My personal announcement to Paige...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Okay, since you told EVERYONE HERE without telling ME...I'm going to tell YOU some things here.

First of all, that was a really BITCHY thing to do. You know, you said you LIKED a guy, but you didn't MENTION the fact that you're GOING OUT WITH HIM.

Second, you could have called me and TOLD me that you had had your first time, INSTEAD OF TELLING THESE PEOPLE.

Third, Thanks a lot for driving me insane with love and then ripping my heart out.
My bro was right, you did end up hurting me in the end.

Whatever, though, we're still best friends. <3

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Bumpity bump until Paigey looks at it.

[slipknotpsycho]

so then the people awhile back were right, you wanna do paige.

[Powder Puff]

Of course he does! He's male!!:)

To bad pengi! You'll find someone.. hint hint!!:p

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Hint hint? wtf is your problem???

And what's this about me wanting to fuck Paige? I mean, it's not a bad idea, but I'm not all <3 over her because she's damn fine...

[Powder Puff]

Hint hint? wtf is your problem???
I don't take you for the joking person??:)

[slipknotpsycho]

Hint hint? wtf is your problem???

And what's this about me wanting to fuck Paige? I mean, it's not a bad idea, but I'm not all <3 over her because she's damn fine...
it was said awhile back, either the thread you first introduced her to cannabis, or one of her first threads... i dunno it's been awhile i just remember it coming up and you saying something along the lines of "never she's liek a sister" or some shit... goddamnit i'm too drunk to play memory games... WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

No, I said I wouldn't take advantage of two stoned girls...

I'm a joking person, I just wasn't when I posted that up there :D

[Paige]

eh

true true

i am a bitch .. i will go to hell..

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

No you won't...

If you do, I'll be there trying to keep Satan from you.

[pixel]

ilu penguin!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Thank you, Pixel.

I love you too.

[s2headhunter]

damn paige your sexy girl..i dunno what this threads really about but msg me on aim girl.. lol just to talk ....my sn is zitoedduder ........sorry if im crossing a line with anyone on this thread lol i have no idea what its about all i know is paige is sexy

[tokinggreg]

damn paige your sexy girl..i dunno what this threads really about but msg me on aim girl.. lol just to talk ....my sn is zitoedduder ........sorry if im crossing a line with anyone on this thread lol i have no idea what its about all i know is paige is sexy

Dude.. she's just going to think you're creepy. She has a boyfriend. Don't try to get in her e-pants.

[Aristotle]

Kidnap her siblings to get her attention. She's obviously not interested in you right now and this is a quick way to get that attention.

If she doesn't have siblings, slip some sort of non-lethal poison into her soup. When she's not at school for an extended period of time, spread the rumor that she sucked off the big flamboyant senior(there's one in every high school) and told him she just wanted to practice giving head, but instead, wound up with a minor STD because said flamboyant kid sleeps with dirty guys in porn theatres(according to Tom Hanks in Philadelphia).

Last time I checked, though, girls don't find it a turn on when you have to use a message board to try and profess love to a girl in a pitiful, desperate, attention-seeking way.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

What the hell are you talking about, Aristotle???

This isn't attention-seeking, the message was only to her but I can't keep other people from coming in here and seeing it.

Be quiet.

[silasbotwin]

uh. try a telephone. you are 100% attention-seeking.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol...this has gone from a thread to a comedy.

[slipknotpsycho]

/slap for everyone that can't tell this is all meant to be funny and thinks it's serious.

[silasbotwin]

i dont care what it is. this isnt a fucking chatroom.

[smoke ranger]

PENGUIN, life is much more, than a whore!!! No offense to the woman in question!!!

[MullManiac]

Oh god this is painful to listen to. Just slip some GHB in her drink one night PENGUIN and get over it.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

What the fuck are your people's problems!?

I'm not trying to get in her pants, get the fuck over it.

This isn't attention-seeking, whoever said it was.

Or else I would have directed this to the public, not Paige.

I only started this thread because I had to find out some shit VIA these boards instead of via Paige. If you actually read the first post, you'd realize that.

Piss off.

[Aristotle]

What the hell are you talking about, Aristotle???

This isn't attention-seeking, the message was only to her but I can't keep other people from coming in here and seeing it.

Be quiet.
I'll fight you. Seriously. Where do you live?

Pussy.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

*looks in mirror*

Nope, human.

[d00d989]

ROFL^

god thats the best comeback ive ever heard to being called a pussy

find a new chick, penguin

[hihigh]

lol i love this shit it's like a soap opera

it's even more entertaining reading it blazed, hahaa.

[Esoteric416]

I know its wrong, but this was the funniest shit I've read in a long time.
Thanks for the thread Penguin, even though you didn't intend for it to come out this way.

[Smokes]

I'll fight you. Seriously. Where do you live?

Pussy.
Oh my god aristotle... thats soo funny.. well maybe im just high.. but its still funny

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Just so y'all know...

I'm LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW!

[slipknotpsycho]

"In other news, most of the posted messages today on Cannabis.com seemed to lack actual points. It is speculated there is a deflation of their favored mind altering substance that is causing this phenomonon. Stay tuned for more up-to-the minute updates."

[Not Enough Herb]

Oh god this is painful to listen to. Just slip some GHB in her drink one night PENGUIN and get over it.

LMAO...^that is good advice, just get the job done.

aristotle you are the man

penguin man give it up, we all know you want paige's coochie, you were just too slow bro. the early bird gets the worm, or in this case, the poontang.

theres plenty of fish in the sea though, and your young, so no worries. i must admit paige is a fine catch, too bad shes in someone else boat.

:pimp: :thumbsup:

later

[endo..jay]

penguin grow the fuck up man you need to relize the better man won here and it wasnt you

and further more if you dont want all these comment s then dont fuckin bring your personal life onto the boards no body wants to hear about the one who gat away and nobody wants to hear you whine cuz you couldnt tag a piece of ass boo fuckin hoo

[BabyFacedAbortion]

GROW UP.

She fucked some dude.
Big deal, you're just mad she didn't spread her legs for you.
Obviously that says something about her if she didn't tell her <quote>best friend<unqoute>

She doesn't want you.
Sorry, but she doesn't.
Why do you want to hang out with someone like that, let alone dedicate your feelings nad heart to her?
That's kind of sad.

And yeah,

This was attention seeking. Atleast admit it, you couldn't do this to her face?

Grow up, this isn't fucking highschool it's called LIFE.

[endo..jay]

lol

I'm all good now.

No problems.

I'm so happy, calm, and relaxed right now, you guys have no idea (I'm not high, either)

lmao

[Not Enough Herb]

jesus christ when is this god dam soap opera gonna end.

ive bitched in like 5 different threads now

jesus

later

[slipknotpsycho]

theres plenty of fish in the sea though

and plenty of hookers that smell like fish OUT of the sea.

[thetritetrigger]

here's a tip for keeping half ass internet girlfriends even longer. talk to them one on one. girls usually don't like to be put on a chopping block. especially on a public marijuana forum on the internet. these are better solutions.
1) phone 2) AIM/yahoo/msn/etc 3) email.

[hihigh]

lol penguin is a little bitch

[Skink]

I would give my 2¢ here,but that's all it would be worth...

Skink

[endo..jay]

I would give my 2¢ here,but that's all it would be worth...

Skink

here ill do it for ya

:twocents:

[endo..jay]

here's a tip for keeping half ass internet girlfriends even longer. talk to them one on one. girls usually don't like to be put on a chopping block. especially on a public marijuana forum on the internet. these are better solutions.
1) phone 2) AIM/yahoo/msn/etc 3) email.

haha the guy with 10 posts has the best info

[im chris]

he's just 15 .. cut him a break.

hahaha

[Aristotle]

We're just fucking with you, dude. I suffer from social anxiety, fantasize about a different girl in almost all of my classes at school and rarely talk to them. My love life is probably more depressing than yours, but you just got to be positive, find things your good at or enjoy doing to keep your mind occupied, and always try to be optimistic.. no matter what the situation.

You also have to think long term. Right now, I can barely get any girls. I'm fairly attractive, smart, witty, and if you get to know me I'm pretty funny, but that's not enough for me apparently because I'm so shy. But I'm getting in shape, learning a second language, excelling in school, reading a lot and learning how to cook. By the time I'm in college I'll be light years ahead of almost every one my age, that my confidence alone will attract girls.

You can't just feel sorry for yourself. I did that for way too long, but thankfully my friend changed me before I basically died(by simply just going through life feeling sorry for myself).

Also, everyone becomes motivated once in awhile. Whether it be witnessing someone be great at what you want to become good at, or simply just reading a book or even a quote, you get inspired to do certain things. You get a lump in your throat and you want to change. You wake up the next morning and it's gone. You have to cease the moment and set your mind.

It will be VERY hard to change for the better, but you always have to fantasize about the rewards. Don't worry about other people. If you have to worry about what they think, that's an indicator that you're both unconfident and that they probably don't like you. People makes jokes to friends all the time, but rarely say them in public sometimes even if they know it will get laughs. People are confident around people they know and like, and if you're NOT confident around them, then they don't know you. But if you have the confidence to change and become better at life, you'll have the qualities of someone that person WANTS TO KNOW, both increasing your popularity and self-esteem greatly.

Don't be swayed, either. My life is currently becoming much better and I really want to start writing a novel(basically after the idea this post is based on--people not chasing their dreams) but whenever I'm by my laptop mostly, I say to myself "Nah dude, I'll start writing later. I have to go to somewhere soon," as well as other excuses. This is hypocritical, but you can't be swayed by minor things.

[420purplehaze420]

settle down people this guys 15 he had his little puberty stricken heart crushed, its better i happens now then when hes 20 and he ends up living with his parents until hes middle aged. just get over her and move on its all about confidence

[s2headhunter]

whoever said that she would thin k iwas creepy...why because i think shes sexy and wanted to chat? i have a gf also...i just wanted to chat dude ...its the freaking internet im not trying to get fucked over the net bud...

[s2headhunter]

whoever said that she would thin k iwas creepy...why because i think shes sexy and wanted to chat? i have a gf also...i just wanted to chat dude ...its the freaking internet im not trying to get fucked over the net bud...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Ha.

I have a different girlfriend.

A cheerleader :D

Woo hoo!

Thanks for all the advice, guys! :D

I feel on top of the world right now :D:D:D:D

[Brey]

penguin, i feel fucking sorry for u dude. i would offer u a solution, but the fact is, there is nothing that can be done. ur gonna be like this for life, guy.

hey, look on the bright side: theres always the internet where ppl will pay attention 2 u, i mean, look at how long this thread has gone on...

anyway, good luck with ur "cheerleader girlfriend"

wat a zoran
ha

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

lol

I wasn't joking about that.

Except we're not going out, we're just friends, lol...I misinterpreted her answer to the question hahaha

I'm not an attention whore, dude.

[endo..jay]

then why bring your problems to the board if your not an attention whore?

cuz paige dont care she only posted once

sorry man i think ur a pussy for confronting her on a msg board rather than in person..shows what kind of man...er boy you really are

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Whatever, man, you can think that.

I'm over Paige, no problems now.

I'm just chillin' listening to music right now.

I feel pretty happy about it, too :D.

[420purplehaze420]

I have a different girlfriend.

A cheerleader :D


...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Hey, I misunderstood the girl's answer.

Actually, she misunderstood the question.

"You wanna go out sometime"

"Sure!"

*next day*

"Are we going out?"

"Did you ask me out? *confused smiley*"

"I think I did"

"Oh, I thought you asked if you wanted to hang out. idk maybe we'll go out if we hang out more first"

I'm going after her, so yeah.

:thumbsup:

[tokinggreg]

I think someone should tie an anchor to this thread and let it drop to the bottom of the ocean of threads. This is retarded beyond the point of retardedness (just being blunt). Speaking of blunts... bye.

[hihigh]

Hey, I misunderstood the girl's answer.

Actually, she misunderstood the question.

"You wanna go out sometime"

"Sure!"

*next day*

"Are we going out?"

"Did you ask me out? *confused smiley*"

"I think I did"

"Oh, I thought you asked if you wanted to hang out. idk maybe we'll go out if we hang out more first"

I'm going after her, so yeah.

:thumbsup:



lol sounds like an im conversation between two 6th graders

[Aristotle]

Fuck you guys for not complimenting my inspiritational post. If George W. Bush said that shit his approval rating would go up 30%.

Assholes. And attention-defecit disorder victims.

[friendowl]

people in utah are weird.

[Gecko]

No one cares about your personal problems. Since ya'll live so close, talk on the phone. There's always AIM, MSN, IRC, Google Chat, you can even talk to each other in real life. There is no need to put this here. No need at all.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Fuck you guys for not complimenting my inspiritational post. If George W. Bush said that shit his approval rating would go up 30%.

Assholes. And attention-defecit disorder victims.
I didn't see that post before last time I posted.

It was excellent!

Personal problems?

Relationship problems I'd understand, but anyone who starts a thread here is looking for a solution to a personal problem.

I agree, this thread should die. I usually continue posting in the threads I create until people stop responding...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

lol sounds like an im conversation between two 6th graders

Excuse me for having memory troubles, you asshole.

[VoidLivesOn]

HAHAHA! Did I not say a month ago when these two were typing <//3 to each other and making stupid unapt threads about there dumb relationship, this would not last? Now there making stupid shitty unapt threads about how there broken up.Nice.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I was wondering what was taking so long, Void.

[VoidLivesOn]

Yeah sorry, had to attend to a bowl.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

It's a shame you missed the part of this thread where I would have gotten pissed at your comments...

Could have been fun :D

[im chris]

Well at least his location is right ... :o

[Not Enough Herb]

hmm, aristotle once again u r the man. what u said is exactly how ppl need to see life. and jessica alba is fuckin sexy

penguin, its hard to believe your over paige already, ITS ALSO HARD TO BELIEVE WERE ALL STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS, but besides that, ill keep it simple because ive said enough to you.

you will love, fall out of love, and love again. your young man, bitches come and bitches go. have fun, date around, you sound like a smart kid use ur brain to your advantage.

goodluck with your love life

later

[MaryjaneMenehune]

Yeah, I am going to add another post. "Why?", you might be thinking. The reason is simple, I f***ing bothered to invest a good five or more minutes to reading this rollercoaster of drama that some call a message board. I feel cheap and kind of angry at the whole pervertedness of it all. Man, I've got to say that it is amazing that you are going to set your standards so high as to attempt to go out with a cheerleader. Is it stereotypical for a pubescent boy to be fantasizing about dating a cheerleader or am I being dillusional? This whole thing is just ridiculous, especially the part at the end where people feel obligated to post on their strong disapproval of the excessively verbose and lengthy thread. (Plus there are the people who plug pot somewhere in the middle of their rant.) I love it and I'm sickened by it all at once.
brilliant work, you couldn't have scripted it better.
-------> now let's get high :rasta:
-mjmenehune

[Harvesthetic]

Yeah, I am going to add another post. "Why?", you might be thinking. The reason is simple, I f***ing bothered to invest a good five or more minutes to reading this rollercoaster of drama that some call a message board. I feel cheap and kind of angry at the whole pervertedness of it all. Man, I've got to say that it is amazing that you are going to set your standards so high as to attempt to go out with a cheerleader. Is it stereotypical for a pubescent boy to be fantasizing about dating a cheerleader or am I being dillusional? This whole thing is just ridiculous, especially the part at the end where people feel obligated to post on their strong disapproval of the excessively verbose and lengthy thread. (Plus there are the people who plug pot somewhere in the middle of their rant.) I love it and I'm sickened by it all at once.
brilliant work, you couldn't have scripted it better.
-------> now let's get high :rasta:
-mjmenehune
hahahaha

you just owned cannabis.com :thumbsup: oh my great post

[420ultimatesmokage]

people in utah are weird.

don't group me in with all this drama:rolleyes:

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

hmm, aristotle once again u r the man. what u said is exactly how ppl need to see life. and jessica alba is fuckin sexy

penguin, its hard to believe your over paige already, ITS ALSO HARD TO BELIEVE WERE ALL STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS, but besides that, ill keep it simple because ive said enough to you.

you will love, fall out of love, and love again. your young man, bitches come and bitches go. have fun, date around, you sound like a smart kid use ur brain to your advantage.

goodluck with your love life

later

True, true, man.

Yeah, I'm pretty chill and laid back about everything right now, no big troubles.

Right now my only stress is all the people that have been hating on me in these threads that shouldn't even still be going...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Yeah, I am going to add another post. "Why?", you might be thinking. The reason is simple, I f***ing bothered to invest a good five or more minutes to reading this rollercoaster of drama that some call a message board. I feel cheap and kind of angry at the whole pervertedness of it all. Man, I've got to say that it is amazing that you are going to set your standards so high as to attempt to go out with a cheerleader. Is it stereotypical for a pubescent boy to be fantasizing about dating a cheerleader or am I being dillusional? This whole thing is just ridiculous, especially the part at the end where people feel obligated to post on their strong disapproval of the excessively verbose and lengthy thread. (Plus there are the people who plug pot somewhere in the middle of their rant.) I love it and I'm sickened by it all at once.
brilliant work, you couldn't have scripted it better.
-------> now let's get high :rasta:
-mjmenehune

Why go after a hot cheerleader?

Because I happen to know her? Why the hell shouldn't I try?

Now pass that joint...

[WeekenD TokeR]

I'm officially killing this thread. After this post, it dies. Forever.

[lateralus]

it was said awhile back, either the thread you first introduced her to cannabis, or one of her first threads... i dunno it's been awhile i just remember it coming up and you saying something along the lines of "never she's liek a sister" or some shit... goddamnit i'm too drunk to play memory games... WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!I believe my exact words were "I'd be preparing myself for heartbreak".

As for women: more fish in the sea! ALWAYS! Humans weren't built for commitment, and if you can maintain a healthy relationship (w/ excitement, trust, AND sex) you're one in a billion. When you've been in several close relationships, letting go seems easier, and more logical each time, at least in my case.

[Paige]

ah this is CRAZY!!!! and i am bringing it back up... cuz i just wasted like.. 30 minutes reading it all..

i cant even remember what i was goign to say.. except that the cheerleader he likes.. if i am guessing right.. it gross.. o well though.. good luck with that one jakey

[slipknotpsycho]

I'm officially killing this thread. After this post, it dies. Forever.
~performs CPR~

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

*points shotgun to thread and spool it came from* 1...
















2...











3...






















BLAM!!!!

No more thread.

[coloradosfinest]

This is the stupidest shit ever, and i know im just reviving a thread that should be dead by now, but dude, this is the least "smooth" action ever initiated in history. Just talk to her in person, it will work a lot better. Not trying to hate on you dude, but up your game and maybe you will make some progress. Peace.

[Strikerrr]

Don't get strung out dog but that paige girl looks hot dude. I'd be pissed if she was pissed at me.

[JBlaze82]

lets just get high everyone:smokin:

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

This is the stupidest shit ever, and i know im just reviving a thread that should be dead by now, but dude, this is the least "smooth" action ever initiated in history. Just talk to her in person, it will work a lot better. Not trying to hate on you dude, but up your game and maybe you will make some progress. Peace.

See, I already admitted this thread was a mistake.

Please don't keep reminding me.

Anyway, yeah, I know this was stupid now.