot and all this.
she also said she was my gardian angel. lol i dont beleive that. but i asked her to always look out for me and she said yes.


:)


i gotta say, its the most fun ive ever had. its sooo interesting and weird entering into another dimension and being able to communicate with the dead. you get the biggest rush ever.

butttt after my bad experience i think i'll stay away from it..

I find it quite amazing for someone your age to be experiencing so much from such a simple piece of craft. with my luck i'd most likely end up with dementia after taking all your experiences.
Be strong, Stay Strong!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

When my dad was younger they played with them, i think he said a girl asked how long til she died and the board said 2 years or something and then 2 years later (roughly) she got hit by a truck, lol!!! True story.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

I find it quite amazing for someone your age to be experiencing so much from such a simple piece of craft. with my luck i'd most likely end up with dementia after taking all your experiences.
Be strong, Stay Strong!

:thumbsup: thanks, i wasnt expecting it to be that full on. ive now learnt to respect the them.
and the weird thing is we used 2 different ouija boards, one was a proper bought board (cardboard) and the other was just an image of one we printed of the computer onto a A3 size paper...the print out ended up working better and we used it 90% of the time

its amazing how you can contact the dead via something as simple as a piece of paper...

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

:thumbsup: thanks, i wasnt expecting it to be that full on. ive now learnt to respect the them.
and the weird thing is we used 2 different ouija boards, one was a proper bought board (cardboard) and the other was just an image of one we printed of the computer onto a A3 size paper...the print out ended up working better and we used it 90% of the time

its amazing how you can contact the dead via something as simple as a piece of paper...

lol, if i was you i'd stop fucking with Ouija Boards. Your contacting spirits but you don't know what kind of spirits your contacting. I think that girl my dad knew that asked when she'd die is a dumbass anyway. Still pretty freaky that she died when the Ouija Board said she would.

[WeekenD TokeR]

I have a 15 year old Irish murder victim possessing a candle in my room as a result of Ouija. I have such a deep connection with him, I find myself accidentally sharing my astral body with him during lucid dreaming on many occassions. I've had some pretty fucked up experiences with Ouija though. Like once we had a demon named Vikki put an extra track on a CD of my friends. She blew the posters off my wall and threw my belongings to the floor. Then my friend called her a stupid cunt and my other friend, Craig, was laughin' his ass off. She wrote extremely quickly "Stop laughing, Craig" when we hadn't told her our names. Then she said she'd punish my friend for insulting her. The next day he fell down a flight of stairs. Don't fuck with demons.

Peace

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I have a 15 year old Irish murder victim possessing a candle in my room as a result of Ouija. I have such a deep connection with him, I find myself accidentally sharing my astral body with him during lucid dreaming on many occassions. I've had some pretty fucked up experiences with Ouija though. Like once we had a demon named Vikki put an extra track on a CD of my friends. She blew the posters off my wall and threw my belongings to the floor. Then my friend called her a stupid cunt and my other friend, Craig, was laughin' his ass off. She wrote extremely quickly "Stop laughing, Craig" when we hadn't told her our names. Then she said she'd punish my friend for insulting her. The next day he fell down a flight of stairs. Don't fuck with demons.

Peace

lol. Some people think Ouija boards are complete bullshit. I hav'nt tried one myself but i 100% believe they are real, also i don't think that story my dad told me he would of made up. I might try a Quija board one day, but i don't think i will because i don't want to fuck with them. Sucks that he fell down a flight of stairs. But as long as he's ok then now im glad he did'nt piss his demon off to much! :thumbsup:

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

lol, ok. i found a weird onine one, that did'nt work it just came up with random letters that made no sense. but now i'v found this one - http://www.byzant.com/spiritboard/caution.asp

Im thinkin of tryin it out to see what happens :D ;)

[S8ted]

:thumbsup: thanks, i wasnt expecting it to be that full on. ive now learnt to respect the them.
and the weird thing is we used 2 different ouija boards, one was a proper bought board (cardboard) and the other was just an image of one we printed of the computer onto a A3 size paper...the print out ended up working better and we used it 90% of the time

its amazing how you can contact the dead via something as simple as a piece of paper...

a printed ouija board,..i might try that sometime.
quite scary.

[Twoshots]

Think you will find that the witching hour is actually 3am.
Its to do with the time that JC was crucified and taking the piss.
Must mention that JC was in the PM not the AM btw.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

erhm... i shouldnt be here... but... i cant help it.


y'all hardly seem to understand what you're dealing with.


i see someone thinks they met a demon... who was MOST LIKELY nothing more than a very disgruntled soul. even souls can become confused and believe they are something they are not, to the point of becoming that something.

if you have a board, STOP FUCKING AROUND! STOP USING IT FOR FUN YOU IGNORANT SELFISH FUCKINGASSHOLES!!!

seriously, this pisses me off. if you're going to contact people from the afterlife, HELP THEM, for god's sakes, stop fucking around!

if you meet someone with problems through an Oija board, talk to them, connect with them, get to understand their predisposition, and help them understand they must move on!


people here sicken me.

[zscorpio5281]

During this past dark summer of mine, I went ahead and bought a ouija board. Not a Milton Bradley one, but I found some cool boards online and ordered a handcarved one. It's pretty cool and I took some time picking out the best one that I wanted (Each board can have its own little personality based on its design). I figured if I was going to do this, I was going to go all out.

Anyhow, it shouldn't necessarily matter on the board but more about your state of mind. If you believe and stay focused, hey, something might happen. But if you treat it as a joke and don't believe it is real, then it won't be. Do try and get creative though and buy your 'own' board. Stay away from those Milton Bradleys. They're just mainstream and lame. And they don't work as well (so I've heard).

The funny thing is, I never actually tried channeling spirits. I had the board out while I smoked and took abstract photos. When I smoke, I love to take pictures and do it all the time. But when the board was out I had a pretty freaky illusion and that was my fault for even doing what I was doing. My mind played tricks on me but nonetheless freaked me the fuck out. It is as real as you want to make of it. From this one experience alone, I'm a believer and the board is definitely a gateway.

Ever since my last ouija board experiences (Oct. '05) I have had the worst luck in my entire life. Got arrested, car broke down, might lose my job, and so on. NOTHING has gone right for me. Is this just a streak of bad luck or did I mess around with something I shouldn't have? Who knows.

Just be careful, research the proper channeling methods online. Believe, stay focused, and be 'better' than the spirits/demons/whatever you run into. Have confidence and have power. Make sure you are the one that controls the board. Many of these 'good' spirits are evil ones just playing with you.

[amsterdam]

Ouiji boards are for kids aged 10-14 to use while at a slumber party.

[bedake]

yea, personally I feel that ouiji boards are for morons. Milton bradly makes tools for contacting the underworld? haha! You know if i just rest my hands lightly on my wang and put letters infront of it it starts to point out words too.

[mrdevious]

yea, personally I feel that ouiji boards are for morons. Milton bradly makes tools for contacting the underworld? haha! You know if i just rest my hands lightly on my wang and put letters infront of it it starts to point out words too.

I don't know man, they seem to be powerfull enough to cause a psychotic episode in Stonershadowwolf:eek:

[Openmind559]

moron said
"I was playing the online ouija board saturday night and like ever since then i`ve had a string of bad luck, my parents took away my car keys, my friend got pissed at me, my girlfriend quit talkin to me. I honestly havent done anything to deserve this kinda punishment. Anyone ever had this problem?"

I've had the same happen to me without using the board, that is mere coincidence. Don't we have bad luck once in a while? There is no such thing is luck either, you get what you ask and work for. And if you notice many of those answering in this forum are being sarcastic, not realistic cause they see what a joke it is. People that don't know any better fall for that and many other things though. For any of that crap idiots talk about check out this site, always check out this site until you begin to learn critical thinking: http://www.skepdic.com/contents.html

[Openmind559]

Also, check who is telling you, are they reliable sources? Scholars on the issue? What is their basis for their believes? First hand knowledge or hearsay? If first hand knowledge, what proof do they have of it's supernatural effects? Be always critical, always ask questions, always know that if you believe somebody on just their word then most likely it will be easy for any moron to convince you of stuff without your researching it first. Look at who wrote the page, letter, website, book, etc. before you make your own conclusions based on evidence, not on emotion or fear.

Bottom line, from experience, Ouija boards are bullshit!

[mrdevious]

Also, check who is telling you, are they reliable sources? Scholars on the issue? What is their basis for their believes? First hand knowledge or hearsay? If first hand knowledge, what proof do they have of it's supernatural effects? Be always critical, always ask questions, always know that if you believe somebody on just their word then most likely it will be easy for any moron to convince you of stuff without your researching it first. Look at who wrote the page, letter, website, book, etc. before you make your own conclusions based on evidence, not on emotion or fear.

Bottom line, from experience, Ouija boards are bullshit!


THANK YOU for allowing me to once again have faith in the human races ability to utilize critical thought.




























I'll be over to orally pleasure you shortly ;) .

[Openmind559]

WTF r u talking bout?

[mrdevious]

WTF r u talking bout?

well the top part speaks for itself. the bottom part was just sheer boredom induced shock effect.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I believe that anything will work if you put your mind to it...and I mean that literally. I don't mean that in the "Oh, you can make as much filthy money as you want doing whatever the fuck you want if you try hard enough" bullshit. If you can believe without a shadow of a doubt that something is going to happen, then it will. If you have doubt, then the universe will go back to the laws of physics. That's what I believe, though.

I'd really love to try a ouijii board...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Cheers to my 15 hundredth post, by the way.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

I don't know man, they seem to be powerfull enough to cause a psychotic episode in Stonershadowwolf:eek:

the government is powerful enough to do that, lol sheesh :rolleyes:

pay attention man!

[cannamail]

MrDevious, I find it amusing how you have a depiction of Buddha as your avatar, yet you take the name of the Lord in vain.
Can I ask you not to blaspheme the Lord? Im OK with swearing, shit, I swear like a trooper myself, but can you please refrain from using the Lords name in vain?
Thanks.

Jesus wept Swizzy hope thats a joke :confused: you know thats religious censorship don't you? Holy mary mother of whatnot I can't believe it I just better say I won't be able to keep to that why it'd be harder than a priest in a playground for a jerk like me.:D
Just thought that needed saying.:p