I'm going to bake my mom "brownies"

[hihigh]

Well she is against me smoking so i figured I will get her really ripped so she will realize how good it is to be stoned. I'm going to bake her brownies and throw like an ounce of midgrade in them.

Will she notice that there is weed in them? Like, is there going to be green pieces inside of them? lol..

I've never made magic brownies before so any advice is welcomed.

[Euphoric]

omg u rule

[LOVElife]

That would be a fuckin' liberty mate, doing that to your old girl!

If she wanted to do it, she would. Don't be slippery, its your mother!

[highjinx]

nah she prob wont see green bits, just mix it up real well so all the bits of bud get covered in chocolate!:dance:
hehe if she ends up totaly blazed take sum pics and post them!:D :stoned:

[Az.]

lol.....eating weed is (apparently) quite different to smoking it.....
...eating can be very overwhelming...so if she doesn't realise and eats alot...she may get seroiusly messed up and freak out!

but if your going to do it....gring the weed up to power so that there arn't big lumps of bud in there...lol

I wouldn't want my mum freaking out on me.....

[LOVElife]

^ If you would do that to your Old Girl, then you are all fuckin' mugs!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

dude just take the weed chunks out before you bake it.

BUT DONT DO THAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
That's like fucking date rape drugging your mother or something.
COME ON that's your mother

That's depressing and disrespectful.

Wow... Humanity is shit.

[hihigh]

well my mom is the kind of person where we really aren't on like the parent/son level. We are sort of equals/friends in a way? Am i making sense, lol. She isn't totally against weed, and we talk about it a lot, she just doesn't want me doing it 'cuz it's illegal.

I'm going to tell her i got it from a bake sale at my university, there actually is one coming up.



Maybe ill put in a half ounce.

or is this just a really bad idea? lol

[LOVElife]

Your a Fuckin' idiot for even contemplating it son! Get a grip kid, its your mother at the end of the day and it would, like I say, be a Liberty!

[hihigh]

okay- bad idea i guess!

i'm glad i consult cannabis.com with my stoned thoughts before acting them out


haha

[highjinx]

would she laugh about it afterwards or just kick the shit out of you?:rasta:

[Euphoric]

That's like fucking date rape drugging

um..without the date or rape.



I think everyone should spike the sober zombies' food!! Besides it just weed these people are making it seem like she will go insane but what if she likes it and starts helping u grow weed? Its worth it just for the fun of it though. Rock on!! :cool:

[LOVElife]

um..without the date or rape.



I think everyone should spike the sober zombies' food!! Besides it just weed these people are making it seem like she will go insane but what if she likes it and starts helping u grow weed? Its worth it just for the fun of it though. Rock on!! :cool:
Its still intoxicating someone, without their knowledge or permission, so fuck that!

I personally, obviously have no problems with weed, but some do, and thats up to them.

It's sly if he does it to his mother! Friends etc is abit more acceptable, but NOT your mother!

Think about eh? ;)

[hihigh]

i don't know, i don't think she would flip out, worse case scenario she would get kinda mad but i could just say i bought some bunk brownies from the bake sale and they must have put pestacides in them or something?


lolol

perhaps this weed has cllouded my judgement, but maybe it's a breakthrough that will lead to acceptence and a place to cultivate marijuana lol.

[Az.]

its kinda hard to imagine.....but put yourself in their position...

imagine this.....little bit different but (hopefully) you get the point

A smackhead son, a weed smoking dad....the dad says....skin up for us son....the smackhead son builds a spliff but secretly puts a bit of heroin in the spliff.....they smoke....the dad gets fucked up.....and gets fucking angry, freaked...."what have you done son?"!!!!....the son says "oh i just wanted you to see what its like....i thought you might like it!"

get the idea.....reading back through that....it was a weird example but.....:stoned:



i don't know, i don't think she would flip out, worse case scenario she would get kinda mad but i could just say i bought some bunk brownies from the bake sale and they must have put pestacides in them or something?


lolol

perhaps this weed has cllouded my judgement, but maybe it's a breakthrough that will lead to acceptence and a place to cultivate marijuana lol.


LMFAO....chances are she will have smoked before in her life.....she will know and she will say somthing like "i wasnt born yesterday"
lol pestacides in a cake....LOL :D

[stangle12]

im all for it

[stangle12]

heres what i recomend. Bake em. then straight up bring em to her
be like. hey, i have pot brownies.

[king kong bong]

^ If you would do that to your Old Girl, then you are all fuckin' mugs!

these chaps are away with the mixer.

[LOVElife]

im all for it
Yeah, but your'e a idiot with all due respect mate!



ITS PURE BULLSHIT IF HE DOES IT, AND YOU BUNCH OF IDIOTS TELLING HIM TO DO IT, JUST MAKES IT WORSE!


F . F . S

:mad:

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

dont you think if your mom wanted to try pot, she would have by now? it's not cool to give someone drugs without their knowledge and permission. why waste your bud on someone who doesnt want it, anyway?

[Euphoric]

people like that will never try it on their own. theyve been programmed to think that weed is bad and until they see ads for it on tv they will continue to hold fast to their idea that weed is bad.
so, a little non voluntary enlightenment is what they need. it shows that you care for her enjoyment of life even at your own risk and cost.
Can u believe Az. compared it to giving someone herion? Seriously. Its a weed brownie man

[420ultimatesmokage]

don't do it, drugging someone without their permission is not cool especially if its your mom

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I made a thread about me making brownies and wanted to "dope the family".
Well I made some brownies last night.. I would have absolutely loved to have gotten my family high. I've considered it before, but the con's majorly outweigh the pro's so I didn't bother.
I say if you're like that with her, your relationship like that, then go for it, but don't waste an ounce, just make a small batch and put like a 1/4 in it or something.

[Az.]

people like that will never try it on their own. theyve been programmed to think that weed is bad and until they see ads for it on tv they will continue to hold fast to their idea that weed is bad.
so, a little non voluntary enlightenment is what they need. it shows that you care for her enjoyment of life even at your own risk and cost.
Can u believe Az. compared it to giving someone herion? Seriously. Its a weed brownie man

i know, thats why i said it may sound a bit weird but if you think about it....
forgetting about all the addiction (heroin) and shit....more the effect it would have on a person if they wern't expecting it....
they may not know what the fuck is going on....and freak out or think they are going insane...i dont know....to her heroin and weed are both illegal....and on the same level (TO HER!!!)

it was more the point of seeing it from his parents eyes...if you knew nothing about weed except that is was illegal.....oh fuck knows....lmao....just forget it



and i was not trying to compare it to weed!!.

[ibreakthings]

I thought about doing that to my mom too.

But then i said fuck it and smoked all my weed.

[Shelbay]

people like that will never try it on their own. theyve been programmed to think that weed is bad and until they see ads for it on tv they will continue to hold fast to their idea that weed is bad.
so, a little non voluntary enlightenment is what they need. it shows that you care for her enjoyment of life even at your own risk and cost.
Can u believe Az. compared it to giving someone herion? Seriously. Its a weed brownie man
What the hell did YOUR parents do to you for you to believe that this is okay?? His MOTHER?? Or anyone for that matter....wow....

[endo..jay]

nah she prob wont see green bits, just mix it up real well so all the bits of bud get covered in chocolate!:dance:


i just strain it out in a cheese cloth then there is no weed at all

although i am totally against druging your MOTHER, christ man, if she wants to smoke then she would smoke there is no sense in druging her

[Musician]

well my mom is the kind of person where we really aren't on like the parent/son level. We are sort of equals/friends in a way? Am i making sense, lol. She isn't totally against weed, and we talk about it a lot, she just doesn't want me doing it 'cuz it's illegal.

I'm going to tell her i got it from a bake sale at my university, there actually is one coming up.



Maybe ill put in a half ounce.

or is this just a really bad idea? lol

dude you are my hero

[SensiRide]

I dont think she will enjoy if you lace it without her knowing. I dont know about you guys, but the few times I've eaten hash/weed I've been so baked, its unreal. My Uncle gave my grandad (who's 72) a potent space cookie and he ended up in hospital, not being able to breathe properly and feeling dizzy and sick - its not nice to force a drug upon someone ,especially as you dont know how they will react. She will end up thinking cannabis is worse than it is because she had frightening experience!

[brains]

yeah..i agree with someone previous to this. i say bake a batch and tell her they have pot in them. ask her if she wants one..... who knows.

[beachguy in thongs]

Just tell your Mom to move to Ghana, and try a brownie.

[GanjaBob]

Okay i think it would be funny as shit to see my mom just baked without knowing why and freaking out but i would also feel bad as well... and i probably wouldent waste weed on that bitch

[keioss01]

I thought about doing that to my mom too.

But then i said fuck it and smoked all my weed.


lol..

anyway.. me & my mom aren't exactly friends.. so i wouldn't give a damn if she started trippin.. id probably lmao..

[Awill3449]

REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA. That's one way to freak your mom out and get yourself in a shit load of trouble. She's probably smoked before, anyway. If she isn't expecting it, she deffinetly won't like it at all. Especially if she has shit to do.

But if you do it, tell us about it and make sure not to put alot! Don't let her eat more than 1/2 gram max!!!! If she eats 2 or 3 one-gram brownies, she'll probably end up freaking out and puking and you'll end up in a police car.

[Awill3449]

Oh and sorry for the double post..but don't grind the weed up. That's nasty. Find a recipe...its really not that hard. Seriously, if you're gonna do it, at least make them taste good. Find a recipe here or @ marijuana.com or just use google. Searching is your friend.

[hihigh]

ok guys i decided i wouldn't make the brownies

although i dont think my mom would get really mad i dont think i would want to risk the possibility of her going crazy i mean i do love her and all lol it's not like i would get personal pleasure out of her going crazy..


funny thing was i really was going to do it, thanks for all the replies guys

[stangle12]

one time, when i was 8, my mom gave me a spinache dinner when she KNEW i wasnt pro-spinache. she lied to me and told me it was string beens or something like that. its only fair that i should do the same to her, but with weed.

well, my mom's a dead head. she would just laugh.

[koshea]

lol if ive learned anything from daytime TV...(which i have) its that giving a parent a weed brownie can only result in multipule humerous events and no negative consequences.

freal dude, grow some balls im with euphoric do that shit

[notrightquite]

Dudes ... I'm going to put some in my Mom's tea ... but she kinda asked me to.

[potsmokingnome]

Thats funny as hell, but doing that to any unsuspecting person on purpose is just fucked! Have some respect, even if your on a friend basis with your mom, she's going to rip your nuts off when she burnouts, she gave then to ya, she can take them away!

[LovelyTasha]

I thought my mother was against smoking. The other day she came in my room and smelled weed. Immediately she asked for a bowl.

Parents can suprise you sometimes.

The 'magic brownies' I've had really just waste weed. It had a really overpowering flavor. I'd be able to tell.

<3 Tasha

[DarkFirer]

Listien kid, u gotta do this! u had the right idea, u just neeed to think it through!

ur mom has 0 tolerance, KEEP THAT IN MIND. u need to make brownies that just slightly buzz u, cuz thad prolly b enough.

she may not get high the first time.

DUDE I KNOW HOW UR MOM IS, U CAN MAKE THIS INTO A JOKE!

she will be baked. she will wonder why.

U WILL TELL HER WHY AND SHE WILL JUST LAUGH HER ASS OFF.

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS AFTER U DO IT, ITS VITAL FOR THE CONTINUATION OF MANKIND!

seriously tho, im not joking in any way. live ur life with the coolest experiences!

u wanted to do this, now whether its a right or wrong thing to do, u will, u WILL learn some kind of lesson out of doing it! either ull see why its wrong, and u wont be borderline on a matter like this anymore, or ull find out that u were able to show ur mom how good weed is through experience, cuz experience is the one thing sober people need when it comes to weed, but they dont have it so they are negetive on it!

she will have such a good high, her tolerance is 0
shell b addicted
ur not forcing it, a brownie is a mother fucking brownie, u just added a secret ingredient!

jus make sure its the right place righ time, make sure that the whole day is clear for her, and then start eating some brownies, in no time shell join u!

hahahaha dude i myself am seriously thinking of asking my mom if she wants to try a hash brownie, im not gonna do any crazy shit tho cuz im indian and u know how that shit works but i know ull b fine.
im crazy

[DarkFirer]

u have to find the truth through personal experience, dont listien to these fuckers on cannabis u need to do what u think is right because u WER gonna do it until some baked fuckers told u not to!

[firsttimefarmer]

That would be a fuckin' liberty mate, doing that to your old girl!

If she wanted to do it, she would. Don't be slippery, its your mother!

I agree:rasta:

[DarkFirer]

I agree:rasta:

naaa nobody wants to do weed cuz theyve never been told about how good th high is!

u cant explain the weed high, its so mental that it has to be experienced.

[esweetie2269]

dude if she doesnt want to smoke then dont force it on her...who knows she could of smoked in the past and had a bad experience or something...My friend did that shit to her mom one day and her mom ended up in the hospital coz she had some kinda asthma problem and kno one knew. And when her mom found out she was pissed, and my friend got grounded for 3 months...

Who knows how ur mom will act, if u want to do it go ahead but prepare for the consequences....

I remember I made my mom some pot brownies and gave it to her, and she ate like 3 of them and was all stoned about it. But when she sobered up she came up to my room and said "do you think I was born yesterday, I knew u but weed in them" and when i asked how did she know she told me that she smokes weed and showed me her huge stash...Nice so now if i ever need weed I just go pinch some from my mom.

[drinksmokesleep]

My mum had a bit of hash pizza one night and was so spaced it wasnt funny.
Love life is right man, its your mom. You dont fyuck araound with things like that. My mum knew what she was doing, i dont think she expected it to be that powerfull. Got rid of her backache though, or stopped her moaning about it

[LOVElife]

Listien kid, u gotta do this! u had the right idea, u just neeed to think it through!

ur mom has 0 tolerance, KEEP THAT IN MIND. u need to make brownies that just slightly buzz u, cuz thad prolly b enough.

she may not get high the first time.

DUDE I KNOW HOW UR MOM IS, U CAN MAKE THIS INTO A JOKE!

she will be baked. she will wonder why.

U WILL TELL HER WHY AND SHE WILL JUST LAUGH HER ASS OFF.

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS AFTER U DO IT, ITS VITAL FOR THE CONTINUATION OF MANKIND!

seriously tho, im not joking in any way. live ur life with the coolest experiences!

u wanted to do this, now whether its a right or wrong thing to do, u will, u WILL learn some kind of lesson out of doing it! either ull see why its wrong, and u wont be borderline on a matter like this anymore, or ull find out that u were able to show ur mom how good weed is through experience, cuz experience is the one thing sober people need when it comes to weed, but they dont have it so they are negetive on it!

she will have such a good high, her tolerance is 0
shell b addicted
ur not forcing it, a brownie is a mother fucking brownie, u just added a secret ingredient!

jus make sure its the right place righ time, make sure that the whole day is clear for her, and then start eating some brownies, in no time shell join u!

hahahaha dude i myself am seriously thinking of asking my mom if she wants to try a hash brownie, im not gonna do any crazy shit tho cuz im indian and u know how that shit works but i know ull b fine.
im crazy

Are you really this stupid? It's like my eyes are playing tricks on me.

STRANGE12 - You are the Worst though, due to the fact you have nothing to back your comments up with!

FUCKIN' MUGS!

[brains]

this all sounds so funny!
ripped family members... haha
i say if your mom already knows you have weed... you cant really get in any trouble for offering some to her.
go ahead and see what happens...
i wish my parents stoned :(... i never have enough weed.....

but really dude... just ask... dont do it without asking her though

i still think that's kinda wrong

[beachguy in thongs]

Are you really this stupid? It's like my eyes are playing tricks on me.

STRANGE12 - You are the Worst though, due to the fact you have nothing to back your comments up with!

FUCKIN' MUGS!
I thought that Stangle12 had a perfect argument. He has to get her back, now. Spinach, even though I liked it, just isn't a choice dish.