So I was using my muscle cream...

[FireRazor]

And my girlfriend put it on my back, because I get sore aches and pains. In any case she got some into her eye, and on her...muff. Well she runs down stairs and gets really exited. She tells me the story and forces it onto my penis. Well wouldn't you believe that it was the most amazing feeling I've felt. 'Ice: Rub-A-535' is the name of it. We we're very, very high at the time. :stoned: Of course.

[slipknotpsycho]

before you keep doing that type of stuff i'd definately suggest looking up if it could have bad reactions down there, it is extremely sensitive down there, and without even knowing it you could cause damage..

once when i was younger i made a stupid mistake cuz i thought it'd feel good... i used icy-hot while gettin busy with my self... only thing that hurt more than that, was when me and my wife were getting freaky, i'd made home made salsa earlier that day and had cut up and cleaned ALOT of jalapeno's... i "take over" and ended up in excrutiating pain, glad i wasn't using habanero peppers in the salsa lol..

[Its a Plant]

damn man, I dont think we have that stuff here in the state, but we have Icy Hot. That shit is pretty strong I don't think it would be pleasing at all to have my twins on fire, then cooled off. That shit hurts to just put it on my legs, let alone my rod.

[187]

one time these kids on my hockey team put bengay on this other kids jock strap hahahahha

[justinsane]

one time these kids on my hockey team put bengay on this other kids jock strap hahahahha

hurts like a BITCH!!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

My exgirlfriend was big into sports yet always had muscle aches, she did the same thing your girl did, all the time.

[slipknotpsycho]

one time these kids on my hockey team put bengay on this other kids jock strap hahahahha
if i was that kid, i woulda went sonic and other mexican resturants, and got all the jalapeno juice i could, then washed all their straps ina equal mixture of water and jalapeno juice... and video taped the locker room that day..

[UrDrugDealer.]

BAHA