VALENTINES DAY

[Not Enough Herb]

hey everyone...valetines day is coming up unfortunately, and this year i have to be romantic :mad:

So i guess this will be the thread for all the confused males who dont know 2 shits about being romantic. Anyone with ideas on how to impress a woman plz plz for the love of god post them.

thank you!

i hate romance

later

[sugarmagnolia]

what day is valentine's day this year. maybe i'll smoke a blunt with the girl and chill alone..... good enough for me.

[Not Enough Herb]

lmao the 14th

like every year. Man if i could do that i so would...anyone else?

later

[sugarmagnolia]

damn tuesdays suck, but i shall make it good.

[endo..jay]

wish i could hepl but if i post my ideas my surprise will be ruined cuz well my gf is on the boards too :(

dinner and a blunt are always nice


and some hott steamy secks

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

A pack of condoms and booze.

[endo..jay]

A pack of condoms and booze.

fuck you ruined my surprise

[beachguy in thongs]

I was gonna buy (this girl) a vanity set, you know, with a chair.

[kizazz83]

billy(partyguy420) says hes going with the blunt and the condoms and booze idea. but if u really want to get romantic, give her a teddy bear and a red rose then take her out somewhere nice and tell her how much she means to u. ull have her in the sack in 10 mins.lol.

[Zinnia]

A nice dinner (no Taco Bell)
Flowers (even if just 1 rose)
Champagne/decent wine (or her favorite alcohol)
A trip/gift certificate to Victoria's Secret
A decent piece of jewelry (don't break your bank, but don't go too cheap)
A clean bong (full, of course)

Do not give your girls household appliances, diet books, flannel nightgowns, or tennis shoes. :thumbsup:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I think valentine's day is overrated and the government's way (yet another) to force ideal's on the american people that some how spread thru-out the world, sadly into some nationalized bullshit.

BUT because I am slightly brainwashed by society I want to take my boyfriend out for food or something (maybe cook -gasp-) after smoking a blunt and making love, then smoke another blunt and make some more love. Flowers are nice, I guess; No candy, candy is depressing, lol, victoria's secret is hot tho :D Haha, nice zinnia.

[motorcycletony222]

My girl will get to first do my laundry, then she gets to wash the dishes(from the night before), then if shes lucky oral sex, on me.

[esrabalamir]

it is not a special day for me and gf, cuz our all days are like valentines day(also more than it)
besides (my opinion) valentines day is very commercial

[endo..jay]

after smoking a blunt and making love, then smoke another blunt and make some more love. .

sweet i cant wait :D

[hubblebubble]

plenty of lsd

[slipknotpsycho]

flowers, personalized jewelry (for me and my wifes anniversary couple weeks ago, i went and bought us good wedding bands cuz we never had 'em cuz we're poor, and got them engraved with our pet names), cook a dinner for him/her, just dinner isn't good enough >.> it has to come from you, not from the dude in the back of the resturaunt. it's easy, girls usually like shiney expensive stuff, go to the mall, go into all the stores and find something that costs more than 10 dollars and shines :rolleyes:

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I wish I had someone to go through the V-Day thing with...

*glances towards Paige*

Since it ain't gonna happen, I was planning on keeping her first time smoking delayed, and then on the V-Day sharing as many bowls with her we can possibly toke, some good munchie food, actually watch the movies we've been meaning to watch, etc. (neither of us can drive, and weed doesn't mix with driving parents).

*sighs, looks down* :(

[slipknotpsycho]

I wish I had someone to go through the V-Day thing with...

*glances towards Paige*

Since it ain't gonna happen, I was planning on keeping her first time smoking delayed, and then on the V-Day sharing as many bowls with her we can possibly toke, some good munchie food, actually watch the movies we've been meaning to watch, etc. (neither of us can drive, and weed doesn't mix with driving parents).

*sighs, looks down* :(
you're bound to have an older brother, friend or some type of family member that could drive you that knows you smoke... if not... get to walking! just make sure you got a joint for when you actually get there cuz walking is very sobering.

[ultimatenyc]

and leave your pussy at home.

[Zinnia]

victoria's secret is hot tho :D Haha, nice zinnia.

Victoria's Secret is my home away from home. :D

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

valetines day is an american thing...and im not american.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

^^Why not celebrate it anyway???

[Breukelen advocaat]

I like to do ol' Valentine's day up in style, in New York City: A candlelit dinner at a posh East Side eatery, front row seats at a hot Broadway show, and a romantic interlude, complete with fine French champagne, at a five-star Manhattan hotel.

After the evening is done, I'll pick up a dozen roses on my way home to give to my wife. :dance:

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Well restaraunts are typically jammed packed and the food isnt as good and it is noisy as hell. Im just not into the crowded areas myself.

You could start now by making reservations at a nice bed and breakfast in the country side or ocean side depending on where you live.

Hopefully one that has one of those old-style victorian bath tubs where she can slip in and you can sit on a chair and massage her shoulders while she relaxes. Be spontaneous and make it a surprise. Dont tell her your plan. Bring the supplies: portable cd player, relaxing music, candles, maybe some victorias secret bath stuff.

Go for a walk the next day in the country or the beach or where ever you end up.

Romance is fine for building soft sexual tension. YOu want something more.
Also giving gifts, compliements are fine but really dont build sexual tension.

Let the tension build for the next couple of weeks for better, more intense sex and let her initiate it to the point where she has that, (I want to stab you look in her eyes).

So you must be patient to let this tension build. And let her initiate sex. Women need this tension aspect to build. There are ways to build tension but too numerous to list here. But just holding back sexually to the point at which she wants it bad is one way. So tease her.


Just my idea.

[bedake]

valentines day if for fools who buy into the corporate holiday, the day should be renamed to corporations are raking in millions off of moronic sappy fools day... seriously dont you think it would be much sweeter if a guy/girl got flowers/whatever for their significant other without them feeling obligated to or just because everyone else does it? seriously you shouldent have to have a day where you are supposed to be sweet, its supposed to happen everyday. That what i think about valentines day at least,

I never will participate in this corporate bullshit day. Even when i have a girlfriend i refuse to acknowledge the day they may get a little pissed but if it bothers them that much then thats most likely not the type of girl im in to

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Victoria's Secret is my home away from home. :D

And damn easy to .."borrow" from!

[Not Enough Herb]

My girl will get to first do my laundry, then she gets to wash the dishes(from the night before), then if shes lucky oral sex, on me.

lmao

now thats a plan. I agree, valentines day is a shame. All the girlies go coo coo and expect me to be there with roses and chocolate. so im gonna say it now

FUCK VALENTINES DAY

Whoever invented it needs to be shot dead, and if they r dead, they grave needs to be pissed on, their body dug up and raped.

Like im expected to buy a gift with my hard earned cash which could be spent on ciggerettes or another type of drug. this day isnt even fuckin special its just another god dam day that some asshole decided everyone should show affection to their love ones.

I SAY WHO THE HELL TELLS ME WHEN I SHOULD SHOW AFFECTION. FUCK THEM!

k im done now

keep posting this is good stuff ppl

I blame valentines day on women, no offence ladies (your all cool on this board)

later

[Zinnia]

lmao

now thats a plan. I agree, valentines day is a shame. All the girlies go coo coo and expect me to be there with roses and chocolate. so im gonna say it now

FUCK VALENTINES DAY

Whoever invented it needs to be shot dead, and if they r dead, they grave needs to be pissed on, their body dug up and raped.

Like im expected to buy a gift with my hard earned cash which could be spent on ciggerettes or another type of drug. this day isnt even fuckin special its just another god dam day that some asshole decided everyone should show affection to their love ones.

I SAY WHO THE HELL TELLS ME WHEN I SHOULD SHOW AFFECTION. FUCK THEM!

k im done now

keep posting this is good stuff ppl

I blame valentines day on women, no offence ladies (your all cool on this board)

later



Aww, honey, you've go to get into the spirit of the thing. Girls LOVE this stuff. Makes them feel special and so what if you're out a couple of bucks?

I'm buzzed(on booze, unfortunately). Someone want to be my valentine? :p
Guys and girls can apply. :D

[Zinnia]

And damn easy to .."borrow" from!

You can borrow anything you want. Just give back in return. LOL
:D

[endo..jay]

Someone want to be my valentine? :p
Guys and girls can apply. :D

sure i would love to be your valentine ;)

[Not Enough Herb]

^ill be your valentine as long as i dont have to do anything and we can get high and have sex.

thats what everyone should be doing on valentines day, getting high and making babies

later

[endo..jay]

god i hope ur not talking to me cuz ur pointing my direction

and zinna is mine and baby's date :p

[Zinnia]

god i hope ur not talking to me cuz ur pointing my direction

and zinna is mine and baby's date :p

LOL Let's meet halfway. Say, in Virginia?
:D

[Not Enough Herb]

na i was talking to zinna, so u can relax ur poopshute is safe for another night

later

[Zinnia]

^ill be your valentine as long as i dont have to do anything and we can get high and have sex.

thats what everyone should be doing on valentines day, getting high and making babies

later

Leave out the "making babies" part and I'll consider it. But you'll have to go after Baby and Jay. LOL

[Zinnia]

na i was talking to zinna, so u can relax ur poopshute is safe for another night

later

LOL!!!

[Not Enough Herb]

Leave out the "making babies" part and I'll consider it. But you'll have to go after Baby and Jay. LOL

accidents happen. nothing a push down a flight of stairs cant solve

so be my valentine!

why do i have to go after? an orgy sounds good to me:thumbsup: :pimp:

later

[Not Enough Herb]

double post

anyways

valentines day sucks and i still have no idea what to get my woman

later

[Zinnia]

accidents happen. nothing a push down a flight of stairs cant solve

so be my valentine!

why do i have to go after? an orgy sounds good to me:thumbsup: :pimp:

later

Only if everyone consents.

[Zinnia]

double post

anyways

valentines day sucks and i still have no idea what to get my woman

later

Flowers and a nice dinner(plus a bowlful) and she's yours. Easy enough.
:thumbsup:

[endo..jay]

Only if everyone consents.

shit im in

[Midnight Baker]

Pick up with Orchid in hand and a NICE card (with written things within it)

Dinner + Drinks boat cruise thingy around the harbor at sunset

Followed by perphaps more drinks at some trendy lounge.

...ending with a "Happy Ending"

giddy giddy

[Zinnia]

shit im in

Only if Baby consents. I don't mess with another woman's territory.

That said, I'm all in(so to speak).
:D

[Zinnia]

And when I'm sober, I'll still mean it. :dance:

[endo..jay]

im in to sounds fun ;)

k baby's in

[BabyFacedAbortion]

No she isn't.

[Zinnia]

k baby's in

Bring the ganja and I'll provide the hotel room.
:clap:

[Zinnia]

No she isn't.

Sorry, Jay. All participants must consent. Otherwise, it ain't as much fun.
:thumbsup:

[endo..jay]

damn!

[Zinnia]

damn!

Sounds like she's got plans for you.

Enjoy!!!

[Not Enough Herb]

just me and you zinna, this foursome went down to a 2 some, fast!

later

[Zinnia]

just me and you zinna, this foursome went down to a 2 some, fast!

later

Too bad you're probably in another state.

[Not Enough Herb]

lmao try country, like canada.

but for all you know i could be a crack head midget with webbed feet...

na im kidding

im 300 pounds

later

[Zinnia]

lmao try country, like canada.

but for all you know i could be a crack head midget with webbed feet...

na im kidding

im 300 pounds

later

That's okay. I weigh 0, so we should balance out. LOL

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I did atleast<3

[Not Enough Herb]

sounds good to me

im 17 years old, 5'0, 300 pounds. heres a picture, if you ever come to canada and are in need of some lovin.

[Zinnia]

sounds good to me

im 17 years old, 5'0, 300 pounds. heres a picture, if you ever come to canada and are in need of some lovin.

Man, you look so much like my ex-boyfriend, it would be a stroll down memory lane.
:upsidedow

[Zinnia]

But that's okay; I like 'em young.

[Not Enough Herb]

lol ur just another notch on the belt to me babe

sorry

later

[Not Enough Herb]

Valentines is the worst day of the year

women are ungrateful and ignorant

later

[GanjaBob]

What happend?

[Reefer Rogue]

My valentines was ok, i guess. I just stayed home, got blazed and played video games :dance: The girls be trippin rite now so it's all gravy.

[spliffstar22]

i gave my girl a rose, went to dinner, and i went to her house after and "chilled" lol

[BabyFacedAbortion]

valentine's day is dumb.

[Zinnia]

Valentines is the worst day of the year

women are ungrateful and ignorant

later

Not all of them, my dear. :D

[Not Enough Herb]

^ most of them

o well its done and over with now.

fuck valentines day!

later

[JustSayNo]

For all the UKer's and Irelander's, I got a pic in an e-mail and laughed my balls off, it would be funny to send it to a loved one:Valentine's Card (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Spoof-Funny-Humorous-valentine-card-Tesco-Value-i-pod_W0QQitemZ6604194599QQcategoryZ108865QQcmdZView Item#ebayphotohosting)

If this has already been posted feel free to get on to me about it.