Whats all this about Chuck Norris?

[sharpezor]

I mean i know who it is, hes really popular right now, anyone know why? I ask because everywhere i go its Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris.

[king kong bong]

he was popular in the 80's i dunno bout now. i think it came from conan o' brien cuz i remember him jokin a lot about chuck.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

he sounds like a fuckin tosser.

[king kong bong]

he's an action man.

[UnViaje]

prolly attention rubbing off of clips shown on "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien" from his 90's Walker Texas Ranger show

[STDzRus]

I don't know. I find this stuff on myspace people are spreading it like gold. Some of it's not that funny.

Just trying to keep up with the latest fads! :thumbsup:

[robert42]

he touched me

[Jim Morrison]

Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

its the chuck norris fact generator

[BobBong]

Chuck Norris sucks... always has, always will.. I find the recent fad with him hilarious though... All it is, is people taking the opposing opinion... where would we be in life without sides? good vs. bad in every sense..that's what life is...a constant battle. For the longest time Chuck Norris was considered a second rate actor..when really, the audience was just a minority..still is. I doubt everyone as many people truely enjoy Chuck Norris as much as they say they do.. rather, enjoy the fact that he really.. can't act at times.. and the shows are ..... an pain in the brain to watch sometimes.
But on the other hand.. hey.. he's on T.V. has a fan base.. he's certainly doing what he loves, so all the power to him! :thumbsup: :dance: :stoned:

Chuck Norris invented EZ Squeeze Cheeze, he got the idea from crushing a man until his intestines came out of his mouth.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

If Chuck Norris were here, he'd give you a roundhouse to the face for questioning his existence. :)

[s2headhunter]

yeah i think it is from the connan o brien show and whenver ben stiller says fucking chuck norris in dodgeball HAHA

[king kong bong]

yeah i think it is from the connan o brien show and whenver ben stiller says fucking chuck norris in dodgeball HAHA

yea that was funny.

[sharpezor]

"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

LOL i laughed so hard at that, devils rejects was a good movie, sweet ending.

[king kong bong]

LOL i laughed so hard at that, devils rejects was a good movie, sweet ending.

yea i know. he delivered that line perfect. that line was so good i had to rip it from the dvd, now i got it on my pc.

freebird.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, sweet line!

[Freedumb]

a bunch of kids at my school were telling these cheesy jokes about Chuck Norris. i dont know why either... a bunch of douche bags. chuck norris is lame, and so are most of the kids in my class.

[MikeNice77]

Chuck Norris is Jesus, I thought? I mean the Messiah...the 2nd coming. Bow down to him. Amen.

[Lily420]

"im chuck norrised" thats what me and my friends say sumtimes heh:smokin:

[MikeNice77]

I must have been Chuck Norris'd a few times (being modest) myself.

[Lily420]

yeah, thanks Mike. :smokin:

Go UCONN! w00t!

[DirkZooDiggler]

I was thinking the same thing! I guess people are just beginning to realize how cool Chuck really is. Now I'm off to the Bowflex! http://www.wimp.com/norris/ ------Watch that!

[HighTillIDie]

Chuck Norris once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time".

[VoidLivesOn]

Fuck those stupid ass jokes.

[benagain]

I have some old bruce lee movies laying around somewhere and in one of them he kicks chuck norris's ass. it was great.

[Smokin EnDo]

Why does Chuck Norris sleep with a night light?


Its not because he's afraid of the dark, its because the dark is afraid of him.

What happens when Chuck Norris falls in water?

He doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.

[Awill3449]

Well Chuck Norris is so strong that....

wtf? I just don't understand the jokes. Vin Diesel ones are the same and equally dumb.

[thcbongman]

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

[skunkleaf]

Most of that Chuck Norris stuff is well funny!! Those lists about how he'd kick your face in, priceless!!:D

[mrdevious]

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

LOL, that one made me laugh the hardest yet!:D

[DirkZooDiggler]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard

[sharpezor]

When chuck norris is doing push ups, hes not lifting him self, hes pushing the world.


lol thats so lame

[DirkZooDiggler]

Chuck Norris believes that all midgets are aliens. By the time you ask him why, every midget in the world, including those unborn have been swifly roundhouse kicked back to Mars where they belong. ------I made that one up!.....I know, I know.

[DirkZooDiggler]

When chuck norris is doing push ups, hes not lifting him self, hes pushing the world.


lol thats so lame

Haha...that gets funnier the more you read it.